Poll: Please verify your age...

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Klepa

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I'm usually born 11.11.1911. Easy to type in with one hand, with your other hand firmly wrapped around your mouse.
 

azurawolf

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Before I was 18, yes. I will admit that I did lie.
(I'm a bad girl)

But now that I am turning 22 in a couple days, I don't have to lie!
(yay!)
 

Soren91

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I actually remember having to lie about my age 2 days after my 18th birthday in order to watch a game trailer because apparently they were retarded and didn't accept the date yet or something
 

Roganwilson

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I always lie. Sometimes, the agegate will tell you to stop lying. I know that the Civilization one does if you say anything past 1920.
 

Vuljatar

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Whenever I see one of those annoying-as-fuck "age verification" things, my birth date is January 1st on whatever year is at the bottom of the drop-down menu after I click the scroll bar down twice.

Fastest possible way to get past them. Never given a damn about them, never will.
 

SovietSecrets

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I am 18 now so it doesn't matter, but before I always lied about my age on those things. When I was 7, I was saying I was born in 1962.
 

NeoAC

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Well I don't have to worry about that now (God, I'm old :( ), but heck ya, when I was younger, I would lie all the time. It's the internet! It's what it's for! Lies! Lies and pr0n!
 

Dr. Gorgenflex

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You are an idiot if you are under 18, and you don't lie. The people who can't figure out that the internet doesn't know anything don't deserve to watch those videos/go to those sites.
 

Juven Ignus

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I only lie to go on video game sites or watch trailers. The risk is far too high to even try watching porn. I never know when my parents over hovering over me. I'd be too distracted and scared to get anything done. :p
 

Alux

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Yeah, I can be honest with you lot, despite being old enough to buy M-rated games and see R-rated movies alone, that's 17 even though it's not listed on my thingy, I got in the habit of using my ex-girlfriend's birthday for stuff. So, as far as violent game trailers goes, I'm 19!

But yeah, I lie on that stuff. Not only that, but it helps that I look like I'm 20-something.

WanderFreak said:
Being that I'm 22 I don't have to worry. Until they invent ultra-porn.
Also, nice Futurama reference, man.
 

Aschenkatza

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On websites I used to lie, because it's not like I was ever gonna get tracked down and fine for going on a "adult" site.
In real life, I've never really had to show proof of age.Though, I did just recently see Paranormal Activity and that was the first time I was ever carded to verify my age.
 

syndicated44

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I usually dont simply because its a lot easier to be born on 1/1/1940 (or really any year before 1980). Im just lazy...
 

Guitar Gamer

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WanderFreak said:
Being that I'm 22 I don't have to worry. Until they invent ultra-porn.
I can't even imagine what it would be like, but it must be Nirvana


ae86gamer said:
Even if I'm old enough I never do. I always say that I was born in 1930. :D
D:
I used to think that it would detect if your were obviously lieing about your age. I can't imagine what a 70+ woman would be doing looking at the God of War/whatever site UNLESS and this is the only conceivable reason that comes to mind, that she's one of those "must spy on childs interests and always take away the worst possible impression from my observations" days.

according to countless sites needing age verification; I'm 25
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NeutralDrow said:
I always lied on those things before I was old enough.

I still lie on some of them (specifically, the ones that ask for your birthdate), because I'm paranoid.
it's not paranoid when it actually does happen...................(I get nervous about shoots (it's the micro chips))
 

CK76

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I am usually born far back enough to have been veteran of the great war so I do not take them seriously.