Poll: Self pleasure

[Firia]

"Normal?" I think we're all different, and girls are different than you boys in how often we feel it necessary to take matters into our own hands, as it were. Not to mention age plays a huge factor. Boys sexual peek is late teens - early 20's. Womens sexual peak is their late 30's. And even then I doubt we have the same degree if need for it as men seem to.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

hmm... two or three times a day. one before school, one after and one before i go to sleep.

 

[Denamic]

I don't do it that often.
Just 7-9 times a day.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Absoulutly not! I'm 17 and have never done such a thing. It is barbaric, disgusting and unhealthy. It is bad for both physical and mental health. It is shunned in society, and rightfully so.

No. Wrong.

Hmm. Depends if I've watched ponies; that tends to remove the urge. Perhaps because the bright colours have cheered me up sufficiently that I don't need the... stimulation.

Otherwise i can go four times a day if not more. Does get a bit sore though.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Self is pretty boring... I haven't in a while and things are fine.

I'm sometimes left with a bit of boredom that would have compromised "fun time" but I just play some vidya or something.

 

[Yoshimota]

I don't do it that often.
Just 7-9 times a day.

HAHA! Definitely needs a troll face in there somewhere!

OT: Yeah, about once a day seems right to me.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I'd say about 3 times a week is normal.

3 times a DAY, however, is completely insane. Christ, guys. Have a LITTLE dignity.

 

[ajemas]

Absoulutly not! I'm 17 and have never done such a thing. It is barbaric, disgusting and unhealthy. It is bad for both physical and mental health. It is shunned in society, and rightfully so.

To answer each of your points, it is far from barbaric. People have been doing it for ages, without any negative effects on anybody else. If you think it's disgusting, wait until you see what actual sex is like. Trust me, real sex makes masturbation look like a playing with a basket of kittens.
As for the health factor there are no studies showing any detriment, mental or physical, do doing it. In fact doing it regularly actually decreases the risk for prostate cancer. Finally, it isn't shunned in society. Sure you don't talk about it too often, just how you don't mention your bowel movements in conversation, but it's assumed that just about everybody has tried it at least once, and that many work it into their normal routine.

OT, I do it about once a day before bed. It helps to relax me because I have some trouble sleeping.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I'd say about 3 times a week is normal.

3 times a DAY, however, is completely insane. Christ, guys. Have a LITTLE dignity.

Dignity shmignity, I'm too single to care. Besides, it's not like I'm waving it about the place like a hyper bonobo chimp.

Spoiler: or Deadpool...

 

[The Funslinger]

It really depends what's going on for me. It tends to be more often if I've had a quiet week (like once a day) but if stuff's going on, like I have parties to go to, or I've been having an xbox binge, or I've... well, been having sex, then weeks can elapse without it even crossing my mind.

Absoulutly not! I'm 17 and have never done such a thing. It is barbaric, disgusting and unhealthy. It is bad for both physical and mental health. It is shunned in society, and rightfully so.

No. Wrong.

Hmm. Depends if I've watched ponies; that tends to remove the urge. Perhaps because the bright colours have cheered me up sufficiently that I don't need the... stimulation.

Otherwise i can go four times a day if not more. Does get a bit sore though.

Two things:

1: That's one hell of an advertisement. "Ponies. Now better than orgasms."

2: four times a day? Every day? I don't know if I should be worried, or impressed.

 

[scorptatious]

Well since everyone else here is confessing to this sort of thing, I guess I might as well too.

Usually once before I go to sleep. I find that I'm a much more sound sleeper this way.

Absoulutly not! I'm 17 and have never done such a thing. It is barbaric, disgusting and unhealthy. It is bad for both physical and mental health. It is shunned in society, and rightfully so.

Oh don't be such a prude. We're all human, (I think) and this kind of thing is perfectly natural.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

2 times a fortnight. yay

 

[Loop Stricken]

2: four times a day? Every day? I don't know if I should be worried, or impressed.

Not every day admittedly. Just when I'm feeling particularly unloved.

 

[Qizx]

And I used to think I chocked the chicken often. I normally try to walk the snake about once or twice a week. Depends on whether I've had any lady company lately, that can either increase or decrease my drive.

 

[The Funslinger]

2: four times a day? Every day? I don't know if I should be worried, or impressed.

Not every day admittedly. Just when I'm feeling particularly unloved.

So... every day, then! ohhhhh, BURN! (JK, friend, JK!}

regardless, that's impressive. The only time I'd do something like that is if it was with someone. I'm a giver, after all. (Giggety)

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Male here. Used to do it 9 times a week, now it's once a week.

Age: 16

Reason for doing it less than some ADULTS: Work.

 

[Trucken]

And for some odd reason 3+ a day when i'm sick, kinda strange i guess.

Huh, same here. Well, not 3+, but usually 2-3 a day. I'm guessing it's because I can never play videogames when I'm sick, so my mind doesn't get distracted.

OT: Five times a week sounds about right. It can differ from week to week.

 

[Ossian]

Used to daily, I'm now going on a month and a half hands off. Amazing how much more drive there is to be social and actually talk to women, I figured out self service is just self destructive to actually wanting a relationship and having confidence. There is science to back this up as well.

 

[CannibalCorpses]

Top tip...if you sit on your hand before wanking it feels like someone else is doing it!
Top tip...if you sit on your cock before wanking it feels like your doing it to someone else!

To the original topic though...some days it might be as many as 10 times and sometimes it'll be a week between sessions, it's totally random depending on what i'm doing, how tired i am and more importantly how drugged i am

 

[Ushiromiya Battler]

I do it once a month....
I'm pretty alone on that part am I not?
Normal is probably once a day or something...