Poll: Porn or ponies

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Durgiun

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Ponies, because my friends are either manly men or just don't seem like the type of person to enjoy cartoons that don't have swearing and blood in them.
 

Goofguy

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That depends.

If I walk in on a friend watching porn, I wouldn't be shocked at all. If I walk in on a friend watching porn with his member out, I'd turn right around and leave the room.

If I walk in on a friend watching ponies, I'd turn right around and leave the room. If I walk in on a friend watching ponies with his member out, I'd call the psych ward.
 

damocles23

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Where is the "neither" button? Because i think i need one. Seriously people as long is not illegal porn or pony porn i don't care what my friends do in my spare time. Besides i watch both already...Not the pony porn, though.
 

snowfi6916

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Saw someone watching porn? I'd slowly back out of the room.

Saw someone watching FiM? I'd probably watch it with them.

Saw someone watching FiM rule 34? I'd probably run out of the room as fast as possible.

Seriously... who the hell can watch that shit? Thankfully, 90% of the brony community is NOT into that.
 

DEAD34345

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I'd be more shocked to learn my friends were watching ponies. Well, my non-brony friends anyway.

Really though, neither would be particularly disturbing... if it was porn I'd just walk back out (not because I'm against them watching it, just because I would not be OK watching it with them). If it was ponies I'd probably just remark on how I didn't know they watched the show, and then walk back out. Or watch it with them, whatever.
 

Not-here-anymore

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I guess technically ponies, because fewer people watch MLP than watch porn, so it would be fractionally more surprising.
Either way, I'm not actively likely to be shocked.
 

Scrythe

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That depends on whether or not the person was currently masturbating during either scenario.

This makes a huge difference.
 

VladG

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Do you mean catching them in the very act of watching porn/ponies? Or just finding out they watch them in general?

If it's the first, it depends if they are masturbating in the meantime or not. If they are, it would certainly be ponies.... I mean, who the fuck masturbates to ponies? if it's porn, no surprise there...

If it's the latter... yeah, still ponies.
 

FamoFunk

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I'd say Ponies; just because my friends live a sheltered life and without me telling them they wouldn't know Pony's are back on TV and stuff.
 

ANImaniac89

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I could understand someone watching Porn, I mean it is somewhat natural for human (males especially) to having interest in sexually activity.

Having said that I also have nothing against MLP:FiM as a show, I'm not a fan in any stretch of the term but I can admit that it is a decent program with a lot of talented people at the helm.

My problem is when people turn MLP into there porn (no I'm not just talking about the weird fan-art found on 4chan , but that is part of the issue).
 

LarenzoAOG

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Istvan said:
Which would you be more shocked to find friends watching, and why?

Not disturbing porn mind you, just a man and a woman doing their thing.

Edit: Added a belated 'neither' option, feel free to quote me and call me a scumbag for forgetting to add this in the first place. :D
Considering who my friends are I fully expect to walk in on them watching one or the other, or possibly both, any day now. Maybe even in my own house.
 

Guffe

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Well I know my friends watch porn but I don't know that any of them watch POny action so let's put it this way. I would be more surprised to find them watching ponies but then again as that seems to be pretty popular (I have no idea why *raises shield*) it wouldn't come as a shock either.
 

imnot

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hmmm,
What if it was pony porn?
OH GOD MY KEYBOARD FEELS SO UNCLEAN JUST TYPING THAT!
 

gigastrike

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Oooohhh...I thought this was gonna be one of those "what can't you live without" threads. This just became a lot easier: porn.