Poll: My mother thinks I'm gay because....

[Ace of Spades]

Is she aware that there's a scene in which the two lead actresses make out?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I want to see the movie Black swan.
I'm not joking in you, it's quite irrational to think that I'm gay because I want to see a movie which has had brilliant grades and is just new and fresh.
Plus, she says that it's not normal for "straight men to like these kind of movies.
So what does the escapist think?

EDIT:I'm straight, just to tell you guys.

Tell her about the lesbian sex scene, that will show her

 

[Kevonovitch]

maybe she secretly wanted you to be gay, and is trying to hardcore it in there? sounds more like shoehorn, but eh...parents are just fucked up.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I tihnk you're a little insecure if you care what anyone thinks regarding your sexuality.

Naaah. I just find it amusing and a bit annyoing, because frankly she's been doing it since.. I hit puberty.

Well, I have to agree with Aby_Z about the teeny bit of insecurity. But you should tell her the movie has a lesbian scene. Sure, you won't go see the movie now, but at least you won't be called gay.

 

[Terminal Blue]

Well, unless she wants to send you to one of those Christian suicide camps to be 'cured' who gives a shit what she believes. If you're secure in your sexuality, why would you need your mum of all people to confirm it for you?

Maybe eventually she'll grow up, until then just let her live in her fantasy world until you're no longer dependent on her.

 

[BioHazardMan]

I don't really know but Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are hot as hell.

 

[Mcupobob]

WhaT?!

So I guess I'm gay too, just saw the preview for that movie and it looked like it had a fresh twist. A good thriller/Drama/horror movie.

Anyways don't let it bother you, just see that one movie about sweaty cowboys after seeing black swan. Because sweaty cowboys on the dusty trail seeking revenge is manly!

Also doesn't that movie have a lesbian scene in it too? Totally not gay then. Well sort of gay but not for guys.

Just keep repeating the above to rationalize your insecurity about sexuality away.

 

[pyrosaw]

It's not Bruno.

 

[TitanAtlas]

Im a man has manly has they come, and i must say Black Swan is awsome.... its a form of art expression directed by a great mind and... 2 Women Making Out... So yeah your mother is loosing a screw... xD

(i hope you dont feel offended by the screw thingy, if you do i am sorry).

oh go watch the movie....

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Wait... she thinks your gay to go watch a movie where two hot actresses makeout?

Im confused...

At least have her accuse you of being homosexual, not ghey. Its one of those new terms that makes me want to punch the person who made that new definition for it.

 

[Snotnarok]

Yeah you're totally gay for liking a movie. Movies make or break your sexuality didn't you know that? It's not about men liking men, or women liking women! It's about the guys who watch Twilight, or the ladies who watch Die Hard.

But seriously: I can only come up with sarcastic jokes in these situations. It's stupid to think such things. It's the same morons who think "Oh Snot likes 4 anime series, he must be into hentai" I'm actually asexual so that shows what they know.

 

[delet]

I tihnk you're a little insecure if you care what anyone thinks regarding your sexuality.

but to be truthful, it does start to bother you if your own parents do not think you are what you are...

Perhaps, though I do not even know who I am, so who can blame 'em for not knowing?

 

[delet]

I tihnk you're a little insecure if you care what anyone thinks regarding your sexuality.

but to be truthful, it does start to bother you if your own parents do not think you are what you are...

Perhaps, though I do not even know who I am, so who can blame 'em for not knowing?

definitely true. It's tough to even find out who you are

This guy knows for sure that he is not gay, but his parents cannot even understand that, just because he wants to see a movie perhaps designed for chicks.

The stigma of being called gay in a lot todays society is kind of being a wussy. If my parents though I was a wuss I would be pretty perturbed, whether or not I am being called gay.

Right, I understood his post; I was just giving a general thought on the subject.

Eh, I'm already used to not being part of the 'norm.' I'm fairly distant from my parents, though.

 

[delet]

what do you mean by the norm? Do you not feel bugged if someone seriously thinks you have a sexual preference which you do not have?

Oh, that's too bad to hear... about your parents...

Well, the general norm for most people. For instance, I tend to dress completely in black. People think I'm an emo or goth because of this, but I simply like the colour. I'm not bothered by other people's perception of me. When it comes to my sexuality, I'm certainly aware some people may think I'm gay for one reason or the other, but again I don't let that bother me. I know what I am, so what do they matter?

Eh, I'm fairly content with my relationship with my parents. I enjoy a decent amount of solitude.

 

[delet]

you sound pretty similar to me.

I wear black allot, and white too, and people also think i'm gay too >.<

mostly because i'm just a lecherous asshole who (fake) hits on people for the lulz, in high school in fact, so it's not too surprising that people think that >.>

Well, that's being Greek for yah Lecherousness is in my bones

same with the parents. I normally just stay in my room when i'm at home

Unless I'm around friends, I tend to be pretty silent. Apparently I come off as cold and emotionless. I can be a wonderful asshole at time, though; it's one of the things I'm known for.