Poll: Super-scientific sex poll! (Vote only if 18 or older)

[suitepee7]

err, hundreds, but not yet thousands. been in 3 long term relationships including the one i'm still in, and i started when i was 15 (now 20). this poll is kinda retarded seeing as within a week of when we started having sex in no.3, we'd gone past 10 =\

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Oh piss I misread. - 1 For the less than five female, that was my fuckup (this is what happens when I play Xbox and use laptop at the same time).
Times not partners.
I've been with my boyfriend for three years. What do you think.

I just did exactly the same thing as you. I was even playing XBOX. I read it as partners, not how many times I've actually had sex.

OP you should (if you can) move one vote from "Less than 5, male" to the "More than 10, male" category.

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

THE NUMBER OF VIRGINS IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!...i mean i am...but i am still in the prime of my youth...STOP LOOKING AT ME

 

[Jaythulhu]

Good lords mate, did you give any consideration to people who've been in long term relationships or have been sexually active for longer than a few months with your numbers there?

Hell, I'm about to hit 34 and I've been sexually active since I was 10. I'm no russel brand, but I've had significantly more than my fair share of sexual encounters over the last 24 years.

Seriously though...

 

[DRes82]

I was warned not to be mean by a moderator in the last thread. So I'll try...really hard.

That poll is nonsense. I passed the high mark with my first girlfriend in a few days. I've been with my wife for 12 years, and we're far, far passed 10 times. So, I've only had 2 partners but have had sex many more times than 10.

Also, being a gamer doesn't lessen your chances these days. Stop whining and talk to a damned girl. They're people just like you, with the same hang ups and neuroses that you have.

I swear, we're going to end up like Japan with all of you guys marrying your DS's.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I passed the ten mark with my last girlfriend in under a week, and I'd assume that for someone at the very beginning of a sexual relationship that is fairly normal. The experience I have had suggests that most people spend as much time as possible in the early stages in bed.

So 10 times is an absurdly low number to put as the upper limit.

As for no. of partners/overall times in my life... I've made no secret about my younger promiscuity, so the number of partners is over ten, and the number of times total slept with people is likely very high. I don't actually keep track of every time I've had sex, because I don't really see the point in it. If you're just sleeping around the number will either depress or reinforce you (depending on whether you think promiscuous sex and one night stands are a good thing or not) and when you're in a long term committed relationship there shouldn't be any need to keep track of these things unless you are having problems, in which case yes, a lack of sex could indicate lack of interest.

 

[MetalMagpie]

I've been with my current boyfriend for 4 years. Just in that relationship, it's going to be a lot more than ten!

 

[maxben]

I lived with my girlfriend for 2 years in an apartment so quite a bit.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

0, absolute 0. I don't fuck for fun. I find it disgusting and too high risk for such little reward. Yes, I'm probably the only guy in the world who thinks like that.

Look, all of you can have all the stranger sex you want, but you wont ever get it from me. Thats all I'm saying. Not trying to step on anyones toes.

EDIT: I misread it I thought they were talking about having sex with people who are NOT your partners. Not the amount of times you've had sex.

I would never ever had sex with a complete stranger, however if I'm in a relationship and I am sure I can spend the rest of my life with her of course I would have sex with her.

Being a married man, I've lost count on how many times I've had sex.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Considering the amount of people who don't keep track of how many times (unless you're a virgin in that case it's easy to count) also considering how many people misread the poll, the results wont be worth much, but it will be interesting to see how this goes anyway.

 

[MetalMagpie]

0, absolute 0. I don't fuck for fun. I find it disgusting and too high risk for such little reward. Yes, I'm probably the only guy in the world who thinks like that.

Look, all of you can have all the stranger sex you want, but you wont ever get it from me. Thats all I'm saying. Not trying to step on anyones toes.

Wow. Where did that come from? From glancing down the replies so far, pretty much everyone has either replied with "I'm a virgin" or "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend"!

 

[DRes82]

0, absolute 0. I don't fuck for fun. I find it disgusting and too high risk for such little reward. Yes, I'm probably the only guy in the world who thinks like that.

Look, all of you can have all the stranger sex you want, but you wont ever get it from me. Thats all I'm saying. Not trying to step on anyones toes.

