Poll: Personally, I Support Our New Fascist Dictators

[Spaghetti]

I pick Zaphod Beeblebrox

"I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat inside me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."

Who could say no to the hoopiest frood in the Galaxy?

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

As a budding mad scientist, I'd hope to have someone with both military and scientific experience. Practical, of course - so they'd have to know industry pretty well. Wouldn't it be nice if there was some sort of alliance of the two...say, a military industrial complex?

When our new overlord reveals himself, he'll know where to get his top-of-the-line centrifuges for isotope separation.

 

[Sewblon]

If Jesus returns I will support his dictatorship, failing that, someone with a solid grasp of finance, the legal system and military tactics.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Tyler Durden as a Dictator would rule.

 

[Robby Foxfur]

I'd want someone to become the dictator who no one cared about, and then he'd get shot in 3 days and things would go back to the way it is now.

 

[leviathanmisha]

Gilbert Beilschmidt! Cause we need more albinos in charge!

@Rainbowloid should get this!

 

[Socius]

Can I say Light Yagami? It probably sounds stupid, but he doesn't abuse his power much, and he's certainly not afraid of cleaning things up, so to speak.

Its what happened in the first book is why i gotta say no to that. He killed a protector of the innocent for no other reason then he didn't want to be stopped. Meaning he would probably kill anyone who even suggests an opposite opinion of his. That's not being a dictator, that's being a tyrant.

He wouldn't kill at a mere suggestion. There were plenty of instances where people voiced their opposition to Kira and he didn't kill them. He only acts if an action is taken against him. It's less "I'm gonna kill you if you disagree with me" and more "I'm not going down without a fight".

He killed a news reporter for speaking out against him. Essentially using murder to crush his opposition. He was even planning on killing Misa simply because it would be more convenient to him. If it wasn't for her Shinigami she would have been left to the wolves or killed by Light.

Beep! that was not Light, but the other guy with the glasses. Mikami or whatever.

Mikami didn't try to kill Misa. Light did. He even talks about how expendable she is until Rem pipes in about how if she ever gets hurt he is a dead man. He also is willing to kill his followers if it means he is safe and is willing to place them in harms way for his own goals. These are not good qualities.

Edit: He killed a reporter speaking against him so he could threaten another news station into being his voice. He also murdered every single CIA officer when he could easily have cleared himself and not had to worry. In fact it says in the book that the Officer in question had closed the book on light and they were heading home. He also killed every single other officer on the look out for light just to keep himself safe. He even kills the agents wife. He could easily have talked her out of it by just ignoring her seeing how he was only suspicious because he kept trying to get her name.

Essentially he murders a lot of innocent people who he either could have just ignored and they would have had nothing on him.

Hell the whole situation started because he killed the L stand in. They had no evidence. They had no way to tell where or who he is really. They even said he was broadcasting all around the world (a lie) and if he jsut shrugged his shoulders and moved on L would have never been able ot find him. Every clue against him comes from Light being to prideful and being un-willing to not show L up. He kills to show his power, not because he feels trapped.

Ultimately light kills and murders innocent people to protect himself and to show off how powerful he is to L.

HE would never be able to talke her out of it, the fianse or Ray penbar were even closer to the case than L. she was stupid enough to go wavering with her name though. And for the record, never said they were good qualities, Raito is a douche, but an awesomeduche non the less. L for president of the world! (national song)

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd would choose a man with a small head. He would be shoot and killed within a few hours so I want the assassin to earn his pay with a good clean shot to he noggin. Hooray for crazy Americans with guns!

 

[Lexodus]

none, but i'd prefer a politician.

like hell anyone unqualified gets the job

But isn't that a contradiction in terms?

 

[eelel]

Kamina because he would make every one believe in him who believes in you. That and I would love to see a rageing bad ass rule america instead of all these intalectuals

 

[Lullabye]

Monty Python.
Other than that, a mad scientist. We could finally build the death star! Admit it humanity. You want one.