Poll: RPing in the bedroom?

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lewism247

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MasterOfWorlds said:
Do you like to RP with your special someone? What kind of things? How often? Do you like it? Do you go so far as to get costumes?

Tell us, fellow Escapists, what are your thoughts, feelings, and stories?
Me and my ex used to do it a lot. Nothing too outlandish, just the "normal" stuff (teacher/student etc.). It's pretty fun to do every once in a while.

How about you OP?

Trying not to answer your own question?

[sub]not serious btw[/sub]
 

Bara_no_Hime

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CannibalRobots said:
Japanese drip candles, are made to produce wax quickly and in large amounts, try those, available at your local adult novelty shop
Yes, but are they designed not to get on the holder's hands? The cheapo-walmart ones produce plenty of wax, but the issue is keeping the wax falling on my partner's back rather than, say, my hand that's holding the candle.
 

similar.squirrel

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Hooo no. No. No. I find RP creepy at the best of times, but involving sex just elevates it to a whole new level.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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Cazza said:
I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger.
Dastardly said:
I've tried it, but the dice just don't roll well on the mattress. Plus I totally rolled a crit once, so my wife had to climax (according to the rules), but she didn't. So cheating is clearly an issue.
That's why you use a rolling box or the nightstand.

Edit: Oh, and remember, a nat 20 isn't an automatic success on Skill checks. If your skill was too low, even with a nat 20, then that's something you need to work on when you level up. ^^

Also, shouldn't the paladin and the half-elf mage switch items? That holy avenger would be way more useful to the paladin.
 

Nietz

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Me and my fiancée have a healthy helping of RPing in our regular bedroom activities. Doesn't happen every time though, but sometimes during the weekends I get lucky. It's mostly "the usual stuff"(as usual as Sexy Rping goes). Stuff like doctor/patient, postman/naked package recipient, neighbours etc, etc. One time though, we actually "borrowed" two haz-mat suits from the chemistry lab at her school and had some fun. Sure hope they wash the suits from time to time, but I have yet to feel any adverse effects.
But as with most things, the best has yet to come. My fiancée actually promised me that I could submerge her into a bathtub of icy water on my birthday this year. Yay! :D
 

BrightBlackDaylight

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*grin* Absolutely. That and D/s are kind of ... my thing. I have a penchant for creating very complicated and utterly glorious worlds, usually outside of any formal framework (as in, not from D&D, or anything like that) and getting someone who really wants to play along with me is one of the true joys of my life. I can't really over-exaggerate how much I love it. I wouldn't want my sex life to consist only of that, no way, nor my relationship with someone (I've done that before. It ended badly.) But ... there's something magical about co-creation. I'm sure a lot of RPers will know exactly what I mean. As well as the escapism, it's amazing how well you can get to know someone by keeping that sort of thing up for a sustained period of time. It's like writing a story with someone else, except sometimes you're acting out the story and sometimes it gets ... well, racy :p

But for me, the story and the characters always come first - I'm a storyteller at heart. The sexual side of it is an added bonus, and yes sometimes it is OK to have characters acting a little OOC just to see what would happen if so-and-so and so-and-so hooked up, but that's as far as it goes. The whole, 'I'll be a nurse and you be my patient' or whatever, just for the purpose of this sexual RP, leaves me totally cold. However, from my experience the sort of person who actually has the enthusiasm I do about these things is a very rare gem.
 

Cowabungaa

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I'm still a virgin, but it suuuuure sounds alluring.

Picture this; a young maiden (the girlfriend) is getting ready for an important party. Suddenly her curtains blow inward. She thinks it's just a breeze, until a hand slooowly strokes her neck, and another hand grasps her side firmly. Then slooooowly, while kissing her neck, the assassin cuts the ropes of her bodice one. by. one...

*ahem*

And, well, yeah, you get the point. I've fleshed that one out a lot more thoroughly before, though sadly not in practice, but I'll spare you guys. Safe to say that it includes more than just costumes. But yeah, roleplay sounds hot as hell. Not too often of course, it has to stay special.
 

ShyBunny

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Went through an elf phase two years ago. It worked out great! I get to play with my Live RP makeup and the boyfriend gets to be a naked human with a battle axe prop...
 

thylasos

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I can barely tell a convincing one-sentence lie, let alone role play during half and hour of foreplay.
 

Jonluw

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No.
Mostly becaue I'm a virgin, but also because my bedroom sounds like a horrible place for larping (harr harr harr).
 

Brandon237

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I'm a virgin, but if some day in the future the idea came up... I'm pretty sure I would be a willing guinea-pig / actor :D
 

MurderousToaster

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Well, unless I'm having an orgy, a game of D&D is pretty hard to do with just two people, especially while having sex.

I can't help but feel I'm missing the point...
 

Wondermint13

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I've always wanted to be Default male Commander Shepard for a night.. Not sure why.. It just feels right y'know.

Otherwise, I have RP'd quite alot, during my LARP days and now. Trying to get my hands on a Harley Quinn outfit for my Girlfriend.. heck yeh!
I already have a batman mask and cape hidden somewhere.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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MurderousToaster said:
Well, unless I'm having an orgy, a game of D&D is pretty hard to do with just two people, especially while having sex.
I can't help but feel I'm missing the point...
You've never played D&D one-on-one? Either your character alone, or with some DM run NPCs?

My spouse and I play D&D like that, as well as with larger groups. That way we can run games just for one another, or test new game systems before trying them with a full group.

Plus, it allows us to play characters that might not work in a larger group. Like my priestess who had no combat abilities at all. I wanted to play a D&D game with no combat, and my spouse delivered. I spent the whole game sneaking, lying, and manipulating my way through a mass of fantasy politics, marriage alliances, assassination plots. It was lots of fun.

More recently, I've been running a D&D-in-Space game in the Mass Effect universe. Which is how my spouse as Commander Shepard came to be taking me as Tali to bed... several times.

Actually, the hardest part about RPing Tali in the bedroom is remembering to keep my fingers in the Vulcan greeting pose the whole time (since Tali only has two fingers and a thumb per hand). I screw that up more than I succeed, but my attempts amuse my partner, so I keep trying. ^^;;
 

theevilsanta

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Yeah it's fun when this thread pops up every once in a while to remind me I'm not alone.

To anyone that thinks they Might be into If they found a partner that wanted to you probably will get significantly into it once you try it once. My fiance and I, after about five years (of her being too embarrassed/unsure to admit it and me being mostly oblivious) had a moment and did some serious RPing after watching 9 1/2 Weeks (an amazing movie if you're into that kind of stuff (will pretty much ensure sexy times if watched with a willing significant other)).

I don't really get D&D srs bzns when rping in the bedroom, though. It's more of a suggested thing with dialogue, like it would actually be (if a human master was taking his poor, elven slave). RPing the nonsexual parts are unnecessary for me.

edit/ps - I'm rewatching Nine 1/2 Weeks right now and enjoying the film's structure immensely. It's setup like a horror movie, only instead of murder it's kink. The first half is setting up the characters and installing little moments of sexiness (the scene where Mickey Rourke puts a fresh sheet on the bed in the house boat is as tense as any exploration of a haunted house). Then the second half you get full blown sex insanity that f's with your mind.