Poll: Taking a shower

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Taking a shit in the shower is just wrong. Apart from that, there's nothing particularly disgusting in the poll, the worst of which would probably be forgetting to wash various smelly body parts.
 

Soxafloppin

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When im feeling extra lazy i just take a shit and then stomp it down the drain.


JOKE.
 

Jonluw

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The thought of shower-sex is sort of disturbing to me. I mean, showers are slippery and very hard, and with the thrusting, you're bound to crack your skull open sometime.

OT: Yeah, I guess I pleasure myself... Weirdly, I still find peeing in the shower absolutely disgusting.
As for the people who say pissing in the shower saves water... Sorry, I'm not buying it. That would only be the case if you continued to clean yourself while peeing, or turned off the water while peeing. Neither seems like something your average Joe would be inclined to do.
Otherwise, you're pausing in your shower to pee, thus adding extra seconds to your shower. Seconds that consists of water continuously flowing out of the shower head.
 

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Jonluw said:
The thought of shower-sex is sort of disturbing to me. I mean, showers are slippery and very hard, and with the thrusting, you're bound to crack your skull open sometime.
Agree. Have found showers more a foreplay place than for the actual event. After a nice long hot shower, that bathroom tile can feel very coolingly stimulating though. Good times.
 

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I take a piss from my shower,to the toilet bowl,considering there's barely a meter between them,and the floor the cheap crap made to be easily cleanable.
 

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Jonluw said:
The thought of shower-sex is sort of disturbing to me. I mean, showers are slippery and very hard, and with the thrusting, you're bound to crack your skull open sometime.
Agree. Have found showers more a foreplay place than for the actual event. After a nice long hot shower, that bathroom tile can feel very coolingly stimulating though. Good times.
God, I can't imagine having sex on my bathroom floor. My bathroom is ca. one square metre, or nine square feet, if you don't count the bathtub and the counter(?). And there's a chair in there. It would be like getting it on inside a small crate. A crate made entirely out of ceramic tiles.
 

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How is washing your nob disgusting?

And yeah, I've had a wank in the shower.
 

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I tried sex in the shower only once and I slipped out and pulled shower curtains down with me.
Never doing that again.
 

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Ohh, I do the blowing nose thing in the shower too, I don't see why not, the shower helps get snot out when I have a cold or something.

Yea, I pee in the shower sometimes, my shower and toilet are in different rooms, so if I tuurn the shower on, get it warmed up, get naked and then BAM I need a pee, I will go in the shower because it's easier than getting dresed again and walking all the way to the toilet.
Also, pee is very sterile. And I'd much rather piss in my morning shower than drink it like a coffee in the morning like some folk do.

I've done the shower sex quite a few times, too.
 

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Exocet said:
I take a piss from my shower,to the toilet bowl,considering there's barely a meter between them,and the floor the cheap crap made to be easily cleanable.
I find pee on public bathroom floors extremely disturbing. Couldn't image just letting it rip on my own floor. So far, to me, this is the most disgusting thing posted. So far.
 

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Woodsey said:
How is washing your nob disgusting?
How is it not disgusting?
Because not washing your cock and balls is absolutely vile, and since the opposite of not washing them is washing them, it is therefore not disgusting.
 

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I live at a uni and if I found out anyone peed in our shared shower I would kill them. No regrets, no remorse.

If there was poop in the shower... well I'd have to think of a fate worse then death to deal to whoever defiled my sanctuary of cleanliness

EDIT: Ok, Who Pooped In The Shower?!!??!
I have to say this as well. I can't actually think of anyone who will actually poop in the shower. Are there really people out there that do?
 

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Woodsey said:
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Woodsey said:
How is washing your nob disgusting?
How is it not disgusting?
Because not washing your cock and balls is absolutely vile, and since the opposite of not washing them is washing them, it is therefore not disgusting.
Throwing up is vile, so doing the opposite instead and swallowing it is not disgusting?

But anywho, I agree. Just put that option in for those more skimmish individuals.
 

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Bar soap sucks. I use old spice for the most part.

The most disgusting thing I've done in the shower? I piss a lot when I'm in there but I don't think that should count since the running water and floor-drain take care of it. The most uncomfortable thing I've done is tried showering with a then-girlfriend. I got out of that shower feeling very unclean in more than just the obvious way.
 

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i'd like to pick "my girlfriend" BUT she was far from disgusting... who has disgusting girl/boyfriends?!

i guess i still pick it.
 

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Alucard 11189 said:
Xenetethrae said:
I live at a uni and if I found out anyone peed in our shared shower I would kill them. No regrets, no remorse.

If there was poop in the shower... well I'd have to think of a fate worse then death to deal to whoever defiled my sanctuary of cleanliness

EDIT: Ok, Who Pooped In The Shower?!!??!
I have to say this as well. I can't actually think of anyone who will actually poop in the shower. Are there really people out there that do?
Well according to the poll... which we all know to be 100% factual. I'm still thinking there are those who do, wether dropping a loaf or just squirting some liquid smell. Or perhaps they mean they drop the hard stuff in the toilet but rinse the remaining off in the shower instead of wiping.

When I made this thread, poop was just added for a laugh and some flavor. Never thought it would end up becoming the main comprehension of the past couple of days. I took a shower and yet now I feel dirty.
 

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Master Steeds said:
Pee in the shower, who the hell doesnt
Not going to say I never have, but I don't. Even when my son isn't in the shower with me, which he usually is, it's still the place we take baths. Now him on the other hand, shower or bath, when he's got to go he goes. Can't wait for potty training!