Poll: Oh. Dear. God.

[Fniff]

You woke up to find that your body just grew a level in High Octane Nightmare Fuel. Imagine your body subverted so much,it barely didn't resemble what body you had the previous night.

Before you say "OHGODIGOTTAKILLMESELF!!!" imagine you gain a couple of powers from that. And it isn't too painful

Cool ones. Pick any cool power. I pick flying.

What do you do?

Fly for a bit,then kill meself

P.S Shape Shifting?

YOU CANNOT CHANGE INTO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A HUMAN!

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[StANDY1338]

I would probably take over the world then realize power doesn't bring happiness then kill myself and my giant laser carrying ape called bubbles.

 

[FallenRainbows]

The power of matter manipulation. Meet your new god.

 

[Cargando]

I think it'd be fun skulking around some small town, terrifying locals as a swamp monster or the like. I'd enjoy it actually.

 

[El Poncho]

My power is to shapeshift, did that just fuck everything up?

 

[Amnestic]

What's the exact nature of my change? Am I some hideous gelationous cube? A winner for the Cthulu look-a-like contest? A dragon? What?

Also, any cool power? I'll take Shapeshifting as one of them. Duh. That nets me flight, underwater breathing, fast swimming, stealth ability (transform into small insects), as well as allowing me to attain a human form again.

Edit: SCREW YOU PONCHO YOU FECKING NINJA :'( *cries*

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

So I grew wings and gained the power to control the very fabric of reality on a whim.

I see no downsides.

 

[Amondren]

I would say telekinesis

 

[Berethond]

So... I can control the fabric of reality.

Now everyone looks like I do now. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Become a superhero.
You don't need to be pretty to be fucking awesome.

But yeah, hopefully, the power would be invulnerability of some sort.
Not immortality, because that would suck. Just invincibility.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Very Kafka.

I would just want to be a dog. No harm, no foul. Plus if there would ever be a zombie outbrake I'd be safe: The zombies never go for the dog........do they?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Define "resembling a human".

 

[p3t3r]

i don't know
(warning)

Spoiler

make some real life tentical rape porn?

 

[Fniff]

Define "resembling a human".

Anything that has two legs,two arms and a face like a human.

 

[rokkolpo]

superpower not needing food nor water.

that would be epic win.