Poll: Opposite gender (sex) clone - Would you?

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jubosu

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Well as discussed in Star Trek Killing your clone is still murder
I still would do it
And this is one of the strangest topics i have ever seen
and by do it i mean kill my clone
not do myself
 

LWS666

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i'd bang it whenever i got bored, then we'd go off and do other things until i'm bored again.

also she'd make a good co-op partner.
 

ultrachicken

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I'd torch it to death. I don't want to deal with myself.
Then I'd find the mad scientist and gouge out his eyes with a rusty spoon.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Well since I get awkward with the opposite gender we'd advert our eye's while sitting in the same room for a few hours.
Then with our identical views except with her having estrogen experimentation might happen.
of many varieties.
Then I would bring it with me to school and make is a spy for me for the opposite gender.
Since it has the same opinions it would have no problem with doing that as long as I do the same.
After some more experimentation we'd probably agree to just help each other get real relationships.
 

j1-2themax

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I'd let her make the first move. Since she probably never would, I'd probably not care too much.
 

Blimey

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I dunno. I'm not an attractive guy by any stretch of the imagination, so my clone would be ugly. And I guess as long as my left-hand still works I wouldn't need to have sexed with a boobed-doppelganger of myself. So probably I would help it find a job, an apartment, and let it live its life.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Yeah, I heard that line before: "Is sleeping with your clone of the opposite sex insest or masterbation?"

I'ma go with trying to take over the world with my clone.
 

Jark212

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Depends on how hot my clone is, if she's hot then I'd take her to bed. But if she's as ugly as I think I am I'd kill it dump it's body in the mountains and salt and burn it with Napalm and Thermite, then rinse and repeat with the mad scientist if he/she doesn't give me a good reason/bribe...
 

Abengoshis

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I would if it were same sex. A female version of me would probably be a lesbian so there wouldn't be any consent...
 

SirDoom

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Identical clone = Brain transplant with no chance of rejection. (If there is a scientist capable of making a clone, he can do a brain transplant and properly reconnect all the nerves, I'm sure. That's what mad scientists do, after all.)

...and if it works, we'd be in all the medical journals in the world! Score!

(and after the transplant... well, I guess we'd just have a nice glass of tea and talk for a while. See if personalities were compatible and all that.)
 

daemon37

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Super_Nintendo_Chalmers said:
daemon37 said:
Super_Nintendo_Chalmers said:
Well if my clone was exactly like me, only female, then she'd also want to hop into bed and start bumpin' uglies.
However, that would probably raise quite a few weird points.
If it's a clone then it's literally self gratification. I don't see anything weird about that.
I just think it's very weird that someone who shared my same consciousness, would be gratifying me.

Doesn't that seem a tad odd to anyone else?
But she doesn't have the same consciousness, she is a separate person who happens to have all the same memories, genes, etc. On that note, the one thing I really wouldn't want to do is get her pregnant.

Also, it would only be about having fun. We'd still have significant others, but we'd have our own private time for hanging out and doing the previously mentioned actives.
 

The Austin

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XINVADER said:
The Austin said:
XINVADER said:
I would have sex with them cause there is no other way I am getting any....
And this is what we call a low self-esteem.
I never said that. *cough* Wrong quote *cough*
I know. I was saying that that guy has a low self-esteem.

I meant to say it in the context of, "Hey, that guy over there has serious issues, LOL!"
 

Music Mole

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manaman said:
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manaman said:
Ehh, Why would you consider an intimate relationship with a clone of yourself? I fail to comprehend why this would would be an attractive option to anyone. It has sweeping parallels to incest, at best.
it's masturbation essentially.
No it's not. Identical twins having sex is incest. You and your clone having sex is incest, and strictly speaking within the parameters set up by the OP your "clone" would not even be as genetically close as an identical twin would be, what with the gender change and all.

Make the argument that they are mentally the same person, but even if you could transfer memories and experiences over to an adult clone, the moment flipped the switch and the clone was alive you would be different people each living your lives gaining different experiences. There is no way to equate any of this to masturbation, not even close. I find the very through repulsive, and normally I would say to each their own, but I can't find myself saying that truthfully in this case.
The sarcasm went right over the top of you mate...
 

manaman

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Music Mole said:
The sarcasm went right over the top of you mate...
Of course it did. You placed it right out there all by itself surrounded by many many other comments that said the same exact thing that where not intended to be taken as sarcasm.

So tell me, without reading your mind how was I supposed to interpret that as sarcasm.


I keep telling people we need to adopt the italicized text sarcasm rule.
 

Daezd

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manaman said:
Music Mole said:
The sarcasm went right over the top of you mate...
Of course it did. You placed it right out there all by itself surrounded by many many other comments that said the same exact thing that where not intended to be taken as sarcasm.

So tell me, without reading your mind how was I supposed to interpret that as sarcasm.


I keep telling people we need to adopt the italicized text sarcasm rule.
I'm not addressing this post, but your previous one
Why are you so bent out of shape at the idea of clone sexing? Clone. Same exact person-type clone. Not just same DNA, but different person clone.

Exact copy. But with opposite parts. And corresponding facial/body features to match said parts.

Calm down. The way you're pushing your opinion on clone fucking is downright odd to me. Odder than the idea of doing my own clone. A copy of me.

We you sexed by your own clone or something? the way you're talking about this subject makes it seem as though these types of things happen all the time.

So, I reiterate, calm down! Just read over some of your previous replies and tell me that you arent taking this too seriously. i implore you!

OT: We'd do it like they do on the discovery channel. A lot.
Fuck buddies for life, fosho.
 

WinterOrbit

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To answer the poll, I would get to the bottom of it. And why not? She and I could re-enact something out of J.C. Hutchin's "7th Son" or something.

On another note, I think I would have a particular conundrum regarding my clone. See, I'm self-hating, but I also take pains to avoid insulting others or hurting their feelings. So I'd see aspects of my personality I hate, but I could never say anything about it to my clone. But not to say anything would be to brush off my own flaws, and further would be a pointless avoidance since she would be able to guess what I think of her anyway.

Arrgh.