Poll: Porn or ponies
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Shocked? Neither.
Porn I would be embarrassed, but quickly cover with a sarcastic remark. And then leave if they kept watching it. Everyone watches it at some point, no matter what.
Ponies, I would pat them on the back and immediately sit down and start watching it with them.
Porn I would be embarrassed, but quickly cover with a sarcastic remark. And then leave if they kept watching it. Everyone watches it at some point, no matter what.
Ponies, I would pat them on the back and immediately sit down and start watching it with them.
I went with porn.not for shock factor,but for rudeness factor.when you've got friends visiting,it's bad form to be doing what is essentially a solo viewing experience (for lack of better term).
except at a bucks night.all rules are out the window then.
as a side note,most of my friends are parents now anyways,so MLP is fairly expected in those particular houses.
except at a bucks night.all rules are out the window then.
as a side note,most of my friends are parents now anyways,so MLP is fairly expected in those particular houses.
If I walked in on someone watching porn, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone watching ponies, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching porn I'd feel awkward.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching ponies I'd be afraid.
If I walked in on someone watching ponies, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching porn I'd feel awkward.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching ponies I'd be afraid.
I have walked in on three different friends beating their meat, one of them three times (and one of those times to Amazonion hentai porn. I'm gonna be honest, I just stood there silently behind him for a bit because there is nothing to prepare you for that sort of thing).
But if I walked in on a friend watching My Little Pony. Well...I'd be labeled a troll here if I were honest about what I'd do.
But if I walked in on a friend watching My Little Pony. Well...I'd be labeled a troll here if I were honest about what I'd do.
If I caught My friend watching porn, he would probably have out his (not sure if I can use the D word here). Not so with Ponies.
Honestly? I cant answer. I mean the question is technically biased, because yanno, what if your such a gigantic troll and massive prick that your unable to have friends. Hard to walk in on a friend doing something when you have none to walk in on right?
Honestly? Ponies. Bronies to me seem like almost fringe furries that are inappropriately anthromorphizing char traits onto animated chars that were never intended.
Which, I sort of blame Disney for the Bronies and furrehs for that matter. I mean history has shown us that it seems to be a natural thing to develop attraction to personality traits. So we have long seen the "Betty Rubble was hot" sort of tropes for decades now. So When you raise generations on Anthromorphized animated animal chars much as what has been the disney bread and butter for almost a century it seems impossible to avoid more unnatural connections from forming. So seeing a rash of 20 somethings so addicted to a show for little girls in my mind makes a clear cut co relation to something more abstract and unnatural.
At least with porn its a pretty common if not natural occurrence/desire. I mean porn has been with us since the first cave drawings, bizarrely devotional fascination and attachments to animated chars is a much more modern affair.
Honestly? Ponies. Bronies to me seem like almost fringe furries that are inappropriately anthromorphizing char traits onto animated chars that were never intended.
Which, I sort of blame Disney for the Bronies and furrehs for that matter. I mean history has shown us that it seems to be a natural thing to develop attraction to personality traits. So we have long seen the "Betty Rubble was hot" sort of tropes for decades now. So When you raise generations on Anthromorphized animated animal chars much as what has been the disney bread and butter for almost a century it seems impossible to avoid more unnatural connections from forming. So seeing a rash of 20 somethings so addicted to a show for little girls in my mind makes a clear cut co relation to something more abstract and unnatural.
At least with porn its a pretty common if not natural occurrence/desire. I mean porn has been with us since the first cave drawings, bizarrely devotional fascination and attachments to animated chars is a much more modern affair.
Yeah, when you see someone jacking to porn, politely turn around, leave, close the door behind you, and never speak of it again. When you see someone jacking to Friendship is Magic, sprint, don't bother with the door, and take a shower when you get home.PayneTrayne said:
Rule 34, where are you???tracer_au said:
there you are, you little bastard!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/2786904/MLP+Porn/
Porn would be no surprise, and it'd only get awkward if they were wanking it.
Ponies... Well, I'd lose some respect for them and proceed to tease them.
And a combination of both... I'd tell them to seek help.
I guarantee more of my male friends watch porn (most of them) than ponies (hopefully none of them).
Ponies... Well, I'd lose some respect for them and proceed to tease them.
And a combination of both... I'd tell them to seek help.
Chicks don't watch porn.Captain Pirate said:
I guarantee more of my male friends watch porn (most of them) than ponies (hopefully none of them).
*clicks the brony option for fun, despite not really being offended*
There's really nothing wrong with either porn or pony, so I wouldn't exactly be shocked.
The difference is that if it was porn I'd go somewhere else (haven't watched porn with a friend since 1996), and if it was pony I'd join in the watching.
There's really nothing wrong with either porn or pony, so I wouldn't exactly be shocked.
The difference is that if it was porn I'd go somewhere else (haven't watched porn with a friend since 1996), and if it was pony I'd join in the watching.
Where's the "neither" option? Although if I walked in on my friend watching porn then I'd be pretty embarrassed and back pedal out of there as fast as I could. If I found them watching MLP I'd squeal with joy and join them =P