Poll: Orcs, Elves or Dwarfs?

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SextusMaximus said:
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You know what? I like women instead so can I just pick that?
If it was Orcs, Elves, Dwarfs or Women - you probably could... but seeing as it's not, and seeing as it's middle earth creatures - you should just choose from what I've given you, thanks.
Touche and I'll pick elves in that event.
 

DividedUnity

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Elves obviously. I be pretty cool looking, be a great archer and all of the elven women are extremely beautiful. Sure you get pointy ears but you could always wear a hat.

The thought of orc and dwarven women is a bit wierd to me
 

Souplex

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The plural spelling is Dwarves. not "Dwarfs"
You forgot to mention that all Elves are pretentious jerkwads, and that Dwarves are the bet damn smiths anywheres.
Also; forgot to mention how damn androgynous Elves are. It's like a race made of nothing but hipsters.
 

InvisibleSeal

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Dwarves definately... elves just seem arrogant and boring to me. At least if you're a dwarf you can have more fun :)
 

Projo

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da orkz iz da strongezt


Uh, dwarves are cool too. Usually I pretend to care about what a dwarf means stat-wise, but then throw all that aside when I remember play a female dwarf with a legitimate beard and no one will question it.

Are we only talking about LotR? Dwarves, still. The Hobbit reminded me that elves can't get anything done.
 

Daipire

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I'm an orc fan, not one of those WoW "FOR THE HORDE" people, mind you.

I just liked how unique they all were in LOTR, and how cool they were in Tides of Darkness ("Quiet rocking the boat!").
 

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Dwarves, only one race can be a gruff noble lord in the morning, slaughter thousands in the afternoon and wash it all down with copious amounts of alcohol in the evening.

You can't beat them
 

Daipire

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Projo said:
da orkz iz da strongezt


Uh, dwarves are cool too. Usually I pretend to care about what a dwarf means stat-wise, but then throw all that aside when I remember play a female dwarf with a legitimate beard and no one will question it.

Are we only talking about LotR? Dwarves, still. The Hobbit reminded me that elves can't get anything done.
Yeah, the LOTR elves are freakin' hippies, sitting around singing songs and braided each others hair!
 

The Diabolical Biz

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OH cock I meant to vote for Dwarves and voted for Elves, putting them (currently) one vote ahead.

I have a penchant for starting Dwarven Paladins at D & D, have a WFB Dwarf army, and a book called The Dwarves.

I HATE MY MOUSE
 

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Well seeing as this is a LOTR based poll, I suppose I'd say elves, because they prove themselves to not only be the most skilled archers, but have strong frontline warriors (see human armies + elvish armies marching on Mordor the first time). But in other media I like different races for different classes, i.e. Orc warrior, Elf paladin, Dwarf hunter etc.
 

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Sketches said:
... The Hell?

Where are the Gnomes?!
Agreed you cannot debate the best races and leave out the gnomes.

EDIT: seeing as I do have to vote I'll go with the closest in kind which are the Dwarfs. Even though they aren't as cool.
 

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Souplex said:
The plural spelling is Dwarves. not "Dwarfs"
You forgot to mention that all Elves are pretentious jerkwads, and that Dwarves are the bet damn smiths anywheres.
Also; forgot to mention how damn androgynous Elves are. It's like a race made of nothing but hipsters.
Actually only Tolkein used Dwarves as the plural, although it's been adopted into modern literature. In old stories the plural is Dwarfs
 

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I tend to go elves, but depending on the mood, I might go Orcs.

Though never dwarves. They remind me too much of humans which I dislike in this type of environment.