Poll: Poll: if you could rule a certian circle of hell, what would it be?

[benbenthegamerman]

According to the epic poem The Inferno, there are 9 layers of hell, each with its own guardian. if you were a guardian of one of the following circles, what would you be? I would choose Limbo, because it is where people who havent sinned, but were forsaken by others go. In a way, its a depressing version of heaven. i have the link to the wikipedia page on the circles for info. which would you choose?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Dante)

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Lust.

Oh, how much fun I could have with the people sent there...

 

[rokkolpo]

heresy-i could relate to them.

 

[Grayjack]

Limbo. I'm a lazy bum.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Lust.

Oh, how much fun I could have with the people sent there...

im afraid to ask...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Lust.

Oh, how much fun I could have with the people sent there...

But they're all just ghosts, that'd be an even worse hell.
I guess I'd rule limbo, I could meet all the intellectuals of antiquity.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

That's a hard choice...

I can think of ways to torture Angry, Greedy and Gluttonous people.

Angry - Never ending rick roll, games that they can never win but you're always so close, etc.

Greedy - A giant mountain of gold, but you only get a small bag the size of your hand to carry it out with.

Gluttonous - You are surrounded by mountains of delicious food, but it is all poisoned and you will suffer the most intense agony you ever experienced every time you eat a piece.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Lust.

Oh, how much fun I could have with the people sent there...

im afraid to ask...

You should be afraid... You should be afraid ... YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID!
Muahahhahaha

Ok, that was a bit creepy. Sorry.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Sloth

coz

fuck it

 

[El Poncho]

Limbo, I would be allowed to talk to them in limbo right? I'm sure I would... I will make it so! I am guardian raawwwrrr!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Limbo, why, because thats where i'd go when i die anyway if this is all true.

 

[dante brevity]

I guess I'd rule limbo, I could meet all the intellectuals of antiquity.

Ditto.
Definitely not lust. Too windy.

 

[Sad Robot]

Well, I'd be at home on any of them, I guess, so it'd be like rolling a die.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Limbo. It's where the cool people hang out.

 

[Cmwissy]

6th circle for heretics (meaning anyone who doesn't agree with you)

I'm going their anyway.

George Carlin and Yahtzee will be there.

EDIT: Wrath sounds pretty cool though (5th circle) It would be an all out bar-room brawl for eternity - awesome.

 

[Cakes]

The First Circle, Limbo, the Virtuous Pagans and unbaptized. The First Circle is actually a pretty decent place, with lots of cool folks like Homer, Aristotle and Julius Caesar. For an ancient history junkie like myself, that would be heaven.

 

[Mcupobob]

Limbo to chill with all the wisest philsophers of all time.

Edit: after reading more of the poem limbo sounds better than heaven.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Fraud, or would I?

That means I get to torture lawyers, politicians, heretics, thieves, trolls, curmudgeons and raconteurs.


Close enough to heaven for me