either swinging from a rope through the window, or rolling through the doorway on a children's tricycle, Blockhead style.
Poll: Preferred way of entering a room
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Like a ninja and then sit to a friend and hopefully get the phrase, 'where the hell di you come from?!'
Through the window, or kick down door and shout "MADNESS, THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!" (actually saw a mate do this when he was late, teacher was so impressed he didnt care bout the lateness, also looked very awesome),
I actually jumped into a few classrooms while in high-school a few times, first time i did it i smashed my leg on the edge, fell inside, looked at everyone and just said ouch.
Second time i ninja'ed off a wall into maths (the room was roughly 2 meters off the ground, with alcove next to it, think PoP wall jumping/running but much faster), got in without hurting myself,teacher just sighed.
Next, my mates told me which room class was in as i lost my schedule, i jumped in, was wrong class, said "oops my bad", and rolled out. earned me 3 detentions :'(.
and lastly, was late for class, ninja'd to the window outside, checked teacher, she was writing random stuff bout irrelevent book topics and how they connect to life, jumped, rolled over edge sat down next to mate, who jumped, but remained silent, and then i proceeded to fall asleep.
I actually jumped into a few classrooms while in high-school a few times, first time i did it i smashed my leg on the edge, fell inside, looked at everyone and just said ouch.
Second time i ninja'ed off a wall into maths (the room was roughly 2 meters off the ground, with alcove next to it, think PoP wall jumping/running but much faster), got in without hurting myself,teacher just sighed.
Next, my mates told me which room class was in as i lost my schedule, i jumped in, was wrong class, said "oops my bad", and rolled out. earned me 3 detentions :'(.
and lastly, was late for class, ninja'd to the window outside, checked teacher, she was writing random stuff bout irrelevent book topics and how they connect to life, jumped, rolled over edge sat down next to mate, who jumped, but remained silent, and then i proceeded to fall asleep.
dual machine guns? check
massive sword bigger than my body? check
badass outfit? check
1 last quick breath kicks open door jumps forward into an action roll guns a blazing mowing down people in the process, clips run out ditch guns grab shotgun conveniently stapped to my back continue mowing down people in said room, grab ridiculously sized sword and slicidy slice my way to the other end of the room drop a grenade then jump out the window and beat a hasty retreat from the facility im in chopping everyone in my way grab my fat man and shoot it at the facility then hop in my car and drive off. after i return to the scene of the carnage i realize the building i was supposed to attack was next door
massive sword bigger than my body? check
badass outfit? check
1 last quick breath kicks open door jumps forward into an action roll guns a blazing mowing down people in the process, clips run out ditch guns grab shotgun conveniently stapped to my back continue mowing down people in said room, grab ridiculously sized sword and slicidy slice my way to the other end of the room drop a grenade then jump out the window and beat a hasty retreat from the facility im in chopping everyone in my way grab my fat man and shoot it at the facility then hop in my car and drive off. after i return to the scene of the carnage i realize the building i was supposed to attack was next door
Throw a falshbang and while everyone is dazed sit in an armchair and pretend I was there the whole time. Just for kicks
I'm to lazy to move, I teleport the room and everything in it to my location.
So then someone looks out the window;
"What the flying fuck are we doing in a huge pile of snow!? This isn't Texas!"
So then someone looks out the window;
"What the flying fuck are we doing in a huge pile of snow!? This isn't Texas!"
Bursting through the door and then dropping the newly decapitated head of my most recent enemy on the floor as a warning for all of those who would dare oppose me
At work we have the double swinging plastic doors. I like to open them with arms spread out like I'm Aragorn entering the hall of Rohan (I think).
Otherwise I (would) like to enter unnoticed until I appear seemingly out of nowhere right beside someone scaring the shit out of them.
Otherwise I (would) like to enter unnoticed until I appear seemingly out of nowhere right beside someone scaring the shit out of them.
