Poll: Star Signs

[Andalusa]

Don't worry. If anyone asks, I'll tell them you're celebrating cancer because you hate people.
And that you kick babies.

Oh wait I guess that is sort of cause for worry.

You're mean.

I am the nicest person ever!

Only when you choose to be.

 

[Fightgarr]

Constellation are something I've never really gotten. It seems like people are extrapolating what a group of stars looks like to a ridiculous degree. I always see a constellation and the picture around it is like... a tiger... eating some fish. All I see is 4 fucking stars that you drew a picture around.
I'm playing through Okami right now, what the fuck is with that constellation that is a cat attached to a painting with a fish on top?

 

[fenrizz]

Pisces

 

[Fairee]

Well, duh. He's Max.

That's cold.
Really cold. Like, penguin nipple cold.

Yep, that's me. Cold. But you forgot heartless.

And heartless as a sparkly vampire (my simile ray needs recharging)

Why are sparkly vampires more heartless than ordinary ones?

 

[atv_chic_18]

Pisces

 

[InProgress]

Only when you choose to be.

I'm trying to come up with something witty, but I'm just surprised anyone agreed with that statement.

Well, duh. He's Max.

That's cold.
Really cold. Like, penguin nipple cold.

Yep, that's me. Cold. But you forgot heartless.

And heartless as a sparkly vampire (my simile ray needs recharging)

A bit off-topic, but why are all females on this wobsite consider themselves cold and heartless? Seriously now! You are all the nicest perso... Hey! Who threw that brick at me!?

We're totally not off-topic already.

But we're getting close to the borders.

 

[WittyName]

Leo

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Gemini

doesn't mean anything, though.

 

[theCMNDER]

Taurus.

 

[InProgress]

Why are sparkly vampires more heartless than ordinary ones?

They aren't, they just suck more.

But we're getting close to the borders.

No, I was being sarcastic - we are absurdly off topic, and have been for a while now. Join us!

I hate not being able to hear slight differences in tone. Damn you text! Thanks for the invite, Max. Don't mind if I do.

 

[Andalusa]

I'm trying to come up with something witty, but I'm just surprised anyone agreed with that statement.

Oh no! I broke Max!

Spoiler: A remedy that never fails

 

[Ignignoct]

J/k bros, walk with Christ.

But I'm tired. Can't he jack us a car or something?

Christ doesn't jack anything.

That's a sin.

And don't think he isn't watching you right-- NOW! (0_0)

 

[Fairee]

Why are sparkly vampires more heartless than ordinary ones?

They aren't, they just suck more.

Woohoo, I suck! Wait a minute . . . . ARE YOU INSULTING ME MAXI?

 

[Fairee]

Why are sparkly vampires more heartless than ordinary ones?

They aren't, they just suck more.

Woohoo, I suck! Wait a minute . . . . ARE YOU INSULTING ME MAXI?

'Course not!
Also, don't exclaim that too loudly.
Just sayin'...

I WILL EXCLAIM WHATEVER I WANT AS LOUDLY AS I WANT TO.

SO GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BOTTOM, MAXI. I'M NOT A CRADLE SNATCHER.

 

[Andalusa]

Oh no! I broke Max!

Spoiler: A remedy that never fails

D'aaawwwwwwwwww. They're so cute! I want ten.

You can't have ten. Even I don't have ten.
Just copy and paste the picture five times and you're sorted.

 

[Clashero]

My chinese zodiac sign fits me a lot more than this zodiac.

Same here. Ludovica Squirru's horoscope for the metal goat for this year is spot-on perfect.

This reminds of a post on Yahtzee's blog, fullyramblomatic, where you took the day you were born, substract nine months and see what was happening at the time. Supposedly it would give you an idea of what got your parents off. It was rather amusing. Apparently, the death of Ragnar Granit, Finnish neuroscientist was a remarkably happy moment for my parents.