Poll: Taking a shower

[Jamash]

With the exception of shitting, non of those things are actually disgusting, but I suppose it's subjective and witnesses would think differently.

The only thing that I do in the shower that I would consider disgusting is fart, but that's only disgusting because the water and steam stops the gas from dissipating properly and depending on what you've eaten, it can be really bad... suffocatingly bad.

It's disgusting, but also hilarious when you need to suddenly step out of the shower for fresh air because the fart you just did is choking you.

 

[New Troll]

there's no option in the poll for ALL OF THE ABOVE

That's because it's most disgusting on the most regular basis, not just what you do or have done. And if multiple answers still fit, say what you believe others would be most disgusting. i.e. Poop would be more disgusting than pee, even if you do both at the same time every time.

 

[New Troll]

The only thing that I do in the shower that I would consider disgusting is fart, but that's only disgusting because the water and steam stops the gas from dissipating properly and depending on what you've eaten, it can be really bad... suffocatingly bad.

It's disgusting, but also hilarious when you need to suddenly step out of the shower for fresh air because the fart you just did is choking you.

I honestly didn't even think about farting but wish I had put it on the poll. Yeah, been there, done that. No more curry!

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I won't vote anything,since there isn't armpits in the poll,which I would say for me is the most "disgusting" thing to wash since I tend to sweat quite a lot.

 

[Adam Galli]

People poop in the shower? I am not happy to learn that. Also-

I chill out naked waiting for the water to warm up.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Good to see that 155 other Escapists pee in the shower...

 

[Beliyal]

... You guys pee in the shower? This is the first I've ever heard of this being common. Really? There's usually a toilet right next to the thing! Why?

Showers are just for washing in

I actually thought that everybody does this. I pee in the shower because I find it unnecessary to waste time, water and toilet paper if I'll get washed a few seconds after anyway. If I have to poop, I of course poop in the toilet, but peeing is not so horrible as I see it. I mean, pee doesn't ... stick on the bathtub, it washes away.

 

[Sneeze]

Being in the shower generally makes me want to pee, I see no sense in getting out, dripping everywhere and climbing back in to resume washing.

 

[Meneghetti]

I go to the shower... and spin while I pee... is that weird?
















Just kidding people! Don't trhow any stone on me plz!

 

[Tonythion]

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.

Isn't 'Dove Men' a contradiction in terms?

Fellow Escapist that's what I thought at first BUT NO!
It smells like it should (not girly) and leaves me all nice and smooth.
So no longer is it a contradiction.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Quick Question. How is pleasuring yourself in the shower necessarily disgusting?

f. Some, like I, prefer ham to bacon.

I ... I fail to get the wordplay. Can you explain it please?

 

[Crazy_Dude]

... You guys pee in the shower? This is the first I've ever heard of this being common. Really? There's usually a toilet right next to the thing! Why?

Showers are just for washing in

I actually have a good reason it saves water. Thus is good for the environment.

 

[New Troll]

Quick Question. How is pleasuring yourself in the shower necessarily disgusting?

f. Some, like I, prefer ham to bacon.

I ... I fail to get the wordplay. Can you explain it please?

No play on words. Just felt I needed another reason and I could say it represents some people aren't the norm, but in reality I was just dreaming of some canadian bacon and pineapple pizza. Funny thing is, I've been dreaming of it all day and yet here I am warming up a bacon pizza in the oven. Go figure.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I've never peed or jerked it in the shower, suprising how many do.

I guess the most disgusting thing I do is that I occasionally leave the soap bottles open.

Hardcore.

 

[JackandTom]

I sometimes crank the shaft in the shower, I don't see anything wrong with it

 

[New Troll]

I guess the most disgusting thing I do is that I occasionally leave the soap bottles open.

Do believe this is the least disgusting thing posted yet. Ummm... grats?

 

[New Troll]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

Yet I guess it fits more in this poll than I ever would have expected. Poop's made a dramatic come-back throughout the day. Yay?

 

[New Troll]

... You guys pee in the shower? This is the first I've ever heard of this being common. Really? There's usually a toilet right next to the thing! Why?

Showers are just for washing in

I actually have a good reason it saves water. Thus is good for the environment.

How much water are you saving by standing in the shower longer to pee and then even longer to wash it away? Sounds to me like about th same amount of water is being used, if not more.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Ugh. My mother blows her nose in the shower, and it's nauseating to hear. I don't think I have any nasty habits, though. I shave in the shower, but it's always stubble, which doesn't clog up the drains.