Poll: Please verify your age...

[blankedboy]

(13yrs) I lie for the ones that say, "OHNOE YOU CANTS PLEH COUNTAR STRYK ITS TEW VYOLANT". I don't play porn games, so that part's fine anyway.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm truthful about my age everywhere except YouTube and porn sites.

 

[BonsaiK]

Topless ladies can be viewed by anyone of any age. In fact the very first thing most people see when they come out of the womb is a topless lady. So anyone blocking access to such a thing due to age is a hypocrite.

Yep, I remember when my niece was born at the Brookings Medical Clinic Memorial Strip Bar.

Unless you're bottle-fed, when you're born, one of the first things you get to see (after the inside of a vagina) is an exposed breast. You get that nipple thrust right up in your face and then you're expected to suck on it. Then for the next 18 years of your life, your crazy country does its best to make sure that you never get to see that nipple ever again, because it might "damage" you or "desensitise" you somehow. Pfft.

 

[AWC Viper]

i used to lie about it when i was 14 but now i have downloaded stuff and a girlfriend so i dont need porn

 

[Canid117]

I lie whenever I'm not logged into my account and say I was born on April 1st 1900 just to be an unclever dick

 

[zacaron]

lies, lies upon lies I always check of the 18 or older box but then again I had neglectful parents

 

[Tempest Fox]

I'm 22 but it's too much work to go through the list and find my birthday, so I just pick whatever as long as it's over 18.

I do the exact same thing just 'cause it gets tedious having to enter my age over and over and over again.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'm fifteen. When an agegate appears, I scroll down a few times and click randomly. I usually end up being thirty-something.

 

[coldshadow]

Being that I'm 22 I don't have to worry. Until they invent ultra-porn.

dont you have to be over 60 for that, sry fonsowrth

 

[Ardna Xela]

Pretty much the same like most people in this thread. Haven't been honest until I turned 18, but now I am.

 

[coldshadow]

theres neglectfull parents, then theres kids that are sneaky little buggers. I may have been a sneaky bugger, I may still be a sneaky bugger.

 

[HippySecond]

I'm 22 but the effort of selecting my age just to watch a game vid or whatever gets old, i usually leave the generic "January 1 XXXX" and click on the year and scroll the wheel to whatever it lands on. i don't know why a 96 year old would want to watch Video game trailers, but more power to him!

 

[narmeian]

It's funny when you say you're under 18, it takes you to the Disney website or something

 

[Cortheya]

im 14 now and ive been lying since 2002!
that includes everything on the internet.






jj

"Everything" since you were 7.....? I am also 14 and always lie. Sometimes I get extravagant with the day but its usually 1989

 

[WayOutThere]

I'm old enough myself but I usually say I was born in like the year 1900 just for fun.

As to whether I did lie on them I didn't but only because I never really came across them until recently.

I suppose that's because I wasn't much of one for the internet back then.

 

[gbemery]

I'm 24 but I have found and still do find those age verifications pointless. So yes I did and still do lie about my age. According to some of the websites I was born on Jan 1st in the early 1900's.

 

[AvsJoe]

Back when I was underage I did. I used to say that I was two years older than I actually was. Now I have no need because I'm 21 and thus am able to verify my age without lying. Yay for arbitrary age restrictions!

 

[Citrus]

I haven't even met a ten-year-old who didn't know that lying ate age gates lets you in. The things work on faith of honesty alone; sites might as well not bother.

 

[Slaanax]

I used to lie on the but now I am of age I don't have to!