Poll: NewZealand Haters, WHY!?

[LogieBear]

I live in NewZealand (pretty much the bottom of the world) and we get so many haters!
I constantly get hate of shock from people in online gaming

Things like: OMG your from N.Z? how did you get power into your mud hut, or a computer for that matter?.

Or the best one yet, an American asked me whats the best way to f**k a sheep (Common N.Z joke)
I was so sick of this my response was: Put them at the edge of a cliff, they push back better!
Sometimes shock and surprise just goes a little too far.

N.Z has the most diverse Geology than any other country (Yes thats a fact)
We have our own native culture the Maori (although it isnt focused on)
And honestly we are more advanced than a lot of other places.

Of course you can make jokes
We have the most useless wildlife ever =P
Our Politic Leaders are a joke (so are all the other countries too hehe)
You can't pronounce our placenames without a vowel book

But there isn't need for hate, Share love =)

=Edit=
By the way Aussie haters DO NOT count!

 

[Razvex]

Because I'm Australian.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Fairly sure they beat us a lot at Rugby, which is as good a reason as any.

 

[CouchCommando]

Nothing wrong with you sheep shaggers across the ditch. Just there seems to be more of you guys over here than over there these days lol. Oh and cheering the pomes on in the world cup against Australia that was a bit uncool I thought.

 

[Kajt]

I've got nothing against New Zealand.

I don't know a lot about the place though.

 

[The_Healer]

So...

Why do you guys hate Australians?

 

[ThatPurpleGuy]

Its all the Maori's there that make it suck..All that tribal bullshit they carry on with is getting pretty old.

 

[Nobby]

I don't hate New Zealand, I'm just Australian.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I just hate the letter Z.

Rename it, and I'll like it.

 

[LogieBear]

So...

Why do you guys hate Australians?

Because They CHEAT! lol =P
'Mimes an underarm cricket bowl' NEVER to be forgotten!

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

And honestly we are more advanced than a lot of other places.

You were looking westward when you said that weren't you?

You can't pronounce our placenames without a vowel book

Yes, Hamilton and Wellington are especially difficult.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Don't feel bad; Americans have asked me how we get internet in our igloos, here in Canada.

It's okay, though, since I know they couldn't have known aboot the 1997 model year Bombadier Sled-Dogs, which came with a built in generator and Wi-Fi Broadband, and their tail doubles as an emergency crank.

In fact, next time some tool asks how you get power/internet/light in your Abo hut? Tell them you've been able to buy sheep with built-in broadband and generators since the late-90's, and watch them get completely confused.

 

[LogieBear]

I admit im not into Maori tradition, thay try to invade politics with their culture (like thatl ever happen) and they piss and moan all the time to be honest

 

[CouchCommando]

So...

Why do you guys hate Australians?

Because They CHEAT! lol =P
'Mimes an underarm cricket bowl' NEVER to be forgotten!

Muhahaha that wasn't cheating just unsporting.

 

[LogieBear]

Don't feel bad; Americans have asked me how we get internet in our igloos, here in Canada.

It's okay, though, since I know they couldn't have known aboot the 1997 model year Bombadier Sled-Dogs, which came with a built in generator and Wi-Fi Broadband, and their tail doubles as an emergency crank.

In fact, next time some tool asks how you get power/internet/light in your Abo hut? Tell them you've been able to buy sheep with built-in broadband and generators since the late-90's, and watch them get completely confused.

I think i love you =P

 

[Razvex]

So...

Why do you guys hate Australians?

Because They CHEAT! lol =P
'Mimes an underarm cricket bowl' NEVER to be forgotten!

Well it won the game, didn't it?

 

[Nikolaz72]

I just hate the letter Z.

Rename it, and I'll like it.

Would people not think New Sealand was created from those guys off the coast of Brittian?

 

[Balaxe]

Heres the thing EVERY country gets hate.
+ i'm Australian so i'm ment to make jokes about you, nothing personal.