Poll: Regarding coffee...

[manic_depressive13]

?! What is cream?! It's... well... cream... the higher-fat layer skimmed off the top of unhomogenised & untreated fresh milk... *shrug*

Wait...what? Is cream...milk? How can someone go through *insert your age here* years of their life without ever seeing cream?

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

My mind flashes to the guy I talked to who didn't know what shortening, asparagus, or kiwis were either. Do you mean to say that you really don't know what cream is?

I KNOW WHAT CREAM IS. It's just that the idea of putting actual cream in coffee is completely foreign to me. I can't imagine that tasting nice at all, so I just assumed I'd misunderstood.

What the hell is shortening?

 

[lacktheknack]

What the hell is shortening?

It's the vegetable oil equivalent of lard. It's used in every not-low-fat baking recipe ever.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmens.
Irish.

 

[manic_depressive13]

What the hell is shortening?

It's the vegetable oil equivalent of lard. It's used in every not-low-fat baking recipe ever.

Oh come on! How could you expect anyone to know that? It sounds gross.

 

[Necron_warrior]

TEA FLAVORED

Also, who is that? I swear I've seen her before...

 

[lacktheknack]

What the hell is shortening?

It's the vegetable oil equivalent of lard. It's used in every not-low-fat baking recipe ever.

Oh come on! How could you expect anyone to know that? It sounds gross.

I expect people to know that because it's basically margarine. It's the culinary equivalent of expecting people to know what a "monitor" is. And trust me, if you just didn't use all the foods that are gross in theory/by themselves, you wouldn't be able to cook ANYTHING.

 

[MammothBlade]

TEA FLAVORED

Also, who is that? I swear I've seen her before...

I don't know either. I just liked the pic.

 

[SextusMaximus]

All coffee is good coffee... at least as a general rule! Source is usually unimportant.

 

[Artina89]

I would have to go with instant... It's the only bloody type thats left by the time I get home. I don't think I have had a proper coffee at home in years. When I do, I like to have it with milk and sugar, but I will take tea over coffee any day. It's just the innate Yorkshireness in me

 

[Screamarie]

My fav coffee is the french vanilla I get at stripes. With creamer. Yes, I like it sweet. Mmmm hot and yummy!

If I can't get that then I get a bottle of starbucks mocha bottled coffee. That's good too.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I expect people to know that because it's basically margarine. It's the culinary equivalent of expecting people to know what a "monitor" is. And trust me, if you just didn't use all the foods that are gross in theory/by themselves, you wouldn't be able to cook ANYTHING.

What's a monitor? Just kidding. I know that.

Spoiler

 

[lacktheknack]

I expect people to know that because it's basically margarine. It's the culinary equivalent of expecting people to know what a "monitor" is. And trust me, if you just didn't use all the foods that are gross in theory/by themselves, you wouldn't be able to cook ANYTHING.

What's a monitor? Just kidding. I know that.

Spoiler

i am in pain

(We got a bit off topic, didn't we? )

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I don't drink coffee, never liked the taste and even the smell of it makes be feel ill. I'll stick to my tea I think.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Black coffee, from a local cafe. or when I can't get to a cafe I brew it myself with ground beans.... from a cafe. I'm a bit of a coffee enthusiast.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Non-existant.

Give me Tea or give me death.

 

[liquidsolid]

Got a Keurig machine, drink Kona coffee from Hawaii. I drink it black because drinking Kona coffee any other way is an insult.

 

[Haukur Isleifsson]

Not sure what option I should choose. At school and at work we have pre-made coffee. But at home I got a french-press.

 

[TotalerKrieger]

Tea is superior to coffee in every possible way. Coffee is foul shit you begrudgingly swill to get through the last couple of hours of work. A good tea (not that hippy pond water shit, REAL ENGLISH tea...imported from China/India) is the perfect mood enhancing bevarage which lasts many hours and is an absolute delight to drink.

If I want to injest enough caffiene to put myself into some sort dangerous tachycardia come exam time or similar event...I will snort caffiene tablets thank you very much....

 

[Pebblig]

I have intant at home, but my goal in life is to have a fecking nice coffee machine! It tastes so much better imo, my Grandparents have one and I often go over just for a nice latte or americano

 

[Atmos Duality]

Expresso, two-cups to a thermos. None of that instant crap either.
Black to taste, then I add honey and shaved almonds or nutmeg.