Poll: Super-scientific sex poll! (Vote only if 18 or older)

[shrekfan246]

Also:

I don't fuck for fun

What better reason is there to fuck?

Procreation, obviously. I know the only time I do that is when I want to continue my legacy.
[sub]Yes, that was thinly veiled sarcasm, and I only feel the need to point it out because it's hard to read sarcasm over the internet and there's probably a few people on this website who would say that and mean it.[/sub]

OT: Somewhere between 0-400. Throw a dart, pick the number it lands on, it'll be somewhere in the rough, general ballpark. Or at least that's what I'll say, since I've never kept count.

 

[MetalDooley]

Hell, I'm about to hit 34 and I've been sexually active since I was 10.

???

At 10 I was still playing with my Transformers and G.I Joe collection.Without wanting to pry to much were you having full intercourse at that age?

OT:Well I'm 34.I've been in quite a few sexually active relationships since the age of 16(not to mention the occasional one nighter)so I couldn't even begin to guess at the number but suffice to say it's a hell of a lot more than 10

 

[Kargathia]

I mean in a new relationship, you really should be getting past 10 in the first weekend.

Barring some very disappointing discoveries in bed.

Personally... I definitely passed the 0-10 in the first two days. It was a nice weekend.

I also really wouldn't be able to pin a number with more certainty than "give or take a few hundred" - especially if you're going about counting every single orgasm as "had sex".

 

[Fappy]

Oh piss I misread. - 1 For the less than five female, that was my fuckup (this is what happens when I play Xbox and use laptop at the same time).
Times not partners.
I've been with my boyfriend for three years. What do you think.

Yeah that's kind of the problem with this poll. There is going to be a huge split between 0 and 10+. Anyone who's been in an adult relationship for 6+ months has probably banged AT LEAST 10 times.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

People keep track of how many times? Uhm. Wow. Lots then- Ladies
No but seriously, the poll is a bit weird. Who's just having sex a couple of times? People who've only just got into their first relationship? People who've had a couple of one night stands? Wouldn't more sensible options be something like:

What best describes your sex life;-
I've had sex-
Never
Occasionally -random partners
Occasionally -in a longer relationship
Often -random partners
Often -in a longer relationship

EDIT: I misread it I thought they were talking about having sex with people who are NOT your partners. Not the amount of times you've had sex.

Haha -.- I thought we had some kind of sexophobe in our midst.

 

[JB1528]

Uhhh hundreds of times I guess, 99% of those times would be with my ex of 1.5 years but about a dozen of those times were just with other girls. And I'm 20 if my age matters in this little poll.


Edit: Wow a lot of people put sex on a ridiculously high pedestal. It's one thing to be careful and safe but its a whole different story to actively avoid it.

 

[SkullKing84]

My wife and I have been together for 10 years, and in the last 4 years we have been open. So ALOT alot a lot ....etc.
So in the Prime of our younger days, a couple times a day, weeks straight. Felt like superman.



Captcha: Up and away
Oh, Captcha you make me laugh so hard some days.

 

[DANEgerous]

Easily over 10 and no serious relationships still not a whore though i have only been with 4 women. To be honest I think it is due to their previous boyfriends being hideous in bed. I mean damn if you can not last more than two minutes do not be surprised if you get cheated on.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Zip, none, notta, zero. Don't expect to any time soon either.

EDIT: Seen the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin? Yeah that's going to be me in another 10 years, except minus the 2 douchebag friends and the happy ending.

 

[AngloDoom]

Wait, what?

Surely if you've been in a relationship where you start to have sex, in about a month you've had sex more than ten times? At least, teens/young adults would? Doesn't that mean the poll is just going to end up being a majority split between 0 and 10+ between both sexes?

 

[Jaythulhu]

*snip*

At 10 I was still playing with my Transformers and G.I Joe collection.Without wanting to pry to much were you having full intercourse at that age?

Yes. I hit puberty between the age of 7 & 8.

That said, I was still playing with my Transformers, GI Joes & nintendo too. It's not like I was having Charlie Sheen parties under the star wars sheets every night. Just the nights my parents went out and the babysitter came over (14yo daughter of one of dad's workmates, iirc).

 

[AnarchistFish]

There aren't enough options available to get an age breakdown by demographic, so let's say you can only vote in this thread if you are between the ages of 18 and 30 - typically the people most likely to moan about not getting any, but not so young that it's technically against the law if they did have sex.

Age of consent varies between countries so you should probably have just gone for "if you're above the age of consent" if at all.

 

[twaddle]

are we counting oral as well?

 

[thiosk]

as in, having had 10 sexual encounters with the other gender?

...

ever?

might as well just start up a new "SO HOW OLD R U" thread.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Wow. I kind of understand the whole religious not wanting to have sex until your married thing,

Except neither of us are religious, so I dont think that is what is up.

but not wanting to have sex even in a stable and loving marriage is something I have never heard of before.

I will admit its rare. The only other person I know like that is one of my friends who has health problems (just to be clear: to her, sex=harmful, pregnacy=fatal). For us, its because we dont see the point when we can get just as close while keeping our clothing on and talking. That and it just doesnt fit into our sceduale of videogames, military, anime, military, classic cars and motorcycles, military, writing stories, and maybe some military if we have nothing else to do.

Now I am curious. I mean there are a few asexual/nonsexual people on the escapist but I hadn't considered that they were in long term relationships.

What, so just because i am asexual, that somehow means I cant love someone as more than a friend and want to spend the rest of my life with them and start a family. I just dont like sex. AT ALL! But I like hugging, cuddling, and kissing (but those last 2 are reserved for gf). And trust me, if there was a way to have my own biological children without having sex, I would take it.

I guess good luck to you for finding someone who is down with that.

Oh, this isnt all. Me, her, and my friends have a joke running that we cant figure out if I am a clone of her, or she is a clone of me. That is how similar our interest are.

 

[Whateveralot]

Had drunk sex with a girl that I was dating once. It wasn't the smartest thing to do, but it was a very succesful night.

That's it. Other then that, I've only had sex with woman that I was in a relationship with.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Wait, what?

Surely if you've been in a relationship where you start to have sex, in about a month you've had sex more than ten times? At least, teens/young adults would? Doesn't that mean the poll is just going to end up being a majority split between 0 and 10+ between both sexes?

Yes, and it looks like it's heading that way. The 0 (and everything in between) pretty much includes people who have never been in a committed sexual relationship (or people who don't pay close attention to what they read). So, it's pretty much split evenly between girl virgins and boy virgins, and girls in relationships versus boys in relationships. Therefore, we can postulate that technically on a simple straight forward immature way of looking at it, girls can get laid just as easily as boys. Technically speaking.

I imagine a better poll would be "Are you a virgin over the age of 18?" and have categories for both men and women.

 

[chadachada123]

According to the poll so far, women are slightly more likely to sleep with more than 10 partners than to be a virgin, as opposed to men, which are more likely to be a virgin.

Well shit.

Too bad it doesn't look statistically significant.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Oh piss I misread. - 1 For the less than five female, that was my fuckup (this is what happens when I play Xbox and use laptop at the same time).
Times not partners.
I've been with my boyfriend for three years. What do you think.

Yeah, this poll is kind of absurd. I had sex dozens of times with just one boyfriend, and I've had quite a few boyfriends.

So yeah, I voted female 10+/don't know.

Edit: Also, the fact that the population of the Escapist is heavily male biased is going to make this poll rather lopsided. **sigh**

 

[game-lover]

None.

Virgin who has never had a boyfriend.

Or a kiss that she really counts for that matter.

Also, doesn't believe in casual sex.