Poll: Statements to end all statements

[PirateKing]

What was that one from the Boondocks? Something about Reagan being the devil. Help me out here.

Oh yeah. Ronald Wilson Reagan. All of his names have six letters. That was from the Boondocks.

 

[PirateKing]

I like to ask girls, "How do you like your eggs in the morning--scrambled or fertilized?"

Try that at a feminist rally... I dare you.
"You smell like lavender." said in a really creepy way can freak people out, especially people waiting in front of you in a line. It's fantastic to watch them decide whether to leave the line or brave it out, occasionally glancing back to keep tabs on me.

Occasionally I'll say, "Do you like luxury?"
If they say "What?" then I'll say: "Sorry. Let me rephrase the question...Do you like luxury?"
I got it from an SNL skit.

 

[SoulCaliburFan]

"I have aids" is a show stopper.....

 

[Handofpwn]

"Do you wanna be my neighbor?"
It creeps people out without fail.