Poll: NewZealand Haters, WHY!?

[MurderousToaster]

Because the people are ignorant and trying to make themselves feel better about their sub-par, irritating existence.

Don't take it too personally, these things. If someone says "What's the best way to fuck a sheep?" give them a made-up, but explicitly detailed explanation. That will make them go away.

I'm from Scotland, so I get crap, too. As far as some people are concerned, I wear a skirt, drink all the time, fuck is fuck every fuck second fuck word fuck, and I live in an ancient settlement.

One person actually thought that there was no internet or electricity in Scotland. Morons.

 

[rabidmidget]

It's an Australian tradition, who else are we gonna mock, Papau New Guinea?

 

[The_Healer]

So...

Why do you guys hate Australians?

Because They CHEAT! lol =P
'Mimes an underarm cricket bowl' NEVER to be forgotten!

Well technically speaking, it was just playing to win.

Ok ok that was awful I'll admit.

 

[CouchCommando]

It's an Australian tradition, who else are we gonna mock, Papau New Guinea?

Actually we can have a crack at Indonesia, did you know they don't like been called third world?

 

[Athlumney]

Well i'm Aussie, but we don't really hate you we just like to make fun of you.
On a side note why are there pretty much more kiwi's in Aus than in NZ?

 

[ThatPurpleGuy]

Well i'm Aussie, but we don't really hate you we just like to make fun of you.
On a side note why are there pretty much more kiwi's in Aus than in NZ?

Thats easy. Centrelink.

 

[LogieBear]

Well i'm Aussie, but we don't really hate you we just like to make fun of you.
On a side note why are there pretty much more kiwi's in Aus than in NZ?

Because Asians keep taking our homes and jobs, So we steal yours =P

 

[rabidmidget]

It's an Australian tradition, who else are we gonna mock, Papau New Guinea?

Actually we can have a crack at Indonesia, did you know they don't like been called third world?

Hooray for blatant racism!

I kid I kid

 

[Layz92]

Hey, I love your accent. I would have to be taken to an hospital before I left the airport from laughing so much (if the airport had alot of kiwis). And sheep shagging jokes just never get old I'm sorry to say (unless you are the Kiwi in question). I love you people though, ANZAC ftw.

I linked in another thread but if anyone was wondering about the accent

 

[Camembert]

I admit im not into Maori tradition, thay try to invade politics with their culture (like thatl ever happen) and they piss and moan all the time to be honest

Yeah, I think I probably would too if I were them.

 

[blxtnsq]

I live in NewZealand (pretty much the bottom of the world) and we get so many haters!
I constantly get hate of shock from people in online gaming

Things like: OMG your from N.Z? how did you get power into your mud hut, or a computer for that matter?.

Or the best one yet, an American asked me whats the best way to f**k a sheep (Common N.Z joke)
I was so sick of this my response was: Put them at the edge of a cliff, they push back better!
Sometimes shock and surprise just goes a little too far.

N.Z has the most diverse Geology than any other country (Yes thats a fact)
We have our own native culture the Maori (although it isnt focused on)
And honestly we are more advanced than a lot of other places.

Of course you can make jokes
We have the most useless wildlife ever =P
Our Politic Leaders are a joke (so are all the other countries too hehe)
You can't pronounce our placenames without a vowel book

But there isn't need for hate, Share love =)

=Edit=
By the way Aussie haters DO NOT count!

Aussie Haters don't count as what?

 

[LogieBear]

Hey, I love your accent. I would have to be taken to an hospital before I left the airport from laughing so much (if the airport had alot of kiwis). And sheep shagging jokes just never get old I'm sorry to say (unless you are the Kiwi in question). I love you people though, ANZAC ftw.

I linked in another thread but if anyone was wondering about the accent

True i cant say that sheep shagging isnt funny and that video is the accent from 1970-90 N.Z accent, only maori's talk like that now and usually just the unfortunate ones

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Your poll seems a bit confused.

I don't get the new zeland hating points you've put up... I can understand Australians hating you guys but that's neighbourly love for you - everyone does that ^-^

 

[latenightapplepie]

I'm an Australian but I think you guys are great. I seriously can't think of anything bad to say about the country.

Nationalism is bloody stupid sometimes.

 

[GreyEarth]

I'm Aussie and my best mate is a Kiwi, no hate here.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Because the people are ignorant and trying to make themselves feel better about their sub-par, irritating existence.

Don't take it too personally, these things. If someone says "What's the best way to fuck a sheep?" give them a made-up, but explicitly detailed explanation. That will make them go away.

I'm from Scotland, so I get crap, too. As far as some people are concerned, I wear a skirt, drink all the time, fuck is fuck every fuck second fuck word fuck, and I live in an ancient settlement.

One person actually thought that there was no internet or electricity in Scotland. Morons.

To be fair, I know countless people who never stop saying fuck.

OT: I don't hate New Zealand, i'm Scottish so apparantly we're only allowed to hate the English. Meh, good enough for me.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

What's the best way to fuck a sheep?

Smash it's skull in with an axe - guaranteed to fuck anything.

 

[stok3r]

I live in NewZealand (pretty much the bottom of the world) and we get so many haters!
I constantly get hate of shock from people in online gaming

Things like: OMG your from N.Z? how did you get power into your mud hut, or a computer for that matter?.

Or the best one yet, an American asked me whats the best way to f**k a sheep (Common N.Z joke)
I was so sick of this my response was: Put them at the edge of a cliff, they push back better!
Sometimes shock and surprise just goes a little too far.

N.Z has the most diverse Geology than any other country (Yes thats a fact)
We have our own native culture the Maori (although it isnt focused on)
And honestly we are more advanced than a lot of other places.

Of course you can make jokes
We have the most useless wildlife ever =P
Our Politic Leaders are a joke (so are all the other countries too hehe)
You can't pronounce our placenames without a vowel book

But there isn't need for hate, Share love =)

=Edit=
By the way Aussie haters DO NOT count!

Truly don't know. I'm an Aussie and I don't have any hate against you guys. I just think its funny that when you say six it sounds like sex

 

[Dok Zombie]

Jealousy.

It's a gorgeous country with great, laid back people and none of the national arrogance that makes the rest of the world think everyone in your country is a twat, like the UK, USA and Australia. Plus the best rugby team in the world... You bastards.

(We even had to invent the 6 Nations just so the other big teams could have a turn winning something, hence no NZ, Australia or South Africa!)