Poll: Pirates Or Ninjas?

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xXGeckoXx

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Us buccaneers scour the sees for treasure. drinking, looting and pillaging all the way. Any man who is not in accord with this shall be keelhauled on the ship of a rum runner fer the be sportin the barnacles like no others. May the landlubbering yeller bellied son of a barnacle ninja's be condemned te davy jones locker, fer they be the scum of all true men and they shall walk the plank.
 

Florion

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Oh man, this is intense. If Pirates don't win on Talk Like A Pirate Day, I think we can safely say that Ninjas pwn for all eternity. Wait and see...
 

Contun

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*Pirate whips out his gun, takes aim at a ninja and fires*

Aharhh, I've yet to meet sombodah who cou' outsmart bullets! Ahaha!
 

Julianking93

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Ninjas.

They have almost everything that a Pirate has but with better teeth and all around better hygene.
 

sumanoskae

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Yo ho matey I be breaking the rules by announcing in a pirate accent that samurai be the most badass. But between them sea doggies and throat slitters I be going with the boys in black because stealth be badass!.
Seriously though, from a logical perspective, there's not a hole lot pirates can do that ninjas can't
Sword fighting: well pirates may be good sword fighters but ninjas got professional training
Fame, wealth, women: well, pirates got a hole lot more of the fame and women, but ninjas are hired assassins. Plus ninjas are trained to be deceptive, so they could just flirt their way into getting ass. Pirates paid for most of their wenches (or raped them)
On top of all this ninjas were trained assassins so while a pirate would raid a place to steal the treasure, a ninja would go in, kill the guy, steal his shit and they would never know he was there
Ninjas were trained professionals, but pirates were just crazy, greedy, drunk dudes with numbers some field experience and a lot of guns. Plus a ninja could learn some sea fairing and be a decent pirate in a couple years, but pirates would have to go through years and years of vigorous training (and learn some discipline) to do what ninjas do
 

ThePirateMan

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Rutawitz said:
ninjas are masters of every form of combat but pirates look like they have more fun
Probably because alot of their "job" involves women and alcohole.
Arr.
 

tehroc

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Aren't you supposed to decide that via Genre Wars? All hail our Robotic Overlords.
 

CoverYourHead

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Ninjas, because in the future they become cyborg ninjas. And God help us all when that day comes.