Poll: Taking a shower

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trollnystan

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Outright Villainy said:
Washing armpits.

Just ewh. They're always the worst smelling parts of the body...

Robert632 said:
Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.
Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

Just FYI ;)

OT: I spit and only pee when I really have to go and I didn't realise it until I'd gotten into the shower, which with my Bladder of Steel(TM) is like, once every 3 years. Tops. I guess I don't think green =P Btw, how is washing your private parts disgusting? I'd have though NOT washing them would be disgusting, not to mention leading to a decrease of special lovin' on those said private parts from your bf/gf. Just saying.
 

ThePuzzldPirate

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MystryMeet said:
I blow my nose in the shower mostly because even though I do it once before entering--the hot water makes me all snotty again.

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.
I use Dove Men too! I can't deny it, it is good soap.
 

Dags90

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teutonicman said:
I wonder if any of the people that voted Poop in the shower actually do?
Nah. A fair amount of people will always "vote for the least likely" for the lulz. You tend to get more of those votes the crazier the option is.

I voted "boyfriend/girlfriend". Not all way but if you're naked and wet next to someone you're currently banging, some groping and such is pretty much inevitable. It's really not disgusting though.
 

NathLines

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Where's the options for sticking a finger up your butt and worry about your sexual orientation?

I mean, if somebody would need that option. Just in case.
 

infohippie

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Outright Villainy said:
Soylent Bacon said:
Outright Villainy said:
Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...
Heyyy, we guys aren't the only ones...
:O

I'm not even going to think about that.

You're not ruining the fairer sex for me!
Hey, I'm happy to think about that!
Tell us more...
 

elcamino41383

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I pee sometimes, and I've thrown up a few times also. Often in the morning (the time I'm most likely to shower) my stomach tends to not be happy (I have GERD, look it up) so sometimes I get into coughing fits and end up tossing whatever cookies I didn't actually eat.

As far as body wash, I use Dial 3D. I haven't trusted Old Spice for ANYTHING since I first started wearing deodorant, oh...16 years or so ago.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I would say pissing in the shower but that's just something everyone does at some point (those who say they don't are just lying). My most "disgusting" thing i do would be washing my balls. Gotta make that area smell good y'know.
 

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smearyllama said:
believer258 said:
I'm surprised the next to last one hasn't been mentioned more; EVERY male that has ever lived, ever, has rubbed one off sometime in the shower. It happens to every male.
Not every male!
I tried masturbating once, said "Why am I wasting my time doing this?" and went and did my homework.

I know this will start a major flame war, with unresolved racial tension for decades after this post, but I must say it-

"Jerking off isn't all that great."

OT: I pee sometimes. Also, how could you avoid washing your private parts in the shower?
Some water/ soap is going to run down your moist, supple body as it makes its way to to your unmentionables.

Edit: Oh yeah, I gotta clean my bathroom, too.
"jerking off isn't all that great"

You sir must have the resolve of some kind of saint *bows respectfully
 

Zhukov

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I cup my hands under the water until they're full. Then I snort some of the water up my nose. Then blow out, hard. Snot goes everywhere.

Yeah, it's gross. But I make sure it all goes down the drain. And it clears you right out. Don't have to blow my nose for the rest of the day.
 

escapistraptor

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I don't know how any of those things listed except pooping is disgusting. I blow my nose, hauck loogies, pee, jack off, and have awkwardly positioned sex with my wife. There's a drain on the ground and constantly running water, what's the problem OP?
 

Hader

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Well a shower is supposed to make you shiny and clean...

but there are toilets for a reason. And sinks.
 

smearyllama

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
"jerking off isn't all that great"

You sir must have the resolve of some kind of saint *bows respectfully
It's probably because I don't have an older brother to impart the joys of the act, or know any guys who do it frequently.

To tell you the truth, I'm kinda squeamish around penises.

I can't believe I just said that.
 

smearyllama

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Zhukov said:
I cup my hands under the water until they're full. Then I snort some of the water up my nose. Then blow out, hard. Snot goes everywhere.

Yeah, it's gross. But I make sure it all goes down the drain. And it clears you right out. Don't have to blow my nose for the rest of the day.
Huh. Does it help a congested throat?

If so, I gotta try that sometime.