Are you high? The Desert Eagle is a quality weapon. There is nothing particularly bad about it, and it can carry a .357 magnum, .41 magnum, .44 magnum, .440 Cor-Bon, and .50 AE, meaning versatility, but you must, of course, switch the barrels and whatnot to accommodate the new round.Kiefer13 said:Considering the Desert Eagle is apparantly one of the worst handguns ever made, I'm going to go with the S&W M500.
[small]Plus you know, Revolvers Are Just Better. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RevolversAreJustBetter][/small]
Wait till you unlock akimbo for it in MW2minxamo said:they are nothing in comparison to this awesomeness...
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THAT is my pistol.
Erm, I believe that's a rifle, good sir.minxamo said:THAT is my pistol.
Nah, they're just overcompensating. Real men don't need to rely on massive bullets, all they need is a compact, light and precise weapon. You don't need a .50 when you're good enough to put 1 bullet in the brain, and real men are good enough.AWAR said:Revolvers are more manly than semi autos.
Revolvers scream of manliness, noone can deny that.Cowabungaa said:Nah, they're just overcompensating. Real men don't need to rely on massive bullets, all they need is a compact, light and precise weapon. You don't need a .50 when you're good enough to put 1 bullet in the brain, and real men are good enough.AWAR said:Revolvers are more manly than semi autos.
Hence, neither, I prefer pistols. They just look so...sleek, efficient, precise. Especially the .45 USP:
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Nah, they scream "I have a small penis and I can't aim and thus need to rely on massive bullets instead of going for a quick headshot!" Plus, they're far from stealthy and incredibly unwieldy. However, in a Western setting...AWAR said:Revolvers scream of manliness, noone cant deny that.
"I have a small penis and I can't aim and thus need to rely on advanced faggy pistols instead of going for a quick headshot with a revolver"Cowabungaa said:Nah, they scream "I have a small penis and I can't aim and thus need to rely on massive bullets instead of going for a quick headshot!" Plus, they're far from stealthy and incredibly unwieldy. However, in a Western setting...AWAR said:Revolvers scream of manliness, noone can deny that.
Close, but no cigar. The small-penis metaphor works with most revolvers people often gloat about because they're huge. They serve as a shock-and-awe weapon, a bit like a baboon's fluff; very intimidating, but ultimately meeh. I mean, they're heavy, unwieldy (there goes your quick headshot), kick like a mule and hold only a couple of rounds. Why would anyone want such a massively unpractical weapon?AWAR said:"I have a small penis and I can't aim and thus need to rely on advanced faggy pistols instead of going for a quick headshot with a revolver"
Cowabungaa said:Close, but no cigar. The small-penis metaphor works with most revolvers people often gloat about because they're huge. They serve as a shock-and-awe weapon, a bit like a baboon's fluff; very intimidating, but ultimately meeh. I mean, they're heavy, unwieldy (there goes your quick headshot), kick like a mule and hold only a couple of rounds. Why would anyone want such a massively unpractical weapon?AWAR said:"I have a small penis and I can't aim and thus need to rely on advanced faggy pistols instead of going for a quick headshot with a revolver"
The Desert Eagle, of course, is a pistol with which the small-penis metaphor also works. It has all the disadvantages of those huge revolvers ánd the advantages of a pistol and pretty much none of the usual advantages of pistols.