Poll: No to the Ponies! Revolution! Resist!

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I don't really see why the internet is totally split about the whole ponies thing.

Honestly, because the part of the internet that is against the ponies doesn't get it. They think it's all "trolling." Or they just don't understand exactly what it is we're watching: they think the new MLP is the same as the old.

From what I've seen, the pony fandom is like the most ideal religion ever. They love this thing, because it makes them happy. And they want to get other people to know and love this thing and feel happy too. And then when people don't like it, or outright hate on it, they just smile and love on them all the same, because that's okay, too.

At least, that's the real pony fandom. There are still the Westboro Baptist ponies, though, who do troll on other people, but just like the Westboro Baptists could be considered "not Christians," these Westboro Ponies could be considered "not ponies," since both are just using a loving organization to spread hate.

This post basically encapsulates everything I'd like to say, anyway...
... Come to think of it, I don't think this is the first time you've stolen what I was going to say, no space.

But, yea. "This", and I'm a little worried that a few people here have missed the surprisingly obvious "hidden" message in the OP. Still, kudos to @Kiltguy for the OP.

 

[Loop Stricken]

you know i wonder what would happen if i would cut off a ponies horn or wings hmm? Then what they do?

Walk?
I don't think you've thought this through.

Also it's so nice to see you in another thread you hate and thus try to avoid so much. Well done.

i come to this threads to stop this spread. i have found other people who try and stop this MLP and i have joined them

...

I really don't think it's working, mate. Your campaigning has has the effect of boosting pony thread creation, not retarding it.

Unless you're some kind of crazy double agent.

 

[farq1414]

1 i said hm not him 2 look at my post some one already used the picture on me

1 is a powerpuff girls joke, and I don't understand your #2, which picture.

1 hm as in hmmm as i am thinking 2 go here http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.279600.10915412

 

[Feralcentaur]

Weeeeeeeeell. Suppose, just hypothetically, that there's a massive network of tunnels running under all of Equestria. And that these hypothetical tunnels would allow you to carry a message to Canterlot without any dragons seeing anything. And in these hypothetical tunnels are some hypothetical Dogs of the Diamond variety who would be willing to discreetly carry your hypothetical message for the right price. In theory, of course.

You're going to let me send a message that will kill off whatever hope you had to rise up against us out of mere greed!?!?... I must say I admire your style... I don't have any gems, but I'm pretty sure Canadian Pennies are made of Copper... or perhaps a nickel made of steel? Also, first I have a rat to deal with...

Edit: Who knew Dragon blood could be blue and green?

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Ponies! Ponies!

Stop this mindless conflict! Can't you see that you simply are being played by all sides? The ruthless monarch, the 'communist' brotherhood, the usurper to the throne, all simply want to keep you trampled under their hooves as they fight for their own lust for power.

Well I say neigh to that brothers and sisters! NEIGH I SAY!! I know that there is one who will step up to lead, one who will bring peace and prosperity to all of you! One who will selflessly lead you from this tyranny and bring about a Golden Age across the lands of Equestria and ask for naught but your voice against the evils of the lands.

Spoiler: Why, I speak of none other than -

DERPY HOOV -...

DERPY! What the hell! This is not how you make a first impression on your future minions! I told you a thousand times that...

Wait, did I say 'Minions?' I mean loyal followers, yes, that's right...

... i wonder what Trixie's up to right now?

The USSP will spread equality for all ponies. We do not work for the good of one or a few, we work for the good of all. When all are truly equal, not "more equal", then the world will be right.

 

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

is it bad that I stopped watching after the pilot because the central message was "get out and make friends"?

Spoiler

^^
or basically because it was telling me NOT to do this.

Well to be fair if she hadn't Princess Luna would have had a world domination thing going on. And speaking as a "nerdy flower", it didn't bother me personally.

OT: Join the pony side, we have cupcakes. Sweet, delicious cupcakes.

Pfff. Cupcakes are overrated.

You speak only lies good sir

 

[Easton Dark]

1 i said hm not him 2 look at my post some one already used the picture on me

1 is a powerpuff girls joke, and I don't understand your #2, which picture.

1 hm as in hmmm as i am thinking 2 go here http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.279600.10915412

1 as in I was MAKING a powerpuff girls joke based on what you typed, and 2 was me, which I also found funny, so I used it again.

