Poll: She's really into me... she just doesn't know who I am

[Jamash]

The first option, but keep us all updated here or on a blog, like with blow by blow accounts of all your conversations and meetings (obviously you can leave out the intimate details)... this shit truly is too funny.

Also to add substance to your lie, make a new Facebook or Myspace page calling yourself Nick but with your photo, and add her as a friend on that.

Also get one of those shirts or overalls that gas station attendants were with Nick emblazoned on the chest.

If you ever find out that the real Nick is at your school or in your area, you'll have to make him disappear.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Keep lying.
For the lulz.

Obviously, you can't go too far with this, but you can at least have some fun.
...Not that kind of "fun."

But playing games with people's hearts and minds is great - enjoy!

That's dark... But not unexpected from you.

 

[Irridium]

Well, I would come clean, no good will come of itif you continue to lie.

But I would come clean in person, that way you can still have a shot with her, and she won't be able to just hang up and ignore you.

But there always is the lure of completely fucking with someone, which usually leads to some pretty funny shit.

 

[deadlyric]

See you have a choice here; whether or not you want to pursue this as a long term relationship or if you want to bang her silly.

That will be your decision in whether or not to be Nick. Or just tell her your name is Nick too and you thought she was a friend and that you happen to have a ex named Natalie too; maybe it was fate.

 

[zen5887]

Go for it man, it'll be an awesome story for your grandkids.

Lying to someone for the sake of an "awesome story" seems kind of immoral to me, but maybe I'm just old-fashioned like that.

Edit: Then again, if she's really that hot...

There has been worse crimes in the world.

And its not like he is the first person to do it..

 

[Echo3Delta]

Tell her that you were involved in a car accident after high school. No visible damage, but you took a pretty good knock to the head. Some side effects were drastic memory loss as well as an odd tendency to answer to the name [your name]. You were caught off guard and didn't have time to explain when you last saw each other, and you're very sorry for not coming clean earlier.

She'll be so overwhelmed by shock and sympathy that you won't have anything else to worry about. Win imo.

 

[DazZ.]

Depends what you want.

Long term with her, come clean now. High chance she will either think your weird for going along, or be really embarrassed about it and not talk for awhile. (possible to pull it back from that though, talking to her without taking the piss and you have a foot in the door as it were to talk to her)

Or short term be Nick till your found out/bored of being Nick.

If your really bored find out who Nick really is, this could open afew more lulzworthy options, but I doubt anything moral

 

[LockHeart]

Call her and come clean, or this is guaranteed to end badly.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

So it's mistaken identity?

Yeah...I'm sure once you call her and,at one point,reveal your not nick accidentally,she'll still like you man.

Of course I'm lying through my teeth,so you know...

 

[Phyroxis]

It is time to hit it and quit it. ??

 

[quiet_samurai]

I don't know man, I'm all about the honesty......but if this is true, I think it's probably one of the most hilarious and great story worthy things I have ever heard.

Fuck it dude.... go for it. But remember though, every time you tell a lie to her, there could come a time when you will have to make them true. And if you decide to go for it you better make updates.

Also to add substance to your lie, make a new Facebook or Myspace page calling yourself Nick but with your photo, and add her as a friend on that.

Also get one of those shirts or overalls that gas station attendants were with Nick emblazoned on the chest.

And this is brilliant.... creepy, but brilliant.

 

[ae86gamer]

Call her, but don't tell her the truth. But do keep us all posted on how this works out. I think we're all interested.

 

[scnj]

Call her pretending to be a serial killer. It's not like it would make the situation much worse.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It is time to hit it and quit it. ??

No, no. He needs to sweep her off her feet, travel the world, get married, have three beautiful children who will grow up and start families of their own, and then tell her the truth when his grandkids are in their early twenties.

Guaranteed to work, or your money back.

 

[ChaosReaver]

I'm just gonna point out the obvious, you are asking GAMERS for relationship advice. The majority of gamers (not all, mind you) won't be entering a relationship any time soon. I wish you luck because I know what this is like. So I'll offer some personal exp. Don't go in too strong, you'll look like a creep. On that same note however, don't go in too weak or you'll look not interested. Just start with small talk, and work your way up from there. and if she's not interested, she's not interested. don't force it. Relationships are tricky things.

 

[Balaxe]

Do NOT call, if meet her again say you've NEVER before. If you do go along with it then right a book because this shit is funny! Also, it would be funny if she was a member at the escapist and was reading this right now.

 

[The Shade]

Call her, but don't tell her the truth. But do keep us all posted on how this works out. I think we're all interested.

In the same way that we'd be interested in a flaming car wreck, yes. More of a 'morbid fascination' than 'interest,' I'd say.

 

[Cakes]

Go for it man, it'll be an awesome story for your grandkids.

Lying to someone for the sake of an "awesome story" seems kind of immoral to me, but maybe I'm just old-fashioned like that.

Edit: Then again, if she's really that hot...

There has been worse crimes in the world.

And its not like he is the first person to do it..

"There have been worse crimes" doesn't make it right. Maybe we should consider that this hot lady has feelings, and toying with her emotions is not the nicest thing.

 

[ae86gamer]

Call her, but don't tell her the truth. But do keep us all posted on how this works out. I think we're all interested.

In the same way that we'd be interested in a flaming car wreck, yes. More of a 'morbid fascination' than 'interest,' I'd say.

I agree.

[sup]That doesn't make me a monster does it?[/sup]

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

Go for it man, it'll be an awesome story for your grandkids.

Lying to someone for the sake of an "awesome story" seems kind of immoral to me, but maybe I'm just old-fashioned like that.

Edit: Then again, if she's really that hot...

There has been worse crimes in the world.

And its not like he is the first person to do it..

"There have been worse crimes" doesn't make it right. Maybe we should consider that this hot lady has feelings, and toying with her emotions is not the nicest thing.

grow some nads feelings are for people who aren't comfortable with who they are