Poll: Pirates Or Ninjas?

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AvsJoe

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For a long time it was ninjas for me until I realized that they live by a super-strict code of honour for which even the slightest error equals death. Sure, I'd love to have the skills of a ninja, but of the two the pirate life is preferable.

Y'arr.
 

LewsTherin

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I cast my vote for the ninja-pirate alliance. They'll need backup once the robots get here.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Sounds a bit like a vs thread to me,I'm just sayin.

I guess ninjas because they have stealth and mastery of martial arts.

Although I do love me a good flintlock.
 

Xanadu84

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gRiM_rEaPeRsco said:
Pirates r better, when did u ever see a ninja with wenches?
When was the last time you saw a ninja?

Whats that? Never? Yeah that's right...cause there goddamn ninjas!

Ninjas are cool no matter how you look at them. But outside of Pirates of the Carribean, Pirates are stupid, scurvy laden, diseased louts that get to sleep with fat chicks with VD every once in a blue moon. Now, name an ugly female ninja. Wanna know what Pirates have turned into at there absolute pinnacle of cool? Somalian pirates. That's right. Ninjas win, hands down.
 

A random person

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I expected pirates to have a majority, being Talk Like A Pirate day and all.

I voted ninja's, since I'm more impressed by the stealthy martial-arts masters who can hide anywhere and kill you very easily. Pirates are better in groups, though (I'd link to the Conservation of Ninjitsu page on TV Tropes, but it doesn't want to work).
 

Mstrswrd

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Ninja's for me, but that doesn't mean I don't like pirates... I just like Ninja's more.
 

oppp7

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Harr... I be votin' for creativity...
But since it's Talk like a Pirate Day and I'm talkin' like pirate, me mateys get the vote.
 

Lenny Magic

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Interestingly ninjas adapt in order to fight their enemys with their own weapons.

Poor little pirates...