Poll: My mother thinks I'm gay because....

[xdiesp]

The fun thing is, if gayness is genetic, it's your mom which actually made you gay.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Wait... is one of the option saying that you spank guys? Not gonna lie, that's pretty gay and you should start questioning if you really are straight. The whole movie thing doesn't necessarily mean you're gay though. A buddy of mine sits down with his girlfriend and watches a rented chick flick in their house about once a week. He says that he's actually started to like some of the cheesy crap in those movies.

 

[Something Amyss]

Shit, I haven't checked http://xe.com in a while. Guess I'm falling behind on that sort of thing.

I think they only deal in currency exchange.

I tihnk you're a little insecure if you care what anyone thinks regarding your sexuality.

I don't know. If you're young and living with your parents, I think it really can matter.

 

[blankedboy]

My mum thinks I'm sraight 'cos I haven't told her I'm bi yet?
I think I broke the thread

 

[beniki]

On the other hand, if you're watching Princess Tutu then maybe she has a case.

Nothing wrong with princess tutu.

Well, apart from the second season. I felt they were just dragging out the plot to see how many seasons they could get out of it. I do like the whole surreal feel of the series, and using some of the ballet expressions really did draw you-

Er, not that I ever watched it, no, I only watch manly things like, er- I'm getting a beer, a manly beer. You want one? I'll just go get it now. Yeah! Beer! Woo!

 

[crudus]

My parents thought I was gay because of all the dudes I ended up kissing and how I always tended to hang out with gay guys. Compared to my parents your mom's logic is completely grounded in reality.

...wat.

It seems like your mum won't be satisfied until you leave out naked pictures of girls all over your room.

I just had my parents catch me having sex with a girl. That fixed that right up.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Well if you do insist on wanking to gay porn...

*reads OP*

Slap your Mum.

No, slapping is "gay". You need to punch her firm in the tits or face. Much more manly.

 

[TrollOgerElf]

1.let her think you are gay
2.invite hotties over
3.???
4.Profit

 

[Diablo2000]

And there's almost nothing gay with a movie where Natalie Portman make out with Mila Kunis...

You're aware that's totally gay, right?

OP, your mom sounds homophobic. You should totally trade her in for another one.

EDIT: Homophobic and ignorant.

That's why I put "almost"...

 

[Jodah]

You could hire a hooker and have sex on the living room couch as your mom walks in to prove her wrong.

Or just ignore her. That would be cheaper.

 

[SimuLord]

Rule of thumb: All allegations of gayness can be put aside by getting a girlfriend and kissing her in front of your mother.

If THAT doesn't solve matters? Then tell Mom "OK, you asked for it" and give her a grandchild as she looks on.

 

[crudus]

Rule of thumb: All allegations of gayness can be put aside by getting a girlfriend and kissing her in front of your mother.

If THAT doesn't solve matters? Then tell Mom "OK, you asked for it" and give her a grandchild as she looks on.

Actually, I know a few people who got girlfriends/boyfriends to "prove" they weren't gay when they actually weren't.

You could hire a hooker and have sex on the living room couch as your mom walks in to prove her wrong.

Or just ignore her. That would be cheaper.

depending on how much you pay for the hooker.

 

[tahrey]

dunno, never heard of it, from the imdb description it could go either way. perhaps its actually incredibly camp and all about relationships and goes absofuckinglutely nowhere. or it could be quite the tense thriller.

but, meh, mine probably thinks i'm a developmentally arrested pedo because I occasionally check out whichever ghibli film lands over here (though apparently seeing TS3 and Despicable Me with friends is alright).

 

[Fraught]

I think that if she would have a problem with you being gay, if you were, then there is something wrong.
But that is me and my way of thinking. As in, not backwards about sexuality. Or anything else.
Anyway, anyone can watch any damn movie they want to.

My family made it pretty clear rather early that I would get abandoned if I were gay or joined an extreme right-wing group.
I should try becoming a gay nazi sometime...

Anyway, why would ballet be gay? Not to mention that the movie is far more than just a ballet show?
And even if it were, what's next? Opera? Musicals?
Excuse me for saying this, but your mother doesn't sound very open-minded.

So that means that they must be extreme left-wingers, right?

Being so intolerant towards gays sounds exactly like extreme right-wing behaviour to me.

 

[Poster11]

Next time she says that say I'm not but if I was would that be a problem? if she says yes then shes a... fill in your own blanks..

 

[SimuLord]

Rule of thumb: All allegations of gayness can be put aside by getting a girlfriend and kissing her in front of your mother.

If THAT doesn't solve matters? Then tell Mom "OK, you asked for it" and give her a grandchild as she looks on.

Actually, I know a few people who got girlfriends/boyfriends to "prove" they weren't gay when they actually weren't.

When they actually were gay, you mean? True enough, which is why I put the caveat in there about "Mom, if you're going to be such an intolerant ***** about it, here."

Mind you, I think the OP's mom needs a serious lesson in tolerance if she really is that bigoted to suggest that her son being gay would be such a horrible thing. Although it can't be as bad as what my mom said when she saw the video for "Friday I'm In Love" by The Cure on MTV 20 years ago:

"I don't care what other people do in their private lives but I hope I raised you two boys better than that."

 

[Vykrel]

just let her know about the lesbian makeout scene in the film. if shes as silly as she already seems to be, she will instantly change her mind and think you are the straightest straight guy this side of straightville

 

[bak00777]

Well, if she's right, then I'm gay as well. More so, MovieBob made me gay!

Edit: If your mother keeps bothering you, you could always tell her you're just watching it for the hot girl on girl action. That ought to silence her.

Thats a good reason for a straight guy to see it. who doesnt want to see hot girl on girl action. 1 ticket plz.