mad benji89 said:
like shooting fish in a barrel lol
but evil undead fish
You know, as bad as your syntax might be (it's not so much the words that you use, it's HOW you use them. "Acquired" in your first post, for example. Although it's an English word, and I can see how it might be used (Acquired means "to find" or "to gather", both of which would work in your sentence, but "acquired to me" doesn't work

.) "I realised..." would be the correct phrase).
Anyway, the purpose of my post wasn't to insult you over your English, but congratulate you on an awesome sense of humour ^_^. Have a cookie *hands cookie*
Just as a side note- are you learning English in a class with a teacher, or is someone unofficial teaching you? It's just this word that made me think you might be being mis-taught
mad benji89 said:
Owet tends to be a dialect word from "Nowt", which is used in some parts of Northern England to mean Nothing. This would lead me to think someone's been teaching you Northern slang, which will have an effect on how well others understand you.