Poll: Taking a shower

[New Troll]

So I was just in the shower and found myself blowing my nose. Yuck, yet I still do it. Could say I'm saving money on tissues, but I know it's just a convenience/ laziness issue. So it got me wondering, what do other people do in the shower that others might find disgusting? Reminds me of some comedian I once saw who's joke was reading a relationship building book which recommended they take a shower together and act normally. But then his girlfriend got angry when he urinated down the drain.

Also, a couple years ago I tried using body wash instead of soap and never looked back. I love the stuff! Usually buy Axe cause it's affordable and almost always on sale. So what does everyone else use, if anything?

 

[Radeonx]

I use Old Spice, of course.
I am a man, after all.

And the most "disgusting" thing I do is probably piss in the shower.

 

[Robert632]

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

 

[General Torg]

Poop will not fit in the drain.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Body Wash>Soap

Anyway, I pee, loogy, and jerk it in the shower. Shower sex is also the fucking bomb.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Washing armpits.

Just ewh. They're always the worst smelling parts of the body...

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

 

[Rednog]

Uhh yea, I just do normal showers, I've never taken a wiz in the shower, I had a roomate who did it in the community shower and it smelled after and it just absolutely disgusting to anyone else who has to use it after. Plus most people's toilets are a foot or so away from the shower, I don't think anyone can't hold it for a minute before they get out of the shower.
But to each his own.

 

[Xenetethrae]

I live at a uni and if I found out anyone peed in our shared shower I would kill them. No regrets, no remorse.

If there was poop in the shower... well I'd have to think of a fate worse then death to deal to whoever defiled my sanctuary of cleanliness

EDIT: Ok, Who Pooped In The Shower?!!??!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"my girlfriend or boyfriend"

he's not disgusting of himself, but fucking in a shower is considered to be very much in poor taste...especially when there's 3 other people trying to use the thing.

 

[Tonythion]

I blow my nose in the shower mostly because even though I do it once before entering--the hot water makes me all snotty again.

Oh I use Dove Men...Don't fucking judge me.
I used to use Irish Spring, gave that up now with Dove.

 

[New Troll]

If there was poop in the shower... well I'd have to think of a fate worse then death to deal to whoever defiled my sanctuary of cleanliness

Well so far not a single escapist poops, though every other option has been chosen. My surprise is the abundance of escapists with disgusting girlfriends and/ or boyfriends. Though having sex in the shower is always nice, but I don't get it all that often.

 

[Lionsfan]

Well since it's a shower none of these are really disgusting (maybe poo) but I voted Blow My Nose. It's just so weird to do in the shower since the snot mixes with the water

 

[MasterChief892039]

How is washing your privates/"smelly parts" disgusting? That's the whole point of taking a shower - I'd say it would be more disgusting not to do those things.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

Heyyy, we guys aren't the only ones...

:O

I'm not even going to think about that.

You're not ruining the fairer sex for me!

 

[GrimTuesday]

I enjoy a good pee in the shower. The sound of running water doesn't help matters not to mention it all goes down the drain anyway. I think it's kind of a guy thing.

 

[Ironrose]

My singing in the shower seems to offend people to no end. Also shower sex is one of the best ideas ever.

 

[New Troll]

People poop in the shower? I am not happy to learn that. Also- IMAGE

Haha, yeah I'm definitely niether of the more masculine choices in your picture. I stand naked with my arm outstretched.