Poll: Oh. Dear. God.

[Canadaftw]

I would stay a monster and take over the world and make a new world order where Bigotry and hate do not exist then I would tell my people that I am actchually a God and have them send me daily sacrifices of their most precious animals including their house pets. I'm coming for you Mr. Sniffles.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Very Kafka.

I would just want to be a dog. No harm, no foul. Plus if there would ever be a zombie outbrake I'd be safe: The zombies never go for the dog........do they?

You haven't seen I Am Legend before... have you?

If not, then i think it's best that you watch this:

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]Moral: They always go after you. Even if you're a dog.[/HEADING]

 

[10BIT]

My power is to shapeshift, did that just fuck everything up?

Spoiler: Egads! I have been ninja'd!

If shape shifting isn't allowed I still wouldn't care. So what if I'm unattractive, I'm awesome now!

 

[rokkolpo]

Define "resembling a human".

Anything that has two legs,two arms and a face like a human.

so a human without a arm would be okay?

if so mechanical arm.

 

[Fniff]

Define "resembling a human".

Anything that has two legs,two arms and a face like a human.

so a human without a arm would be okay?

if so mechanical arm.

Still counts,you have a human face!

Basically,you can be any type of nightmare,but you can't be a dream or normal.

 

[The Heik]

Well since you said no humanoid forms my choice of The Mask is out (come on with a green cue ball head and teeth like those it's gotta be some deformation!) However, I'd still want the power to bat-shit-slap-stick-out-of-your-mind break of all physical laws.

Jim Carrey FTW!

 

[Becoming Insane]

i don't know
(warning)

Spoiler

make some real life tentical rape porn?

That'd be... um... nevermind.
So, yeah. More likely than not, I'd stay <url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel>High Octane Nightmare Fuel <url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BodyHorror>Body Horror'd. Especially with the possibility of <url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerPerversionPotential>this.

Again, I take no responsibility for you losing the next 24 hours of your life to the linked site.

 

[GodofDisaster]

The power to reject the events around me, kinda like Inoue's power from Bleach. So I would use this power to reject the effects of the high Octane Nightmare Fuel, thus turning me back to normal.

problem solved.

 

[Becoming Insane]

The power to reject the events around me, kinda like Inoue's power from Bleach. So I would use this power to reject the effects of the high Octane Nightmare Fuel, thus turning me back to normal.

problem solved.

Aw, you're boring.

 

[Amnestic]

Define "resembling a human".

Anything that has two legs,two arms and a face like a human.

so a human without a arm would be okay?

if so mechanical arm.

Still counts,you have a human face!

Basically,you can be any type of nightmare,but you can't be a dream or normal.

Spoiler: Like this guy?

I'll still stick to Shapeshifting. As far as powers go that's easily the most fun without crossing the boundary of silly like bending reality.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Get a ax and get ready to hack off my arm saying "Fooking Prawns"
Hmm if I get another power out of it, maybe flight, that would be cool

 

[Teraspark]

The ability to crap out a black hole. I can knock out two birds with stone. Not only do I kill myself but take this damned world along with me.

 

[The Last Nomad]

Basically, id pick flying, and life the rest of my life trying to find another of my species, evn if i'd have to venture to jupiter and back...
It would make a very touching tear-jerker of a film

 

[ckam]

I see that your a TV Troper, well done.

 

[The Warden]

Shapeshifting, nao I can do anything, so meh.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'd use my powers to shut off your access to TVtropes so you can't abuse the terminology anymore.

 

[GodofDisaster]

The power to reject the events around me, kinda like Inoue's power from Bleach. So I would use this power to reject the effects of the high Octane Nightmare Fuel, thus turning me back to normal.

problem solved.

Aw, you're boring.

Boring? No

A realist, who would see a solution to the problem and save his own life? Yes.

However I'll humour you.

How about, the power to enter people's dreams. I would enter the dreams of the people I hate the most, and use my messed up body to create the worse nightmare, that they ever had.
Then I would kill myself, by diving head first, of Mount Everest.

Is that better?

 

[Ethereal]

I'd turn myself into a giant robotic assault mech.
I would then proceed to various movie theaters playing Twilight, and destroy them and anyone inside.

 

[orangebandguy]

Shapeshifting would lose it's novelty after the first transformations into hot girls. I'd kill myself out of shame.