Wow. Where did that come from? From glancing down the replies so far, pretty much everyone has either replied with "I'm a virgin" or "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend"!

Must...not...be...mean...

He sounds a little bitter if you ask me. Seriously though, its not that hard to find an agreeable girlfriend or boyfriend...or whatever it is that you're into.

I will help someone with this before it passes from the collective forum interest, or die trying.

 

[BringBackBuck]

I would guess I've had sex maybe 1,500 times.

Your poll has a very odd range spread. It seems odd to me that anyone would have a number between 1-10, unless they had only just become sexually active. Like in the last 2 days. I mean zero makes sense for the virgins out there, but surely once the genie's out the bottle that number gets very big very quickly? I mean in a new relationship, you really should be getting past 10 in the first weekend.

Not sure what this thread is trying to prove...

 

[BringBackBuck]

Also:

I don't fuck for fun

What better reason is there to fuck?

 

[MetalMagpie]

0, absolute 0. I don't fuck for fun. I find it disgusting and too high risk for such little reward. Yes, I'm probably the only guy in the world who thinks like that.

Look, all of you can have all the stranger sex you want, but you wont ever get it from me. Thats all I'm saying. Not trying to step on anyones toes.

Wow. Where did that come from? From glancing down the replies so far, pretty much everyone has either replied with "I'm a virgin" or "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend"!

Must...not...be...mean...

He sounds a little bitter if you ask me. Seriously though, its not that hard to find an agreeable girlfriend or boyfriend...or whatever it is that you're into.

I will help someone with this before it passes from the collective forum interest, or die trying.

Possibly misread the poll and think it's partners not instances? *shrugs*

Anyhoo. As tempting as it is, I suspect it's a bad idea to try too hard to "help" people find partners. From my experience, a lot of people who complain loudly about not being able to find a partner aren't actually looking for one. They just feel like they need to express an interest in order not to be seen as gay/frigid/some-other-teenage-paranoia.

I have a university friend who complains almost constantly about not having a boyfriend, but any attempt to provide assistance in this just results in "Oh, I don't know. I'll probably wait until I move to London." So I've given up. She'll find a guy when she wants one.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

0, absolute 0. I don't fuck for fun. I find it disgusting and too high risk for such little reward. Yes, I'm probably the only guy in the world who thinks like that.

Look, all of you can have all the stranger sex you want, but you wont ever get it from me. Thats all I'm saying. Not trying to step on anyones toes.

Wow. Where did that come from? From glancing down the replies so far, pretty much everyone has either replied with "I'm a virgin" or "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend"!

Must...not...be...mean...

He sounds a little bitter if you ask me. Seriously though, its not that hard to find an agreeable girlfriend or boyfriend...or whatever it is that you're into.

I will help someone with this before it passes from the collective forum interest, or die trying.

"How many times (not partners) have you had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite gender?"

I'm sorry I was confused by the bold. I thought how many times have you had sex with people who are NOT considered partners as in an actual relationship. My bad.

In that case its more time than I can count that I've had sex. After marriage it just becomes part of life.

 

[MetalMagpie]

Also:

I don't fuck for fun

What better reason is there to fuck?

*ponders*

I can think of two.

1. Making babies.
Little squirmy babies who will grow into moody teenagers, who will in turn grow up to be either Leader of the Free World or a used car salesman.

2. Building trust in a relationship.
Although there's a bit of a chicken-or-the-egg argument there about whether having sex builds trust or requires trust. Possibly depends what sort of person you are. (And what sort of sex you have.) This needs more thinking. And science.

But yeah, if you're not in a relationship and you're not after children, that just leaves fun!

 

[PrinceFortinbras]

Well, by the looks of things, finding a girl who won't be turned off by my complete lack of experience is...impossible.

That's just not true. I know at least two girls who have said that they find male virginity arousing. And why shouldn't they? Men admit to this ALL the time.

 

[Able Seacat]

Oh piss I misread. - 1 For the less than five female, that was my fuckup (this is what happens when I play Xbox and use laptop at the same time).
Times not partners.
I've been with my boyfriend for three years. What do you think.

Crap bags, I made the same mistake and I also blame using laptop and xbox at the same time.

Sorry OP, I made a dumb.