Poll: OP has Issues with Rival Male

[Th3Ch33s3Cak3_v1legacy]

Short introductory paragraph introducing OP in a positive light, while failing to metion OP's many undesirable characteristics.

Introduce desired female. Falsely claim that attraction is based on psychological characteristics, while omitting any mention of physical qualities. Explain that previous rejected attempts at unwanted courtation was a mistake on desired female's part.

Introduce rival male. Potray him in unpositive light. Dramatize any negative personality traits. Fail to mention any outstanding positive physical and mental attributes. Omit any mention of rival male's achievements and high social status.

State that rival male has accessed reproductive rights with desired female. OP gives a display of frustration. State that OP is a superior potential mate to rival male, and that desired female has been mislead, depticting rival male in a predatory manner.

Ask Esapist for advice on issue. Reiterate unbalanced analysis of rival male's character, while emphasizing OP's postive traits.

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

Simple: Desired female has agency over own life, chooses which partner she wants. OP and Rival Male just have to deal with it.

 

[DrownedAmmet]

Short introductory paragraph introducing OP in a positive light, while failing to metion OP's many undesirable characteristics.

Introduce desired female. Falsely claim that attraction is based on psychological characteristics, while omitting any mention of physical qualities. Explain that previous rejected attempts at unwanted courtation was a mistake on desired female's part.

Introduce rival male. Potray him in unpositive light. Dramatize any negative personality traits. Fail to mention any outstanding positive physical and mental attributes. Omit any mention of rival male's achievements and high social status.

State that rival male has accessed reproductive rights with desired female. OP gives a display of frustration. State that OP is a superior potential mate to rival male, and that desired female has been mislead, depticting rival male in a predatory manner.

Ask Esapist for advice on issue. Reiterate unbalanced analysis of rival male's character, while emphasizing OP's postive traits.

I'm not sure exactly what prompted this post, I just wanted to let you know that I read it in the voice of Mordin Solus from Mass Effect 2 and found it very enjoyable

 

[sageoftruth]

Sweeping statement about all women only having any interest in the physical characteristics and monetary availability of the opposite sex. Assurance that this is 100% credible due to a single dating experience that had unfavorable results.

 

[sageoftruth]

This'll be fun. I've been watching Matthew Hussy on Youtube, and the comments section is full of bitter broken-hearted BS for breaking down into a more basic format. I'll be back with more.

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Inquiry for pictures of desired females secondary sexual characteristics.

 

[Asita]

Trailer for new movie based on rival's life presented as counterpoint to OP's claims.


Snide remark about OP's presentation

 

[sageoftruth]

Assurance that OP has overestimated the inherent value of the desired female, due to her inability to recognize his obvious good qualities. Suggestion that OP look elsewhere, or stop looking altogether.

 

[Tayh]

Damn, ninjaed in the very first reply.

Simple: Desired female has agency over own life, chooses which partner she wants. OP and Rival Male just have to deal with it.

I'll have to go with this one.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Crude joke about female's body parts. Implication of OP being a loser NEET. Low quality image macro.

 

[RedRockRun]

I discredit OP in any way possible:
-OP is intentionally misrepresenting himself.
-OP has obvious ulterior motives.
-OP doesn't belong here.
-OP is an ideologue of a laughable ideology.
-OP is an amateur and lacks experience.
-OP lacks intelligence.
-OP is tourist who ought to go back to his safe space board.

The 48 Laws of Power Law #15: "Crush your enemy totally."

 

[sanquin]

I'm not sure exactly what prompted this post, I just wanted to let you know that I read it in the voice of Mordin Solus from Mass Effect 2 and found it very enjoyable

Oh my god yes. When I read your post I started doing the same, and it fits so perfectly. Can't be unheard now. xD

 

[the December King]

Initial run state: creates core favorable disposition/bias to OP Male Frame of Reference.
Source: /TRIBAL_ASSOCIATION
Specific: FELLOW_ESCAPIST.bias

RUNNING.......

3 responses found.
Cross Reference: OP unit bias with Fractal Entity Engagement Load Simulator(FEELS:RUN)

RUNNING.......

1 response found:FEELS_001.response
LOADING.......

"There is nothing wrong with what you are feeling, it is completely natural. She made a choice, and that is also natural. If the positions were reversed and you were presented with two women who were vying for your affection, one of them would likely end up frustrated and sad. How you deal with your sadness is up to you, but try not to hold it against anyone. If they were close friends as well, you may need some time apart. Otherwise, seek other company, perhaps look into other circles of acquaintances- not for new romantic interests, but to surround yourself in different experiences and situations. It will help you gain perspective on what has happened. And it does hurt, but that will pass."

END FEELS001.response

 

[Roguebubble]

Both

 

[Bobular]

Hi, I'm Bobular. Some of you around here may recognise me but others wont so I'll give you a little background on me. I own an anime stall, I studied astrophysics at university and am generally the most pleasant guy you'd ever find.

