Poll: Oh No! You've Been Bitten by a Zombie!

[theLadyBugg]

If this is a single zombie that has managed to catch me by surprise, I don't have a gun. So:

1) Kill it with my trusty screwdriver.
2) Alert husband.
3) Get decapitated - there's no time for goodbyes, he has weapons to assemble and a stronghold to establish.


If I have survived the first wave and it's more of a mob situation:

1) Continue shooting and slashing at everything
2) Get overtaken by the remainder of the hoarde
3) Spend final moments in unholy pain as a tasty zombie snack.

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

"Brain, meet loaded pistol" lmao

As much as I just love zombie (or just just apockalyptic) films and games, I'm going to quote my AS Media Studies Theory teacher:" You know what? Just kill me now; I'm not even going to try."
That being said, I suppose I might try to do something but I'll always make sure I have at least one or two bullets left in case such a scenario may occur. In fact, yeah, I might just take a bullet to my head before it gets too much!

Now to find a gun...


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[Rhymenoceros]

I like to think I'd he brave and manly enough shoot myself so I don't harm others but I'd probably curl up in a corner and die!

 

[Hazzaslagga]

I'd get someone to try and chop my arm off as quickly as possible.

 

[MordinSolus]

To the lab! Hopefully, I'm the main hero of some story that will go on for centuries, and I'll be praised for generations to come...or not.

 

[Android2137]

Go to the group
Let them remove my teeth.
Have them chain me down.
Have test subject availeble when they find military base.
Also an emergansy gun if a break loose.

That i way i can remain usefull even after i turned into a retarded drooling hunk of meat.
If the group is about to be overrun i will distract the zombies and blow myself up when it gets a bit too crowded.

...Huh... Never thought of that! In spite of your spelling errors, you're smart! (Not sarcastic.)

 

[Fragged_Templar]

To the Lab, time to see if my fancy Genetics degree is worth anything.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Yeah, basically eat the brains of all the people I don't like. Perhaps take some zombies down before I turn while I'm at it.
Wait, would I still remember who I don't like when I turn into the zombie??

 

[kittii-chan 300]

im gonna be that one asshole in every zombie film that hides it from the other survivors then ends up killing everyone else!

no im not...

seriously though, i would want to do

Spoiler: this

 

[Magicmad5511]

First I would eat Grif. (Anyone get the reference)

Actually in reality chances are I would just move away from my friends. Either that or cut off my arm in the hopes of stopping it circulating my system. If that failed I would take as many explosives as I could and strap them to myself, then run toward the zombie horde and take as many with me as I can. If I'm dying I'm going down in a blaze of glory.

My last words to my friends would be "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast". Then as I hit the zombies "If I must go, I shall not go alone." BOOOOOM

 

[Pyro Paul]

Saving Throw!
Natural 20s bitches!

 

[DementedSheep]

Suicide bomb a large group of zombies?
You?re already screwed so you might as well take as many of bastards out with you as you can.

 

[Ravison]

Disaster strikes! As you're fighting off those creepy zombies (cookie for reference) you get bitten on the arm and the end of your time as a human draws all the nearer. The question is, how do you react to this plot twist in life?

ironically enough, the captcha for this reads "bitter end"

Been mauled by a zombie dog recently? Your best shirt ruined?

 

[Fbuh]

I would immediately amputate the infected area, and hope that it hasn't spread too much. In teh end, I think I'd turn into some sort of free thinking half zombie, and then lead teh zombie revolution, with me as their king. I would then put in place special experimentations if modify the zombie virus in myself and others to create an undying super army. I also would use and UMBRELLA when it rains...

 

[Timedraven 117]

step 1 fight off zombies and escape
step 2 what zombie type is it a infectious zombie am i immune?
step 3 clean wound or if not possible amputate.
step 4 return to base/team.
step 5 tell base/team to isolate me in a zombie escape proof room.
step 6 if turned see if there is a time limit in which i have to eat or turn human again.
step 7 if not turned tell i have not turned in a week/ if turned and after week be killed.
step 8 profit

 

[deakin_j]

depends where i'm bit. arm or leg? chop the limb off to prevent the infection spreading, and implant a replacement limb, after sterilizing the wound. boom, chainsaw hand.

 

[Andothul]

Run as fast as humanly possible away from loved ones and other survivors and find a spot where i wont be a threat to anyone.

Hope to god that i am immune and i don't need to worry

 

[Ickorus]

Take out as any of the bastards as I can before I turn, also hope to god I don't get eaten alive doing so and that I am immune.

 

[Hugga_Bear]

This depends, if this is first zombie encounter stuff then odds are I won't be wearing protection, in which case I'd opt for take as many as I could and either go down fighting or if it's very early days blast my own head.

If I have a lab set up or there's a genuinely secure one set up (oh let's face it, not hard to secure against a single contagious individual) then I'd trot over there.

9/10 though I'd either be well protected with full protection on my body to stop such nasty incidents or if I wasn't I'd be doing my damnedest to take as many of the bitey fuckers out with me.