Poll: One of the planets in our solar system must be destroyed! *besides earth*

[Kahldris71]

Venus for fooling millions into thinking it was earths sister, only to completely fuck up everyone's science and be rage inducingly hot.

 

[Nouw]

Death to Uranus!

 

[Kair]

Think of the news headline: "Uranus was completely destroyed"

 

[Calbeck]

Nobody cares about Pluto.

Or his owner, Mickey.

...yeah, like THAT joke hasn't been done fifty times already. -:/

 

[Wulfheri]

Why not earth? What did we do to not deserve it? But lets take venus, there is a very low chance that we would colonize it.

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Jupiter. I don't know why. Just not a big fan of it I guess.

 

[Dr.Sean]

PLUTO IS A STATE AND IM BLOWING IT UP FOR CHRISTMAS

 

[Arakasi]

Destroy Uranus for 2 reasons.
1. So people can say (in the limited time that it happened) "Your anus was destroyed" or "They blew up your anus"
2. To end that stupid joke once and for all.

 

[Spambot 3000]

I refuse to participate in this poll if Earth is not an option.

 

[Hollock]

I'm not looking at the page other 3 pages full of suspensions for this but, I'm going to blow up Uranus. I'd pick Uranus every time, and I LOVE blowing up Uranus. [sub]that guy was such an asshole, he's pretty much super god, but nobody cares about him, only his great grandkids or whatever the greek gods are equivalent to him on that people talk about.[/sub]

 

[Custard_Angel]

Mars.

Terraform yourself now jerk.

 

[Estocavio]

The tiny one next to the Sun. Because everyone forgets about all the Planets that arent on the general stereotypical chart

 

[Azaez]

I vote mars and i tell you why..its this ugly red thing in the sky that we throw machines at everyonce in awhile, and then think we can live on it...i wouldnt live on mars if you promised me to be the King of Mars and all Martians..hate mars...and martians...and the king of mars...

 

[Merkavar]

mercury or pluto. since they are small pointless planets

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

We definitely shouldn't blow up Mercury or Venus, because they are closer to the sun, so we get less of the Sun's heat, and if we got more, we would become pork chops in 6 minutes. Not fun.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

Kill those martians before they go war of the worlds on us I dare say.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Neptune. When is the last time that rock do something for me?!

Neptune isn't a rock. It's gas.

I'd say Mercury. It just sits there and gets hot.

We definitely shouldn't blow up Mercury or Venus, because they are closer to the sun, so we get less of the Sun's heat, and if we got more, we would become pork chops in 6 minutes. Not fun.

There would be absolutely no difference in the amount of sunlight we get if Mercury or Venus disappeared. The Moon affects how much sun we get much more, and that only eclipses occasionally.

 

[Spaloooooka]

I voted pluto. 221 votes, 49.7%
If you follow the mass effect story we'll have no interaction from the reapers etc
Simples!

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Neptune because I never hear about it anyway. For those who said Jupiter then I hope you know its Jupiter's gravity that protects us from meteors and the like. Also don't worry Pluto... I'm not a planet either.

 

[Toriver]

When the sun goes red giant, Mercury's doomed anyway, so we might as well put it out of its misery.