I said less than 3, since I CURRENTLY have less than 3.
That said, I've had (not necessarily all at the one time, mind);
12 ear piercings,
3 nose piercings,
5 lip piercings (plus 2 munroes),
2 eyebrow piercings,
2 tongue piercings,
4 nipple piercings,
and 1 belly button piercing.
While that sounds like a lot, I also kept taking them out and having to get them redone, so it's not like I had millions of holes in me all at once :/
It got to the point where mum would see a new piercing and just say "You're an idiot" from a starting point of "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE DEFILED YOUR PRECIOUS BODY!! I GAVE YOU THAT BODY PERFECT AND YOU'RE RUINING IT!! WHAT WOULD NANNA SAY? WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!!"
Note: Nanna has "gone to God".