I am not saying that any current governments are fascist -- China is communist, there's a difference -- but if the country you live in was to suddenly become fascist, who would you want to become the dictator? My picks are Michael or Alan Moore, but I've also heard the Dali Lama, Joss Whedon, and Miyamoto (only two of those I take seriously.) Please post realistically, don't say things like "GlaDOS," although fiction is okay.