There is this woman who walks past my stall every week and I was instantly attracted to her the first time I saw her walk past. This wasn't an attraction based on her looks, but an connection based on personalities, I've seen her walk past wearing shirts from basically every band I love and she is clearly a nice, bubbly character. I've tried talking to her in the past but she always blocks me out, I think this is because she thinks I'm trying to sell her something. I'm not, I just wanted to ask her name and see if she wanted to meet up after I finished work.

A couple of weeks ago I saw her walk past with this guy. I don't know what his name is but I call him Chad, he looks like a Chad. The first time I saw them walk past I didn't think anything of it, but the second time I noticed he was all over her, he had his arm around her shoulders and was walking far too close to her. I could tell she didn't want it because of the way she was walking. Chad looks like your common thuggish 'dude-bro', the sort of guy who doesn't know how to treat a woman right and he's probably on drugs from the looks of him.

I'm pretty sure he's fucked her. This pissed me off because before she met him she was this innocent young woman and now she's not. She'd be far happier with me, Chad seems to have won her over by buying her expensive stuff that he's probably bought with his drug dealer money and I never see her without him now so I think he's abusing her and keeping her locked up when they're not together.

So my fellow posters on the Escapist, what do you think? Should I call the police and get them to arrest Chad for his drug dealing and abuse and try to support her through her tough time since I'm such a nice guy or is she a lost cause now that he's tainted her and the ***** should rot in hell with him?

Did I follow the template correctly?

 

[Trunkage]

Hi, I'm Bobular. Some of you around here may recognise me but others wont so I'll give you a little background on me. I own an anime stall, I studied astrophysics at university and am generally the most pleasant guy you'd ever find.

There is this woman who walks past my stall every week and I was instantly attracted to her the first time I saw her walk past. This wasn't an attraction based on her looks, but an connection based on personalities, I've seen her walk past wearing shirts from basically every band I love and she is clearly a nice, bubbly character. I've tried talking to her in the past but she always blocks me out, I think this is because she thinks I'm trying to sell her something. I'm not, I just wanted to ask her name and see if she wanted to meet up after I finished work.

A couple of weeks ago I saw her walk past with this guy. I don't know what his name is but I call him Chad, he looks like a Chad. The first time I saw them walk past I didn't think anything of it, but the second time I noticed he was all over her, he had his arm around her shoulders and was walking far too close to her. I could tell she didn't want it because of the way she was walking. Chad looks like your common thuggish 'dude-bro', the sort of guy who doesn't know how to treat a woman right and he's probably on drugs from the looks of him.

I'm pretty sure he's fucked her. This pissed me off because before she met him she was this innocent young woman and now she's not. She'd be far happier with me, Chad seems to have won her over by buying her expensive stuff that he's probably bought with his drug dealer money and I never see her without him now so I think he's abusing her and keeping her locked up when they're not together.

So my fellow posters on the Escapist, what do you think? Should I call the police and get them to arrest Chad for his drug dealing and abuse and try to support her through her tough time since I'm such a nice guy or is she a lost cause now that he's tainted her and the ***** should rot in hell with him?

Did I follow the template correctly?

Firstly, how dare she pick someone you clearly called mental dibs on. Secondly, how dare she not even talk to you! You should burn everything down. Also, she completely ruined your life. Women are the literal worst.

Lastly (and not jokingly) can anyone explain to why innocence is such an attractive quality in a mate? You know innocence actually means inexperienced, right? Is it because some people need to know more than others and sex is a competition to them? Why do you want crap sex? Because that's how you get crap sex.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Lastly (and not jokingly) can anyone explain to why innocence is such an attractive quality in a mate? You know innocence actually means inexperienced, right? Is it because some people need to know more than others and sex is a competition to them? Why do you want crap sex? Because that's how you get crap sex.

I think it's like retro-active fidelity, they won't cheat on you even before you've met them.

Though, I've heard it argued that it's so you can be rubbish and they won't know any better.

 

[Bobular]

Lastly (and not jokingly) can anyone explain to why innocence is such an attractive quality in a mate? You know innocence actually means inexperienced, right? Is it because some people need to know more than others and sex is a competition to them? Why do you want crap sex? Because that's how you get crap sex.

I've had someone tell me they didn't want to put their dick where someone else had already stuck theirs.

I think it's like retro-active fidelity, they won't cheat on you even before you've met them.

Though, I've heard it argued that it's so you can be rubbish and they won't know any better.

That last one makes me laugh, if your bad they'll still be able to tell...
... so I've been told...by others...by other guys, not by women...women tell me I am the best at sexing...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Joke.

 

[Drathnoxis]

Ah, the good ol' days! You forgot to add in something about the friendzone, though.