 

[no space]

*Snippity snip snip snip!*

Sorry to steal your thunder, Trigs. Twice, apparently!

But people noticing the "hidden message" wouldn't change anything. Some people just want any excuse to attack what they don't understand, and all we can do is hope that they do come to understand it one day.

Here's looking at you, farq!

 

[Hound174]

I'm confused about the choice.
"Why yes, wanna join us"?
Who's Us? who am I asking to join me?
What is it I'm asking them to join? which group have you assumed I'm in, the MLP, or the haters??

 

[farq1414]

you know i wonder what would happen if i would cut off a ponies horn or wings hmm? Then what they do?

Walk?
I don't think you've thought this through.

Also it's so nice to see you in another thread you hate and thus try to avoid so much. Well done.

i come to this threads to stop this spread. i have found other people who try and stop this MLP and i have joined them

...

I really don't think it's working, mate. Your campaigning has has the effect of boosting pony thread creation, not retarding it.

Unless you're some kind of crazy double agent.

as if i am a double agent and what we do is not your buiness

 

[hittite]

Weeeeeeeeell. Suppose, just hypothetically, that there's a massive network of tunnels running under all of Equestria. And that these hypothetical tunnels would allow you to carry a message to Canterlot without any dragons seeing anything. And in these hypothetical tunnels are some hypothetical Dogs of the Diamond variety who would be willing to discreetly carry your hypothetical message for the right price. In theory, of course.

You're going to let me send a message that will kill off whatever hope you had to rise up against us!?!?... I must say I admire your style... I don't have any gems, but I'm pretty sure Canadian Pennies are made of Copper... or perhaps a nickel made of steel?

Well, I may have a cousin who has a friend who knows someone who deals in the Diamond Dog Black Market, which is totally unrelated in any way to the Underground. And it's gems or nothing, cheapskate.

 

[Easton Dark]

I'm confused about the choice.
"Why yes, wanna join us"?
Who's Us? who am I asking to join me?
What is it I'm asking them to join? which group have you assumed I'm in, the MLP, or the haters??

The poll has a bolded title.

Brony?

 

[robodukky]

I was never really on the pony bandwagon and don't really care for them in general. This is probably because I see ponies as more useful being glue and sandwiches than being cute, I don't really see much appeal in them.

 

[no space]

I'm confused about the choice.
"Why yes, wanna join us"?
Who's Us? who am I asking to join me?
What is it I'm asking them to join? which group have you assumed I'm in, the MLP, or the haters??

I'm sure the poll was another carefully crafted lulz-generator, hoping to get the reaction you're having now. I thought the same thing at first, before I read the OP and realized what was happening. I must say, it's all pretty clever.

 

[WolfEdge]

I'm confused about the choice.
"Why yes, wanna join us"?
Who's Us? who am I asking to join me?
What is it I'm asking them to join? which group have you assumed I'm in, the MLP, or the haters??

Take a look at the line just above the first option.

EDIT And of course I'm ninja'd by like three people. Confound these ponies.

 

[Gaiseric]

is it bad that I stopped watching after the pilot because the central message was "get out and make friends"?

Spoiler

^^
or basically because it was telling me NOT to do this.

Well to be fair if she hadn't Princess Luna would have had a world domination thing going on. And speaking as a "nerdy flower", it didn't bother me personally.

OT: Join the pony side, we have cupcakes. Sweet, delicious cupcakes.

Pfff. Cupcakes are overrated.

You speak only lies good sir

I speak truth, a cold harsh truth.

edit: I just watched the link and I am officially terrified D:

 

[Rayken15]

No one can corrupt me! No one!

Well, except if they give me ULTIMATE POWER. Still I wouldn't take ULTIMATE POWER from ponies. I better take it from the devil.

 

[Wuffykins]

The USSP will spread equality for all ponies. We do not work for the good of one or a few, we work for the good of all. When all are truly equal, not "more equal", then the world will be right.

More Equal? Bah! I must seize the power for myself! I shall find this pony known as Trixie, and together, we shall rule all!
(Me more than her, just so we're clear)

BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Kiltguy]

-snip-

*takes a bow*

 

[no space]

I was never really on the pony bandwagon and don't really care for them in general. This is probably because I see ponies as more useful being glue and sandwiches than being cute, I don't really see much appeal in them.

I am glad you can dislike the show without attacking its members. Thank you for your decency, sir!