Poll: So a man walks into a bar...

[somonels]

Yes, Give, Weapon, Where, Target, kthxbye pmforre

A much more pertinent question would be to ask people if they'd let the stranger spunk in their bum-hole for 5 million. That way people will be able to recognise whether or not they are whores.

5mil upfront and I'll do it in a public place yelling 'lol, 5mil ez money'

 

[Rawne1980]

Make it pounds and we have a deal.

And then i'll give you 5 million reasons why I wouldn't feel bad about it.

If it's 5 million reasons does that mean you'd kill a man for one pound?

That depends.

If he's a decent man then no .... I would have to charge a fiver.

If he's done something really evil though like stole my parking space or looked at my beer with thoughts of drinking it then i'd do it for free.

 

[thylasos]

No. I don't have a price where my ethics disappear.

I'd refuse the job, steal the money, hand it in to the police, and provide a description of the bloke.

 

[Reginald]

I've that episode of the Twilight Zone (the one with the button), so no.

 

[Something Amyss]

It's a hypothetical scenario, stop over thinking it.

Yes, hypothetical situations are immune from having holes because....PONIES.

 

[Syzygy23]

No chance of being caught?

If it was truly 0% then yes, I'd do it.

EDIT Well I say I would but as well all know, killing someone is no small thing. I'm not sure if I would actually do it but the 0% being caught thing is an incentive.


EDIT2 Bullshit, it isn't 0%. The fucking guy knows, he would have your balls for all time as he would know. No, fuck that. I'll say no and not end up dead or in jail.

And the fact that you could be taking the life of an innocent person never factored into that?

Huh.

 

[Scarim Coral]

No since I am not a profession killer. If I were to attent it, I will highly fail it and get caught by the police. So the only thing I will get out of it is a hell of a time in prison, so no thank you.

 

[Rumpsteak]

In this hypothetical situation I am a multi-billionaire so instead I would just laugh at him.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

It reminds me of a (probably apocryphal) story about Churchill. He was at a party and asked a lady "would you sleep with me for $1 million", to which she said yes. He then said something along the lines of "Good, here's £5, meet me in the hotel room".
She then gets indignant and protests "What kind of women do you think I am?!", to which he replies "That has already been established my lady, now we are merely haggling over price".

That poorly remembered story is my roundabout way of saying that you could shove your money where the son don't shine. I am not that sort of person.

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Definatly it would be like taking candy from a baby.

 

[Smeatza]

I'd probably wrestle with the answer for a while before taking him up on the offer.
$5 000 000 is a lot of money, you may have had to take one life to get it, but once you have the money you could save hundreds.

 

[MorganL4]

Umm No..... I have this thing called a conscience which would eat at me until I walked into a police station and surrendered my self, and then it would still eat at me in my prison cell.

 

[Gothproxy]

Nope. Not even if there was a chance of not being caught. Why not? Because Karma is a major beeaaahhhch.

Nuff said.

 

[M920CAIN]

I could if the man with the briefcase would be the one that I have to kill.

 

[Veldel]

Give me the money and your target is as good as dead.

Id kill for that money so I could never work again

 

[Zio_IV]

Yeah, I would.

I've stopped caring about my fellow man long ago. Everyone's life is different, and plays out in drastically different ways, but mine apparently decided to show me time and again just how painful and foolish it is to trust in others. If this hypothetical situation ever came up in reality, I would take it and complete the task and never lose a wink of sleep. My goal of furthering myself far outweighs any arbitrary moral conundrum.