Poll: Nicki Minaj is a prophet from the future.

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I don't hate Nicki Minaj..

THERE...I SAID IT

I...

I don't...

this doesn't make any...


Vault I am disappoint.

No, this deserves your full name. Vault101, I am disappoint.

Just because she's kind of pretty, and she makes catchy pop music, that's actually quite well produced and no better or worse than other music, and I think she must smell like strawberries and awesome, does not give you the right to like her!

 

[WaysideMaze]

Sexy and Nicki Minaj do not belong in the same sentence.
I know she is such a lyrical genius with those lyrics, but we should stick her in a spaceship so she can fuck off.
Although the amount of hate she's getting on her (fan-made??) FB page is hilarious.

Hilarious and deserved. She's fucking awful.

She makes fucking awful music and she's fucking awful to look at.

If she's from the future, then there is no hope for mankind.

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Ah, Nicki Minaj.

Everything about her is wrong, and the bits that aren't wrong are fake.

Really, I'll just go ahead and totally ignore your posit and instead challenge you to discredit my theory that Nicki Minaj is, in fact, the mentally challenged little sister of the Antichrist.

 

[Sandjube]

Ah, Nicki Minaj.

Everything about her is wrong, and the bits that aren't wrong are fake.

Really, I'll just go ahead and totally ignore your posit and instead challenge you to discredit my theory that Nicki Minaj is, in fact, the mentally challenged little sister of the Antichrist.

"Everything about her is wrong, and the bits that aren't wrong are fake."

Yeah that pretty much sums up how I feel, except I would further that to say that most of the fake parts of her are even worse. Seriously, the fact that she paid to look like ..... UGH.

I'm bailing before to much rage.

 

[Evil Smurf]

@BlueberryMUNCH: or she is the cause.....
@WaysideMaze: Imagine a future where everyone dresses like in the Jersey Shore. *shudders*
@MelasZepheos: so Nicki Minaj should release perfume?
@Xartyve2: Not really a fan of R'n'B/Rap, more of a rock man myself, but better then some I have heard.
@Headdrivehardscrew: again, maybe she is the cause of the 2012 apocalypse
@Sandjube: But her product sells, that is why she does it. That's the way the man works, man. *grows dreads*

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

"Everything about her is wrong, and the bits that aren't wrong are fake."

Yeah that pretty much sums up how I feel, except I would further that to say that most of the fake parts of her are even worse. Seriously, the fact that she paid to look like ..... UGH.

I'm bailing before to much rage.

I first saw a 'full' performance of hers on some late night show. One of the Jimmys it was, methinks.

I could feel my IQs leaving me, and my will to live crumbled. I felt sorry for the human race. Then I googled her to see if she was some sort of demented drag queen, or the followup to MK Ultra.

Reminder: To anyone who feels like buying and consuming any Nicki Minaj material, please get yourself sterilized, the human race will thank you for it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Headdrivehardscrew: Ha, she does look like a drag queen!

 

[Hagi]

Well...

If you define flying as travel through the air then starships are in fact not meant to fly.

They're meant for travel through space and at the sizes likely needed for them to travel between the stars (and thus qualify for being called a starship) I doubt they'd be capable of planetary flight.

And yes, I'm well aware that this is just semantics. But I like semantics so deal with it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Hagi: I think the song is just to raise awareness, not give crucial information

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

@Xartyve2: I must give them a listen then

NO! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF XENU! DON'T!

This one sums up her rap prowess splendidly:

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Consider this a primer, a warning, your Trojan in need.

Minajity Report starts @ 2:17 (clickable on Youtube for your convenience)

 

[Sandjube]

"Everything about her is wrong, and the bits that aren't wrong are fake."

Yeah that pretty much sums up how I feel, except I would further that to say that most of the fake parts of her are even worse. Seriously, the fact that she paid to look like ..... UGH.

I'm bailing before to much rage.

I first saw a 'full' performance of hers on some late night show. One of the Jimmys it was, methinks.

I could feel my IQs leaving me, and my will to live crumbled. I felt sorry for the human race. Then I googled her to see if she was some sort of demented drag queen, or the followup to MK Ultra.

Reminder: To anyone who feels like buying and consuming any Nicki Minaj material, please get yourself sterilized, the human race will thank you for it.

When it's in regard to her, I think ignorance is bliss. Too bad she's fucking everywhere.

 

[Hagi]

@Hagi: I think the song is just to raise awareness, not give crucial information

Raising awareness without providing crucial information means you bring up an issue and claim it's importance but then don't tell anyone why it's important.

That's just promoting ignorance!

Henceforth I shall boycott Nicki Minaj, whom I didn't listen to anyway, and proclaim her a vile harlot of the worst kind for failing to provide said crucial information!

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Headdrivehardscrew: Do you ever feel bad about ruining music? That made me laugh.

 

[Padwolf]

Well good fellow you have blown my mind! I will never hear that song the same way. Though that being said that was the first time I have ever heard that song. I feel more knowledgeable about the future!

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

Henceforth I shall boycott Nicki Minaj, whom I didn't listen to anyway, and proclaim her a vile harlot of the worst kind for failing to provide said crucial information!

That's like a really nasty insult to all the vile harlots there are.

Quote Sandjube: When it's in regard to her, I think ignorance is bliss. Too bad she's fucking everywhere.

Quote Evil Smurf: But her product sells, that is why she does it. That's the way the man works, man. *grows dreads*

Quote Bible: "Then he said to me, 'The waters which you saw, whEre the Harlot sits, are peoples, multitudes, nations, and tongues'" (Revelation 17:15).

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Hagi: BURN THE WITCH!
@Padwolf: I can see things that other men cannot. *creepy smile*
@Headdrivehardscrew: I know a harlot or two who would be upset

 

[WaysideMaze]

@WaysideMaze: Imagine a future where everyone dresses like in the Jersey Shore. *shudders*

Aww dude. I don't wanna think about that on a monday.

Maybe we can infect the orange tan supply with...something...anything. Just try to cull them.

 

[Evil Smurf]

@Moth_Monk: Dolon Plz
@WaysideMaze: and @Headdrivehardscrew: I think I know what would fix it
http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/june162012/agent-orange-japan.jpg

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

@WaysideMaze: Imagine a future where everyone dresses like in the Jersey Shore. *shudders*

Aww dude. I don't wanna think about that on a monday.

Maybe we can infect the orange tan supply with...something...anything. Just try to cull them.

I, too, thought that the Jersey Shore was the bottom sediment of the total absence of culture and education; the lowliest form of entertainment mankind could produce.

Enter

Geordie Shore

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Seriously - it makes Sitch look like a Mensa member and the Snookie creature like a decent human being ready for procreation.