Poll: Opposite gender (sex) clone - Would you?

[Kollega]

Get to the bottom of what happened, because seriously, What The Fuck has happened? A technology able to create not just a clone of me with my memories, but opposite-sex clone of me with my memories... yeah, that's some advanced stuff right there. Maybe we'd end up ruling the world because of this, MWAHAHAHAHA!!! And then genetically engineer Lombaxes with technology we stole.

And no sex, because:

A) that's just sick
and
B) i'm not a narcissist.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

I'd fuck it. Gonna get me some clone pussy. Apparently its mighty cold, or is that eskimo

 

[Firia]

Are you kidding?! Two of me? My other half and I would collaborate on comics, and get them done twice as fast with the same art style! PERFECTION! Date nothing, I'm putting my clone to WORK!

 

[Xskills]

You'd have to be one hell of a fetishist (or distinct set of sexual preferences) to like this in the first place because this means if you're a guy, your clone would look just like you but have a different set of reproductive organs. A much more easily answerable question would be which celebrity would you clone and brainwash to be a fully dedicated servant. Hmm. that sounds like a good topic.

 

[_Cake_]

I can't believe anyone would want to have sex with an opposite sex clone of themselves. So for me it would be a short chubby tan guy with ringlets. Sounds pretty gay to me, but even if he wasn't no way.

Kill it.

 

[Yuzzi]

Where's the friend zone option?

 

[Buffoon]

Heh, interesting concept, really. What I'd really do is probably freak out and end up medicated in care somewhere. But y'know, I do think I could date someone who is the female version of me. We'd be well matched physically (ie ugly as fuck) so I could stop being neurotic over that, we'd have the same unique combination of low self esteem and disdain for the world at large (not that such a combination is unique, but my particular ratio is I guess). It'd be the perfect match!

Of course if we actually had the same memories, that'd be kind of an issue. That's just too similar, we'd have absolutely nothing to talk about. Plus I am aware that ultimately a little bit of difference is vital in a relationship.

 

[Halceon]

Crossgender clone? Take over the world!
Also, there was no accident here - i ordered one made.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I'd reserve judgement on the relationship thing until I find out how attractive/unnattractive I am in Female Form

 

[yoshimickster]

....... this is a disturbing thread. I could never sleep with my own clone, that'd be like if I took one of my ribs and made female version of me out of that and then created children! Who would do tha-oh right Garden of Eden. COS THAT'S WHAT IT WAS(conspiracy theory number one)! If I did have a clone, I would get to the bottom of who cloned me, and why did they make a female version of me at that? I mean seriously, if it's for what I think it's for than that's just sad.

 

[Zannah]

The question would be what my boyfriend would have done to him already.

 

[Arenari]

Let's take over the world!

I totally agree. Especially if you can get a hold of the technology to make the clones. It's the clone wars all over again!

 

[Barbie Boy]

probly try to get to the bottom of what happened and form a awsome tag team with her

we would kick all kinds of ass

 

[Deadpewl]

The people saying they'd screw their clone have to be only childs. Even the thought makes me wretch a bit.

But err, there's no 'mild indifference, help em sort themselves out' option as it's all KILL or SHAG. Get to the bottom of it I suppose?

In my book, it counts as masterbation. If the clone was the same age as me, and had all of my memories and whatnot... Id do her.
...what? Really not seeing the problem here. I find me very sexy, even moreso if I was a chick.

 

[The Austin]

I would have sex with them cause there is no other way I am getting any....

And this is what we call a low self-esteem.

 

[recoverytwo]

Have the world most epic fight, think about it you are fighting YOUR SELF, who ells can match you fighting skill exactly ? NO ONE.

 

[recoverytwo]

Let's take over the world!

I totally agree. Especially if you can get a hold of the technology to make the clones. It's the clone wars all over again!

Except this time you can make sure its a god movie. (episode 2)

 

[Jonatron]

My clone would probably be as much of an unattractive prick as myself, so i'd shoot the ****.

This is my most favourite reply ever.

I'd kill it.

Sure, it might possess a dirty imagination of equal grade to my own, as well as being a rather unselfish lover. But it would also possess the flawless methods of argumentation and discussion that I do, meaning that it would be impossible for me to win any debates, and also there's that issue with not being completely unique anymore.

Still it would be one vicious fighter if it has to fend for it's own life. It would use every dirty trick in the book and would probably start swinging a knife at me too. So it would be a challenge, but a necessary one.

There is a theory which applies to this actually- if your first thought upon seeing your clone is "kill it", so would it's initial thought. Your reaction time would be the same, your speed, your fighting style... every time you feint, your clone would know it was a feint, because that would be what they'd do in that situation. The fight ends when one of you has an extra bit of luck, which will be shortly followed by the other fighter getting the same luck, and you both crash to the floor in a pool of your own intestines.

This is a very interesting theory, but with these circumstances it doesn't take into account the gender change, not to sound sexist but men are genetically bigger and stronger and more brutish and could probably get the upper hand.

Still, I'd want a fight with someone like me just once. Fight then be friends.

We all know what would happen. In the end, you would match your reach with her flexibility.

 

[theklng]

Ehh, Why would you consider an intimate relationship with a clone of yourself? I fail to comprehend why this would would be an attractive option to anyone. It has sweeping parallels to incest, at best.

it's masturbation essentially.

No it's not. Identical twins having sex is incest. You and your clone having sex is incest, and strictly speaking within the parameters set up by the OP your "clone" would not even be as genetically close as an identical twin would be, what with the gender change and all.

actually since the clone would have a shared consciousness with you, he's right. if it didn't, it wouldn't be alive in the first place.

I find the very through repulsive, and normally I would say to each their own, but I can't find myself saying that truthfully in this case.

sounds like a personal problem. go see a shrink.