Poll: Satisfying Kills

[Dragon Zero]

Its not a mulitplayer game but i liked this one
Once when I just started bioshock I got the telekinesis plasmid and thought I could pick people up the first time i tried that I accidentaly took the mask off of a thuggish splicer and instantaneously shot her in the face with it killing her

...or better yet killing them with:
Manure, killing them with poo never gets old.
Ammo, cutting out that whole "gun" doohicky.
Healthkits, the irony alone is just delicious.
The corpse of another enemy, you killed their friend and it'd be cruel to let them live.

Long story short I LOVE TELEKINESIS!

Also unlimited juggles in Castle Crashers, I love keeping the enemy in the air for five minutes straight and at the end let out an echoing "Ultraaa!!!" (guess the obvious reference)

EDIT: Oh or killing them with a downed security camera and saying "Big brother is always watching biatch!"
As you can guess, I'm one of those crazies that talks to the AI.

 

[buckythefly]

I was playing Gears of War 2, my entire team quit out of the match. and it was before the last patch, so it really was JUST me. I played grenade whore and planted and got two kills, 3 left, I beat/shotgunned one guy to death leaving just two. They both approached me, one of them shot me while I was charging the torque bow, the arrow hit the ground, skipped, and bounced into his leg, when it detonated it killed both of them and left me the victor of the round. They proceeded to stomp me the remaining rounds, but I was too happy to care.

 

[Steeveeo]

Sneaking up behind someone with a big gun (or somewhat quiet vehicle) and tell them to look behind them.

They turn around..."HOLY SHI-" *BABABAM* *death*

 

[Clashero]

Other. Killing a ton of people as the Medic in Tf2.

This usually results in them screaming "MEDICS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL PEOPLE!"

ZE HEALING LEAVES LITTLE TIME FOR ZE HEALING. I hate that kind of people.
"MEDICS CAN'T KILL" yells the Heavy.
Yeah, right. Come back when you've pulled all my syringes out of your body, loser.

 

[IsoNeko]

AC for Answer.

Destroying White Glint with nothing but Arm Blades, a kickass Generator, high powered boosters, and Dual Gatling Gun Shoulders.

My Energy Input was so high, that it took 50 boosts to run out of energy, fast boosting and flying at the same time and the energy was still recharging all the while, plus the dual energy sword arms. Lets just say White Glint, the hardest boss in the entire game. Didn't stand a chance.

 

[Chinchama]

I chose other, I love (in COD4) just going on a continuous wave. Use your main gun, switch to pistol, grab downed enemies gun, reload pistol, continue the domination. It's so satisfying to get an 18 kill streak this way.

 

[ElephantGuts]

When your opponent is just dominating your team (doesn't matter how) and you just drop them with a single bullet. I think it's great how abruptly they go from thinking they're hot shit to laying on the floor dead with no idea what hit them.

 

[wewontdie11]

Nothing better than sticking it up somebody who thinks they're the bees knees.

I was playing Call Of Duty 4 a while ago with a friend of mine, who I would consider to be the only person I know to be consistently better than me at that game, when we ran into some screaming obnoxious little twerp who was convinced that he was better than us and insisted on over-reacting every time he got a kill and pathetically trash talking all of the time to his own God damn team!

Because this moron was so deluded, when the match finally ended and my friend and I were 1st and 2nd respectively, and this kid was second from bottom (on a team of 8 on ground war), he proceeded to challenge my friend to a 1v1 to prove his 1337 5ki1z, and my friend readily accepted.

I joined to spectate and witnessed the most hilarious thrashing I have ever seen. They played first to 20 and this kid only managed one kill. My friend was pulling off jumping 360 quick scopes and just generally rubbing his face in it all game. He even managed to no scope him while flashed twice, and on Shipment no less. A quadruple amputee would have given my friend more of a challenge. This douche still maintained that we were lucky so we told him to stop wasting our time and muted him then left.

 

[zebrin]

I am going to have to go with,
Other: the perfect ambush.
You manage to play the other team like a well tuned lute, and goad them, or trick them into going into a place where the entire team gets absolutely murdered. It is rare that you get a team that works together well enough for that, but damned if it isn't one of the best feelings in gaming.

 

[Dragon Zero]

I remember playing WAW in team deathmatch, infiltrating an area swarming with enemies. I ended up knifing three foes before finally being put down, coming close to death quite a few times but still felling three, I felt so satisfied I can barely put it into words.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Sneaking up behind someone and stabbing them in the back.

 

[MasterWhatever]

Wow from the list its hard to choose, but I would have to say the prox mine in the body armor. But any on the list will always give you that warm fuzy feeling.

 

[PauL o_O]

Does it have to be Halo, which you pretty much listed?? (God forbid)

If not, the quick time events in The Force Unleashed pretty much made me cry.

 

[Khazoth]

Killing Dane Vogul and Maero in Saints Row 2... Cocky bastards

 

[Dragon Zero]

Wow from the list its hard to choose, but I would have to say the prox mine in the body armor. But any on the list will always give you that warm fuzy feeling.

There is really nothing better than making your friends dread picking up any ammo/pwerup/armor, is there?

 

[Dragon Zero]

Does it have to be Halo, which you pretty much listed?? (God forbid)

If not, the quick time events in The Force Unleashed pretty much made me cry.

Halo?
... Dear God No. I avoid online Halo like a monkey intending to light my penis on fire! Only Play Halo with friends in physical striking range.

 

[Voicuboyy]

shotguns kills are my favorite, especially headshots.. mmmm

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

I do try to hunt down any sniper that has blown my head off during a mutiplayer game, hunt them down and make them pay (evil laugh)

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

Any FPS or 3rdPS that allows single head shot kills on any difficulty level.

 

[PauL o_O]

Does it have to be Halo, which you pretty much listed?? (God forbid)

If not, the quick time events in The Force Unleashed pretty much made me cry.

Halo?
... Dear God No. I avoid online Halo like a monkey intending to light my penis on fire! Only Play Halo with friends in physical striking range.

Well, the things you listed are pretty much the things that made Halo famous