Poll: Porn or ponies

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deadxero

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You really shouldn't be surprised at anyone looking at porn. As someone who's experienced in digital forensics.... everyone looks at/listens to/reads some sort of porn. Everyone.
 

Gordon_4_v1legacy

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Most definately porn: I don't need to know any of my friends that intimately. Even if you don't like Ponies, they're still appropriate for conversations in public.
 

Zeriah

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All of my friends watch porn - females included. It's not really a taboo subject for us so it wouldn't disturb me at all. If I got an eye full of them completely naked and masturbating I'd be very disturbed but that would be because they are naked and masturbating, not because of the porn.

Ponies on the other hand...Well we don't need another person saying the reasons why watching MLP as an adult male is weird but it would be especially strange for my friends since none of them follow internet culture at all - so it would be entirely of their own volition. I don't even think MLP airs on our stations over here in Australia, so they would have had to download it or watch it on youtube with absolutely no knowledge of its supposed quality...
 

Assassin Xaero

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Neither. Porn is gross, and I'm not an 8 year old girl, so I don't care for ponies either. Ill go with bacon.
 

Saltyk

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Soviet Heavy said:
Rule 34 to get both buddy.
Sadly, I thought the same things when I saw the title. I'm half surprised it wasn't a poll option.
 

Something Amyss

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I suppose porn, but only slightly. The fact is, I expect people to hide their porn, not their cartoons.

Plus, my friends like shittier things than MLP, no matter how slightly.
 

MiracleOfSound

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I'd be more shocked if my friends didn't watch porn.

As for ponies... don't get it, never will.
 

OriginalLadders

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Definitely ponies.

The vast majority of all adults have a libido, however there should be no adults who have the desire to watch a cartoon, aimed at prepubescent girls, about magical ponies.

It's not even that good a cartoon.
 
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Neither. I honestly don't care what people do with their spare time.

I was once at a bar on campus, and someone decided it would be a laugh to browse the 'comedy' section of RedTube, right there in the uni bar with everyone watching. Since then it's kind of hard to get shocked at things.

And I watch much more embarrassing things than ponies myself, so that's just be hypocritical.
 

Floppertje

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definitely ponies. the ratio of guys who watch porn to guys who don't amongst my friends is'roughly 'every single one' to 'none at all'. I don't expect to walk in and find them watching porn (mostly because I knock and they have time to shut it down)and I wouldn't enjoy it, but watching porn is normal for men in their early twenties. watching cartoons for little girls, not so much.
 

Girl With One Eye

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PayneTrayne said:
If I walked in on someone watching porn, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone watching ponies, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching porn I'd feel awkward.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching ponies I'd be afraid.
I think this pretty much sums up how I feel about it. Except that all options would cause be to be slighly mentally scarred.
 

Fleaman

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I'm assuming we're talking about a dude here, since if you walked in on a girl watching ponies you wouldn't give a shit.

The important question I have to ask here is "Is his cock out?"

Game changes when cock's out.
 

TriGGeR_HaPPy

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Like a couple others in this thread, I'd rather just vote "neither", but you don't have that option. So I just voted "Porn". Not because I'd be shocked (seriously, how naive would you have to be to be legitimately shocked at someone watching porn?), moreso I'd just be a little embarrassed, and walk back out of the room promising to knock a little louder next time.
 

Lejsen

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Nothing shocking about porn, everybody does it, it would be awkward of course, as it is when you walk in on somebody's private time.

As a closet brony i understand the jokes about keeping a porn tab open while watching ponies so you can switch to that if somebody walks in on you, because it's easier to explain.
 

Sparrow

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Ponies, without a doubt. I would say, to much controversy I'm sure, that it's far more normal for 18 year old boys my age to be watching some porn than... ponies.
 

AlwaystheUnlucky

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Chemical Horse said:
AlwaystheUnlucky said:
If it was ponies, I will say, "Ugh, ponies." Then stay in the room and make snide remarks.
And no one would listen or care and you would feel very alone and bad about your life.
Someone has a trollface for a cutie mark. Not that I know what a cutie mark is.