Poll: Taking a shower

[lizards]

spit, i get mad at myself every time but i cant help it

and fucking in the shower is hard its easy to slip, and then hit your head on the side of the shower and get a minor concussion......not that i would know or anything...

 

[Penguinness]

I tried masturbating once, said "Why am I wasting my time doing this?" and went and did my homework.

I am the complete opposite to this sentence. But that's not related to showering.

The things I do in a shower aren't disgusting, to me.

 

[Dango]

This was not a good thread to read through while eating a snack... ewww...

OT: Wash my private parts, which I don't even really consider disgusting.

 

[Gudrests]

I use Old Spice, of course.
I am a man, after all.

And the most "disgusting" thing I do is probably piss in the shower.

I used to get yelled at when i said i did it because "its bad to stand in pee"..........my defence...."We have no cap on our drain so its just like a hole...and i pee down it.....yes I can aim into a hole that size....no im not peeing out of a coin slot im peeing out of a fire hose.....it never touches my feet it goes down the hole"...and if all else fails...."its eco-friendly"
/agree on old spice.
and Got DAMN I see you post alot...

 

[Booze Zombie]

I scrub my ears and make sure to get any wax? Wait, that might just be normal.

 

[Scoffy89]

Who thinks washing their "naughty place" is dirty? A shower should leave you completely clean not half washed.

And I severely doubt anyone actually does shit in the shower. Then again someone took a dump in my friends kitchen once so I wouldn't be too surprised.

 

[ShadowDude112]

I pee in the shower. Since I don't want to make I bathroom floor wet. ...What? I don't want to slip and fall.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I pee. Its the warm water and relaxingness of it. Thats why I'm glad the toilet is beside it, cause I just open the curtain and go into the toilet. haha!

I use wahtever I can. Mostly old spice though. BUt I'll still use a bar for my face, and I'll use a bar to really scrub the dirt off if its caked on or stuff is grimey. That kinda rough soap thats like that trucker soap with the sand to get off the oil and shit you soemtimes see in truck stop bathrooms.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Eeeeugh.

It might be me, but I'm actually a little disgusted that people do those kinds of things in the shower. After all, you shower to get clean, not do filthy, depraved things.

I mean seriously? I get that pooping is on that list because of New Troll's secret pleasures, but the rest just make me feel unclean. I think I need a shower. No I won't be doing anything listed here.

 

[Scabadus]

Same. I don't think I ever will, either, since that's one of the things people do in the shower that actually can leave harmful bacteria around after you're finished showering.
Not to mention that after a while, surely it'd smell just awful. :S

For me, it's just blowing my nose...

Urine is actually incredibly antiseptic, to the point that if you get hurt in the wilderness and don't have a medical kit them getting a reasonable amount of urine into the wound is a good thing (just don't use too much; it's antiseptic because it's toxic!)

Peeing down the drain will kill more bacteria than your bodywash will.

 

[Evilbunny]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

That doesn't seem to stop some people.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

Wait wait wait. Peeing in the shower is disgusting, but pleasuring yourself isnt?

Also, not everyman does. I dont. Tried once and I got that awkward feeling and thought that the water was another person releasing themself on me while I tried to release myself and... yeah, it just didnt work out.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

I shit in other people's shower and smash it down the drain with my foot.

Sometimes I even turn the water on.

 

[Slenn]

Okay, for the record I do pee in the shower. However if it's the dorm stall where the smell permeates, I usually do it if there's no one else there.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Wow, everybody pees in the shower? News to me

 

[Quazimofo]

...

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

Same. I don't think I ever will, either, since that's one of the things people do in the shower that actually can leave harmful bacteria around after you're finished showering.
Not to mention that after a while, surely it'd smell just awful. :S

For me, it's just blowing my nose...

i can vouch that after 15 years of my brothers and i (and my parents) using the same shower (there are 3 of us (brothers) and we all live together since... well we are all either in high school or grade school)(AND NOT AT ONCE), that after a while, if you clean your shower occasionally (every couple years or so) it'll still smell fine, nice even.

and for body wash i just use whatever the hell my parents bought cuz i never go with them to pick out one.

and yeah occasionally i piss in the shower, not often but thats it.

 

[Squilookle]

Where's the option for "All of the above"?

Simultaneously...


I kid, I kid.

 

[Tonythion]

I blow my nose in the shower mostly because even though I do it once before entering--the hot water makes me all snotty again.

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.

I use Dove Men too! I can't deny it, it is good soap.

isn't it? isn't it? Leaves me all nice and smooth

 

[Aethren]

I have had sex in the shower plenty of times.

Please, tell us more. :3