Poll: One of the planets in our solar system must be destroyed! *besides earth*

[AroLombardi]

Uranus, just so I don't have to hear the God-awful puns anymore.

EDIT: Poor pluto. :'C

 

[SilentCom]

Ram a 5000 megaton Nuclear Missile into Uranus and blow it away.

Lol, that sounds dirty. Image a mad scientist suggesting "How about I ram my 5000 megaton into Uranus?"

I would probably choose Pluto because it is the smallest planet in our solar system and the farthest.

 

[Quantom Quak]

URANUS!
DOWN WITH BAD, REPETITIVE JOKES!

*DEPLOYING LAZORS*
PEW PEW PEW!

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Uranus.. Because, I'm too afraid of reprisal from the other Roman Pantheon if I went with anyone else..

 

[Tselis]

Uranus can man up. Pluto, however, is another story. I say lets put the poor little bastard out of it's misery. It's been picked on by astronomers long enough, let's end it's suffering! It's the only compassionate thing to do.

 

[Mr Grey]

I vote to destroy Uranus!

ah ha! ahahahaha! ha...

...sorry

 

[C95J]

Isn't Neptune that big blue stormy one? yeah, fuck that, at least most of the other planets look cool. Also, why would you destroy Pluto D:

 

[Hungry Donner]

The gas giants serve some purpose in the solar system, and each one has an interesting collection of moons. Mars and Venus have fantastic landscapes, so that leaves Mercury and Pluto.

On Mercury the sun rise isn't linear - due to its orbit and rotation, and Kepler's second law of planetary motion, the sun will occasionally reverse direction in the sky. That is awesome.

Pluto isn't a proper planet. I say get rid of it.

I'll be honest: I clicked just hoping you'd include Pluto.
It deserves some kind of honorary planet status.

Being both a dwarf planet and the namesake of plutoids seems like a fair bit of recognition. I don't see what Pluto has done to deserve "honorary planet status" that Ceres didn't do nearly a hundred and fifty years before.

Now I do think Tombaugh deserves are more attention than he gets. The fact that he discovered this miniscule icy body decades before more were found is astounding. I say it's time for Pluto to become a sidelined astronomical factoid and Tombaugh to get more public attention.

 

[Mcmuffin]

Uranus, stop those freaking jokes.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Pluto, since it's the farthest away and least likely to send debris flying towards us.

 

[Oliman43]

So, plutos a planet, yes?
Then point it out loudly to those around me, blow it up with glee, and then ask smugly if that helps them with their planet classification.

I mean, what does it actually do other than float around being frozen?

 

[Blueruler182]

Uranus. I can do so many jokes if I destroyed Uranus. Most along the lines of "I wrecked that *****!"

 

[Klarinette]

Jupiter. It's gravity is... Too damn high. Plus it's so smug sitting in trees and in piesjust because it's the largest planet. It's just a big windbag, a blowhard a... I've run out of jokes that make fun of it being a gas giant...

Nooo, Jupiter protects us from things from the asteroid belt and whatnot. We're pretty screwed without it. I say Mercury... damn planet doesn't even rotate. I mean, shit, pull your own weight!

 

[The Hero Killer]

Uranus, because I dont like the name.

 

[uzo]

Muahhaaaaa !! Uranus is fucked !!

 

[XMark]

Mercury. It's basically the moon, but harder to reach and way too hot.

Definitely keep the big boys around. We need those ones to shield us from comets and stuff.

Didn't choose Pluto because dammit, it doesn't count!

 

[staika]

I'm going to vote mars, we must destroy the martians before they come to take over the earth.

*runs off and puts on tin foil hat*

 

[Shakomaru]

Why can't we destroy the earth? Will Goku, The Doctor, The Power Rangers, and Superman be around to stop us? FOR THE GLORY OF THE GREAT SOTARAN EMPIRE~... Ok. I'll stop...

 

[Tiger Sora]

Uranus. I'm finally going to end that stupid joke once and for all.