Poll: Poll: Is Graham Stark The Escapist?

[Ultrajoe]

The Pony. The Escapist is Pony.
Fear his cloppity hooves.
Cower before his whinny of love.
Know the end of days in his glittering eyes of peace.
Suffer eternally in his touch of adoration.
Know the Pony.
Live the Pony
Seek the Pony
Be the Pony.
He will rise once more and the faithful will be rewarded.

How have you all forgotten!? For Shame! Shame!

 

[BrokenIcon]

in my opinion Paul Saunders and Graham Stark are equals in running the whole shebang.

Creators, yes. But for running it you still have to give credit to the entire crew. Missing just one of the group would drastically change the shows they make.

 

[dex-dex]

secretly all of the other employees have been replaced by the LRR crew and the people we do see are androids

i mean no none of it is true!

I've noticed Yahtzee's voice changed liek totally. They said it's a new mic, but could it be a new voice entirely? Maybe that's why he's suddenly decided to open the Mana Bar. Not only would he be looking for new work, but a giant paycheque from The Escapist each month would make sure he keeps quiet about being thrown out. He probably used that to start the Mana Bar!

As for who The Escapist actually is, I think he doesn't post on the forums, or at least not with a staff account. He's like some shady SPECTR leader; I bet he hides his face when he divulges the next big plan to his LRR Henchmen. I heard his "muscle" is MovieBob, and he pummels people that discuss this. Pummels! So we best shut our mouths.

my god we do we must flee our country to avoid persecution

 

[Graham_LRR]

There are many, many talented people contributing to The Escapist every single day.

Only 7+ of whom are us at LRR.
"Us" being the operative word.

I know it's been handled, and I mean no further grief to TheFurryChicken, but I just saw this thread and felt that (as the subject of it) I ought to weigh in and heartily echo what Susan and Matt have already said.

I appreciate the thought, but without everyone else at LRR, I wouldn't be making anything of merit.
You can't direct an empty room, and you can't edit blank tape.

And, much more importantly, without everyone who works their asses off at The Escapist, LRR wouldn't be where we are now, finally able to make money for the work we've all been doing for years.
We even have an office! We can afford office space!

It's thanks to The Escapist. People who we are not, but hope to live up to.


[small]Full disclosure: I am actually everyone on these forums. This is an elaborate long-con to confuse future internet scholars. Sssh![/small]

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

We can afford office space!

Holy crap...you couldn't afford this [http://www.amazon.ca/Office-Space-Special-Flair-Widescreen/dp/B000B5MBUQ/]?



What kinda work did all of you do for money anyway?

 

[Mr.Black]

No.

Because I have a higher post count than him, and so, I am automatically better!

Also, Matt is way more active in the forums from what I've seen, and therefore he gets +10 awesome points.

-m

High five for you!

Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh mate.

OT: I thought The Escapist was meant to be taken as someone, someone who... escapes? Yeah, I dunno, I'm a little stupid. So yeah I thought this thread was about Graham being that person. Man I really sound like a moron now, haha.

 

[rex922]

-snippy
[small]Full disclosure: I am actually everyone on these forums. This is an elaborate long-con to confuse future internet scholars. Sssh![/small]

omg i have been tricked.

On a serious note:

there is so much on the escapist which makes it impossible for a human being to do all that.

less serious:
unless graham is a god which would explain everything

 

[Korias]

Erm not that Im aware of

...
Did you make this account explicity because of this thread? I can't stop laughing at the irony of it.

OT: As has been said before: There is no one man that is The Escapist. It's everyone. You, me, all of us. Simply by coming to this site, we are a part of it.

 

[Nickolai77]

I like how this thread has led to loads of replies from the Escapist staff, it's nice to see our anderoid over-lords interacting with other escapists.