Poll: Sex- Are you a top or a bottom?

[RanD00M]

You never had non kinky sleep overs?

Never.

Kinky or bust.

Well then I feel sorry for you. The non-kinky ones are usually a lot of fun. With all the video games, and manly movies, and doing each others hai- I mean FOOTBAWL!! YEAH!!

Ever had sex.

You could have just stopped where I cut your post. If you catch my drift.

 

[Scde2]

Haha, how dirty minded is the Escapist? Good thing I always read the OP!

Top bunk is mine. I will fight for it.

Challenge accepted X3

I'm versatile, sometimes I like the top, sometimes the bottom.

Yes I read the OP.

It's always nice to have a versatile bunk-bedder. Less arguments and kicking of the teeth.

Top.

Because top bunk's mine.

ALWAYS. I swear I will kick you in the fucking teeth if I catch you sleeping on the top bunk.

We could share it. =D

We could. But wouldn't it be awfully cramped?

...On second thoughts I have no qualms with this.

Good, because I prefer my teeth being the "Not kicked in" variety.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Spoiler

I personally like being on top or bottom. Doesn't really matter to me.

P.S. keep it clean guys.

Now I'm curious... did YOU read OP, or...

Did we just find out something intriguing about the Escapist favorite mod?

I did, and didn't. xD

Quick edit was not quick enough. This title is misleading though. ;p

YOU GOT ME OP!

Mwahahahahaha!

And I continue my campaign of (general) discovery.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Haha, how dirty minded is the Escapist? Good thing I always read the OP!

Top bunk is mine. I will fight for it.

Challenge accepted X3

*Pulls out Squirtle Pillow*

ENGARDE!!

 

[Neonbob]

I like the bottom bunk. It's easier to get into, is cooler, and I can make fucking AWESOME sheet forts out of it
The only downside, hitting my head on the top, is easy enough to work around. I just put some foam stuff over the board that would smack into my noggin.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Ever had sex.

You could have just stopped where I cut your post. If you catch my drift.

Bummer, guy.

Just... bummer.

Sounds like you DO need some kink.

 

[Futureman]

bottom, ide why just feels right

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I will tell you when I ever have some

 

[abysk]

This was a wicked and clever thread. Nice job.

 

[RanD00M]

Ever had sex.

You could have just stopped where I cut your post. If you catch my drift.

Bummer, guy.

Just... bummer.

Sounds like you DO need some kink.

No thank you, I'm good for now. School, games, pool and gym are in my way for stuff like sex.

 

[Kortney]

I like the bottom bunk because I lift my legs up and poke the person on top with my feet or lift up their mattress so they think they are going to fall. It's really fun to me. I guess I'm a bed bunk troll of sorts.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Haha, how dirty minded is the Escapist? Good thing I always read the OP!

Top bunk is mine. I will fight for it.

Challenge accepted X3

*Pulls out Squirtle Pillow*

ENGARDE!!

By the time this thread has sunk to the bottom of The Escapist, the bodies of the dead and broken will lie beneath the bunk bed, while one Escapist shall sit supreme, looking over the remains of the Great Top Bunk War of 2011. The question is, who will sit atop that gloried throne?

TO BATTLE!

Tulta Munille!!

*pulls out nerfgun*

 

[Rabid Toilet]

I'll bet the OP worded his title like that specifically, and this is really a social study to see how many people actually read the first post before posting.

If not, you can sure as hell use it that way.

On topic: I prefer the top in bunk beds, bottom in sex.

 

[BabySinclair]

Bottom bunk is more convenient.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will tell you when I ever have some

Some bunk beds?

 

[DefunctTheory]

And I continue my campaign of (general) discovery.

Well, my answer still applies. Both to beds and sex on beds. xD

Oh, this begs so many questions.

Questions of a caliber that could potentially require this whole FORUM to be locked.

... Sorry, watching Nathan Fillion makes me weird.

No thank you, I'm good for now. School, games, pool and gym are in my way for stuff like sex.

You could always just save time and have sex in the pool.

 

[Scde2]

I like the bottom bunk. It's easier to get into, is cooler, and I can make fucking AWESOME sheet forts out of it
The only downside, hitting my head on the top, is easy enough to work around. I just put some foam stuff over the board that would smack into my noggin.

Oh gawd! I know all about that feeling, I still had a bunk bed when my height shot past 6 feet. DX

Haha, how dirty minded is the Escapist? Good thing I always read the OP!

Top bunk is mine. I will fight for it.

Challenge accepted X3

*Pulls out Squirtle Pillow*

ENGARDE!!

I choose you, pikachu!
*Throws a pikachu pillow at your squirtle pillow*
...Do I win?

By the time this thread has sunk to the bottom of The Escapist, the bodies of the dead and broken will lie beneath the bunk bed, while one Escapist shall sit supreme, looking over the remains of the Great Top Bunk War of 2011. The question is, who will sit atop that gloried throne?

TO BATTLE!

Join me, and together we shall rule the top bunk!