Rock, punk and metal! Nobody could ever defeat us!
The hip hoppers could blind us with their shiny blingaling but wouldn't be able to shoot us with their guns held sideways cos they're so fucking 'gangsta'!
Any kind of electronically produced auto-tune club pop dance armies would be full of drunks too busy dancing to fight!
And classical and opera would turn up their noses feel that this war is beneath them
With bands like The Clash, Converge, Against Me!, Gallows, Mastodon, Sick Of It All, we would lay waste to all other genres!
We would 'Rise Against', if you will! (Yeah I went there)