Poll: Opposite gender (sex) clone - Would you?

[Mr.Mattress]

I would probably date it, and only if we really enjoyed each other, would we start bumping one another. I certainly wouldn't kill a cloned woman me. If anything, we would simply live together until one of us finds a new place to live, and as we lived together, we'd be friends. And I don't think a cloned me would look like my sister.

 

[DJude]

since it would be a clone of myself, i'd probably spend about an hour or so talking in perfect sync and maybe make a few more clones to either make a Beetles tribute band or a Barber Shop Quartet.... then once i had my fill of things like that, i'd proceed to *ahem* other more stimulating things...

Ehh, Why would you consider an intimate relationship with a clone of yourself? I fail to comprehend why this would would be an attractive option to anyone. It has sweeping parallels to incest, at best.

well actually, it would be closer to fapping, but i see what you're getting at.

A familiar question comes to mind,

If you were to have sex with a clone of yourself, would it count as incest or masturbation?

[sup]thats probably not his exact words, but along those lines...[/sup]

 

[Chummychanga]

I would let live with me and make him my twin brother basically. I'm a only child, so I would love to have a brother to look after me. <3

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Wow, what would Freud say?
"I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole", that's what.

Genetically, you're closer than siblings; well, you're exactly the same. Wouldn't be a good choice for reproduction.

Usually, the worst you see in others is the worst you see in yourself. I'd probably hate her. Also, one of me is enough.

Also depends on how much the clone looks like me. That would be one ugly woman; I mean, I don't make that good looking of a man to begin with.

From the physical standpoint, since the clone is me, the me that was the clone would be too occupied playing with their naughty bits. I'm just saying.

Either I'd make the other me do all the crap I don't want to (where being a girl wouldn't be an obstacle; i.e., the folks at work might notice), we'd join forces and do... something epic. Also, I'd find the retard who decided to clone me; ask "why clone me?", and "why as a girl?".

Depending on the reasons, kick their ass or say, "yeah, alright". Also, either destroy the other me, or just let them chill around my place.

 

[Julianking93]

It would be the most perfect thing ever.

There's no one on this planet I love more than me

 

[theownerer]

Since I dont actually hang out with myself id love to date me to really see what im like.

And also sleep with myself if im hot as a girl

 

[Interference]

I'm fairly sure sex with your clone is not only outright bizarre but probably incestuous. So, since I'm not THAT ego-maniacal, I'll give it a miss.

 

[Grayjack]

I'd kill it. My clone would be ugly, and it wouldn't deserve to live.

 

[zolf]

My clone is going to be as cynical, angry and pointlessly aggressive as I am. Just as verbally abusive too. Fighting with myself is going to be a bloody mess. It's like having a sibling you don't have to call stupid and beat every other day.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I would ask them what periods are like.

And then yeah, I would probably have sex with them over and over.

I'd like to do this...

My clone would probably be as much of an unattractive prick as myself, so i'd shoot the ****.

But this is more likely.

 

[phimax100]

Why has nobody brought up the issue of how the clone will fit into society? They wouldn't be a citizen, no job, they know nobody. You can't just hide them your entire life. Also there are even more complications if you still live with your parents or room with somebody. Awkward...

Disregarding those issues, I would date it. We would never run out of things to talk about!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Ehh, Why would you consider an intimate relationship with a clone of yourself? I fail to comprehend why this would would be an attractive option to anyone. It has sweeping parallels to incest, at best.

Haven't we done this before??? (deja vu) it's not incest it's just masturbation!

OFf topic: I have cookies cooling, how long do they need to cool before I can eat them?

 

[Wardnath]

Possibly form a metal band. ^_^

I'd be on vocals, guitar and drum programming, my brother on bass (known as "aruseusx" to you lot ), and she'd be on keyboards, haha.

 

[vodkainferno]

I know I wouldn't sleep with it.
That would be one very ugly chick...

 

[Private Custard]

Well, at least I'd be safe in the knowlege that my opposite sex clone would never attempt to slip a digit up the back passage during the act.......it'd know I wouldn't like it.

But the whole thing's just to wierd to comprehend. I might fuck it if I was really drunk. But, seeing as it knows what I know, I'd just send it to work for me, so I could relax all the time.

It'd have its own cupboard with a pillow and a blanket and would enjoy a plain rice and water diet.

 

[Spoonius]

People need to remember that depending on the precision with which he/she was cloned, the clone might have identical memories, personality traits, etc (right up until the point at which DNA was extracted). Seeing as how they would remember going to donate DNA (or whatever happened initially), they'd be confused as fuck, probably thinking they'd had a sex change without remembering it, and maybe working out what had happened (if you're smart enough).

As for fucking your clone, in my opinion it'd be essentially like experimenting with yourself (not masturbation). If you're open-minded enough to consider sex, then your clone would be too. I'd probably get freaked out at this point, but it's an interesting concept.

Though my clone would be ugly enough to live in a zoo...

 

[YoUnG205]

I'd keep it in cage and feed in scraps.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Clones are almost as evil as walruses...

KILL IT WITH FIRE! THEN KILL IT SOME MORE! THEN BURN IT AGAIN!

Caps off.