Poll: Surgery...

[Anoos]

Had a broken nose straightened, got punched in the face playing footy (AFL)bastard

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

2 stitches in my ankle. no breaks. i drink a lot of milk

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

But I had a steel bar implanted underneath my chest and it's going to stay there for the next 3 or so years until they take it out.

Let me tell you, staying the hospital sucked. ass.

I had to stay 3 days after my intended release because they wouldn't release me until I "released" some stuff. I couldn't go to sleep, I was always awake, I was either boiling hot or freezing cold, I couldn't laugh because it hurt a hell of a lot (I'm a laughy guy), I was bored as hell, I could barely sit up straight, and I

Spoiler: for vulgarity, not a pretty picture

had a tube forcefully shoved up my ass so it would help me "release"

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O.O Oh Shit......that has to suck. I feel sorry for you having a tube shoved up your ass.

 

[Xhakhal]

I've had my eyeball taken out of my head, some of the muscles cut in and sewn on, and then had the eyeball reinserted. I think that's how they did it anyway.

It was on my blind eye anyway, and I was unconscious (and eleven years old) so it wouldn't have mattered much if they'd screwed it up somehow XD

 

[Jumplion]

You know what? Never mind, I don't think you want to know Evil Raven >_>;

You do not want to know.

 

[Maet]

I had jaw enhancement surgery to make my chin more prominent when I was sixteen.

 

[crepesack]

had pins put into my elbow when i broke my arm, and when they took em out the doctor thought it would be a nice joke not to clean them and like showed me right when the anesthesia wore off for shock value.

 

[TMAN10112]

I've got so many ingrown toenails fixed that next week im going to have a surgery done that stops the nail from growing to the side anymore.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

You know what? Never mind, I don't think you want to know Evil Raven >_>;

You do not want to know.

nevermind Jump, nevermind. I got the message from the quote thing.

I am so sorry for that.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

After reading this thread, I feel incredibly lucky and healthy.......

 

[Jumplion]

You know what? Never mind, I don't think you want to know Evil Raven >_>;

You do not want to know.

nevermind Jump, nevermind. I got the message from the quote thing.

I am so sorry for that.

Damn, it doesn't edit those stuff out now? Should have figured, but yeah, let's keep it to ourselves >_>;

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

You know what? Never mind, I don't think you want to know Evil Raven >_>;

You do not want to know.

nevermind Jump, nevermind. I got the message from the quote thing.

I am so sorry for that.

Damn, it doesn't edit those stuff out now? Should have figured, but yeah, let's keep it to ourselves >_>;

Well I kinda keep forgetting to switch off that whole when I get quoted to send me a message. That's how I know. And yea.....let's do that.

I want to know Jumplion.

No.....no you don't.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Anyone else got interesting stories on why they had to get surgery? Or even if they had surgery?

 

[Noo_Noo]

Not interesting, really, but just the usual ingrowing toenail stuff, and stitching my split lip back together after it exploded upon contact with a fucking brick wall