Poll: Taking a shower

[Hader]

I guess just washin' my junk. And I would totally have sex with a girl in the shower come the chance.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Eeew! You guys pee in the shower? That is disgusting. I have never heard of anyone doing that before.

Ewww.. I'm just thinking of all the showers I've shared with guys over the years. Is it really that common? Eewww. I feel like I need to wash my feet.

Edit: 261 votes at time of edit. Eewww...

 

[Julianking93]

A lot of prudes in here apparently.

Seems to be a lot of prudes everywhere on this site sometimes >.>
And then it can go the exact opposite way other times as well.
It isa so confusing >.<

 

[Canid117]

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

I piss in the toilet beforehand.

 

[agafaba]

Eeew! You guys pee in the shower? That is disgusting. I have never heard of anyone doing that before.

Ewww.. I'm just thinking of all the showers I've shared with guys over the years. Is it really that common? Eewww. I feel like I need to wash my feet.

Edit: 261 votes at time of edit. Eewww...

Its unlikely they did it with you in there, and women do it too so maybe one of those guys feel the need to clean their feet when the subject comes up too.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

Wash my private area as I simultaneously urinate and release flurry of sharts. Awwww yeah!

 

[Nouw]

I used to piss in the shower but nowadays I wash my privates (not nearly as disgusting as the side-effects) and blow my nose.

 

[infohippie]

I guess just washin' my junk. And I would totally have sex with a girl in the shower come the chance.

Yeah, don't. It's not really that awesome and it's difficult to do a whole lot while keeping your balance at the same time on slippery tiles. Go for a quick grope session with her, do a bit of warm-up, sure, but actually having sex in there? It's not worth it.

Eeew! You guys pee in the shower? That is disgusting. I have never heard of anyone doing that before.

Ewww.. I'm just thinking of all the showers I've shared with guys over the years. Is it really that common? Eewww. I feel like I need to wash my feet.

Edit: 261 votes at time of edit. Eewww...

Yeah, it's that common. Most girls I know do it too, y'know. In fact, some have while I'm in there with them, but that's going down a whole different tangent.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I pee in there most every time. It all goes to the same place and it means I don't get water all over the floor. Every guy who doesn't use a public shower has at least once had a wank in there, no reason not to.

 

[Hader]

I guess just washin' my junk. And I would totally have sex with a girl in the shower come the chance.

Yeah, don't. It's not really that awesome and it's difficult to do a whole lot while keeping your balance at the same time on slippery tiles. Go for a quick grope session with her, do a bit of warm-up, sure, but actually having sex in there? It's not worth it.

I'll take my chances.

 

[figday]

umm, i cant really vote for anything since all the choices are the things ive done before in a shower and i dont see it as THAT disgusting..

except for the poop part, never done that before. who in their right mind would take a dump in a shower?? D:

 

[WolfThomas]

Same. I don't think I ever will, either, since that's one of the things people do in the shower that actually can leave harmful bacteria around after you're finished showering.
Not to mention that after a while, surely it'd smell just awful. :S

Not only is urine sterile (if you're healthy), it contains ammonia and was actually used by pre-industrial society as a cleaning agent

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lant

Then again they did add it to some beer, literally making it piss.

But also you aim for the drainhole and you urinate at the start of the shower, hot water triggers the sympathetic senses and makes you want to go. It should all be washed down moments later.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Snip

Mmm... I was proven wrong several times in this thread, and I apologise for my ignorance. I'm not gonna start doing it now, but I've accepted that I was wrong.

I've already been proven wrong, I should really edit my post... >_>

 

[WolfThomas]

Snip

Mmm... I was proven wrong several times in this thread, and I apologise for my ignorance. I'm not gonna start doing it now, but I've accepted that I was wrong.

I've already been proven wrong, I should really edit my post... >_>

That's alright, I must of missed those posts. I just wanted to talk about Lant...

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Snip

Mmm... I was proven wrong several times in this thread, and I apologise for my ignorance. I'm not gonna start doing it now, but I've accepted that I was wrong.

I've already been proven wrong, I should really edit my post... >_>

That's alright, I must of missed those posts. I just wanted to talk about Lant...

Haha, not a problem. That's fair enough ^_^

 

[Dantness]

So I totally read this poll wrong. I thought it meant which one would be the most disgusting thing to do in the shower. So I would totally change my answer from poop if I could! I cannot tell you how embaressed I was when I realized that the poll meant what you do in actuality... I have never pooped in the shower, I want you all to know!

 

[New Troll]

who revived the thread?

I did. My son has pooped in the shower the past couple times I've given him one which reminded me of this thread so I figured I'd share, being the nice guy I am. I know you truly wanted to know!

On a side note, he did seem embarrassed/ ashamed by it. But I let him know it's perfectly okay. Just hope he doesn't make a habit out of it. That second time really stunk! Smelled ten times worse than most his diapers. Must have been the seafood burrito I fed him the night before.

 

[New Troll]

So I totally read this poll wrong. I thought it meant which one would be the most disgusting thing to do in the shower. So I would totally change my answer from poop if I could! I cannot tell you how embaressed I was when I realized that the poll meant what you do in actuality... I have never pooped in the shower, I want you all to know!

Good thing you said something cause I was just about to single you out on it! Now onto the other 45 e-mails...

Back on topic, so what would your answer be?

 

[New Troll]

I guess just washin' my junk. And I would totally have sex with a girl in the shower come the chance.

Yeah, don't. It's not really that awesome and it's difficult to do a whole lot while keeping your balance at the same time on slippery tiles. Go for a quick grope session with her, do a bit of warm-up, sure, but actually having sex in there? It's not worth it.

I'll take my chances.

Shower sex has always turned into bathroom tile sex for me. Shower make-out leading to the bedroom, the best! Actual shower-bathroom sex, annoying.

[small]Still worth it though.[/small]